The “best name in college football” award is dead.

This kid broke it.

Forever.

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UPDATE:  Ah, shit.

False alarm.  Although that first name is still pretty bitchin’.

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30 responses to “The “best name in college football” award is dead.

  1. Leggo5

    We can’t compete with that. Congrats on impending dynasty, Tigahs!

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  2. HiAltDawg

    Too Late! It’s his name in my mind, forever.

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  3. What happens when brain dead parents name their children.

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    • Napoleon BonerFart

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    • Anonymous

      parents

      Are you sure you meant to use the plural? The chances that this kid knows his father is basically negative. Single mothers are the only ones that give kids these ridiculous names. Kids with fathers usually get something fairly tame.

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  4. Argondawg

    Lets just hope someone is inspired now to name their child ToEvaDoIt in the relatively near future. Sometime you just gotta dream really big.

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  5. Hunkering Hank

    Cool

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  6. Former Fan

    DeColdest One. Juan = One. Not a fan of the name, but can’t help but smile at it.

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  7. merchandiser

    Poor kid ain’t never going to get any souvenirs with his name on it.

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  8. Mayor

    Jet Toner of Stanford is my personal favorite.

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  9. The Dawg abides

    Buster Posey never gets the credit it deserves.

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  10. Dawgflan

    I don’t think she plays football, but the Freakonomics podcast on Dr. Marijuana Pepsi VanDyck is worth a mention.

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  11. The Tick

    Buck Swindle from Nashville, Ga. was a DB on one of the early Dooley teams.

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  12. Mick Jagger

    Crash Landon from Georgia Southwestern.

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  13. AdaWg

    Mack Strong (FB)was pretty legendary, and has the longest run from scrimmage in a Super Bowl.

    Hiawatha Berry was a stud, and had a mohawk.

    My favorite sports name ever is still Dick Trickle.

    But Decoldest ‘Joan’ (say it phonetically) Crawford, dat’s some next level long con trolling right there. Take that Bette Davis!

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    • Mayor

      The head club professional golfer at Bay Hill in Orlando, now deceased, was Arnold Palmer’s teammate at Wake Forest. His name was Dick Tiddy. Really.

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  14. spur21

    Native Americans do it best. Named after the first thing mom sees
    Soaring Eagle
    Dancing Bear
    Two Dogs a Fucking

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