Envy and jealousy, epitaph edition

The punchline to this obituary is epic.

Bob’s only regret is that his beloved Tennessee Volunteers Football team preceded him in death.

(h/t)

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15 responses to “Envy and jealousy, epitaph edition

  1. Reverend Whitewall

    The linked h/t article is so good. Condolences to them but they seem like a great family that has priorities in the right place. I’m glad they were able to celebrate his life.

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  2. Normaltown Mike

    ouch

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  3. Chopdawg

    This wins the Internet, right here.

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  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    Well played!

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  5. Faltering Memory

    W. C. Fields would salute this punchline.

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  6. BOOM! That last line was Epic. I don’t know about celebrating his life but I am his obituary.

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  7. ugafidelis

    Lord I love the South.

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  8. PTC DAWG

    Vols will be back, when, I have no idea.

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    • Russ

      I don’t care if they’re ever back, but I’d love to see them win Saturday.

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      • Mayor

        I said so too on another thread. Had to wash out my mouth with soap. But in truth, I’m torn. I really would like the mediocre Gay-Turds to get their comeuppance on national TV losing to an obviously crummy UT team. But then, if FU beats UT and UT loses to a few others like to UGA, Bama, Mizzou, etc. their HC gets fired and the whole thing about changing coaches starts all over–this time with Phat Phil in the mix as likely rehire. Tantalizing!

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  9. Otto

    If ever there was a Blog Entry that needed to be filed under Nothing sucks like a big orange.

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  10. ugat

    Bless him. Not so much the vowels…

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