October 28, 2019 · 1:19 PM

The “best name in college football” award is dead.

This kid broke it.

Forever.

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UPDATE:  Ah, shit.

False alarm.  Although that first name is still pretty bitchin’.

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30 responses to “The “best name in college football” award is dead.”

  2. Leggo5
    October 28, 2019 at 1:33 PM

    We can’t compete with that. Congrats on impending dynasty, Tigahs!

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  3. HiAltDawg
    October 28, 2019 at 1:53 PM

    Too Late! It’s his name in my mind, forever.

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  4. monticellodawg
    October 28, 2019 at 1:54 PM

    What happens when brain dead parents name their children.

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    • Napoleon BonerFart
      October 28, 2019 at 5:19 PM

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    • Anonymous
      October 28, 2019 at 9:12 PM

      parents

      Are you sure you meant to use the plural? The chances that this kid knows his father is basically negative. Single mothers are the only ones that give kids these ridiculous names. Kids with fathers usually get something fairly tame.

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  5. Argondawg
    October 28, 2019 at 2:06 PM

    Lets just hope someone is inspired now to name their child ToEvaDoIt in the relatively near future. Sometime you just gotta dream really big.

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  6. Hunkering Hank
    October 28, 2019 at 2:34 PM

    Cool

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  7. Former Fan
    October 28, 2019 at 2:43 PM

    DeColdest One. Juan = One. Not a fan of the name, but can’t help but smile at it.

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  10. merchandiser
    October 28, 2019 at 4:13 PM

    Poor kid ain’t never going to get any souvenirs with his name on it.

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  11. Mayor
    October 28, 2019 at 4:30 PM

    Jet Toner of Stanford is my personal favorite.

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  12. The Dawg abides
    October 28, 2019 at 5:17 PM

    Buster Posey never gets the credit it deserves.

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  13. Dawgflan
    October 28, 2019 at 5:44 PM

    I don’t think she plays football, but the Freakonomics podcast on Dr. Marijuana Pepsi VanDyck is worth a mention.

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  14. The Tick
    October 28, 2019 at 6:14 PM

    Buck Swindle from Nashville, Ga. was a DB on one of the early Dooley teams.

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  15. Mick Jagger
    October 28, 2019 at 8:01 PM

    Crash Landon from Georgia Southwestern.

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  16. AdaWg
    October 28, 2019 at 8:11 PM

    Mack Strong (FB)was pretty legendary, and has the longest run from scrimmage in a Super Bowl.

    Hiawatha Berry was a stud, and had a mohawk.

    My favorite sports name ever is still Dick Trickle.

    But Decoldest ‘Joan’ (say it phonetically) Crawford, dat’s some next level long con trolling right there. Take that Bette Davis!

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    • Mayor
      October 29, 2019 at 12:29 AM

      The head club professional golfer at Bay Hill in Orlando, now deceased, was Arnold Palmer’s teammate at Wake Forest. His name was Dick Tiddy. Really.

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  18. spur21
    October 29, 2019 at 6:27 AM

    Native Americans do it best. Named after the first thing mom sees
    Soaring Eagle
    Dancing Bear
    Two Dogs a Fucking

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