November 5, 2019 · 10:17 AM

Smarter than your average Gator

Shot.

Chaser.

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26 responses to “Smarter than your average Gator”

  1. wewoof
    November 5, 2019 at 10:36 AM

    Of course he’s smarter than a Gator…the Gator has the brain the size of a pea…..but even that’s good enough to be smarter than a Aubarn ,War Plains Tiger.

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  2. RangerRuss
    November 5, 2019 at 10:48 AM

    My Blue Heeler/mutt was trained to fall like that when I pointed my finger at her. Never was it that entertaining. She was a Damn Good Dawg and so is Isaiah Wilson.

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    • Gurkha Dawg
      November 5, 2019 at 1:16 PM

      Ranger, I responded to your comment about expounding on my college girlfriend. I was a day late so I don’t know if you saw it. I didn’t want you to think that I was ignoring you. It’s under the post on Chris Fowler’s WLOCP story. The Senator even added an important life lesson!

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      • Got Cowdog
        November 5, 2019 at 2:54 PM

        I’ll have to go find that one. I was OOtC learning to Scuba for my 31st anniversary last week and had very little connectivity. In fact, I walked in the house from the trip and turned on the game just as D’Andre’s touchdown was called back on that pissy-ass holdng call….

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      • RangerRuss
        November 5, 2019 at 10:35 PM

        Gurkha Dawg, ouch! Sorry man. I simply ASS U MEed you had no significant other G2ing the blog. You could mansplain it away by saying,”Baby you know whore stories are like war stories and fairy tales. They all begin either Once Upon a Time or No shit man this really happened!”
        Thanks for responding. I was kinda pushing it.

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        • Gurkha Dawg
          November 6, 2019 at 8:04 AM

          No problem Ranger, it’s all good. The wife’s cool. After yelling at me for a while, she grudgingly admitted that the story was kinda funny. I tried to blame everything on the Senator because the header of his post reminded me of what my college girlfriend said. That didn’t go over too well. She thought it would be better if I didn’t mention the young lady again.

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  3. dawgman3000
    November 5, 2019 at 11:25 AM

    That was absolutely hilarious.

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  4. OrlandoDawg
    November 5, 2019 at 11:45 AM

    Move over George Foster, there’s a new man at the top of most memorable line plays against the gators.

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  5. ClydeBoogie
    November 5, 2019 at 11:50 AM

    Reminds me of Kevin Hart’s clowning of Shaq whenever he fell in a game. Had tears in my eyes!

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  6. Doug
    November 5, 2019 at 11:51 AM

    That should get either an ESPY or an Emmy, I can’t decide which.

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  7. Down Island Way
    November 5, 2019 at 12:10 PM

    That award is a “SAMMY” (From the Coach Pittman instruction manual page 5, paragraph 5…how to get 5 yards)

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  8. MDDawg
    November 5, 2019 at 12:10 PM

    In his defense, those refs need the help.

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  9. Dawgflan
    November 5, 2019 at 12:16 PM

    Loved it.

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  10. TMCDAWG
    November 5, 2019 at 12:17 PM

    Thatā€™s funny right there I donā€™t care what anybody says.

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  11. Classic City Canine
    November 5, 2019 at 12:17 PM

    I normally don’t like floppers, but Wilson’s explanation is perfect. Given the crappy state of refereeing, he ain’t wrong.

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  12. FlyingPeakDawg
    November 5, 2019 at 12:25 PM

    Those gators have some Baaaddd breath.

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  13. PTC DAWG
    November 5, 2019 at 12:41 PM

    Pretty damn agile for a big man….

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  14. Hogbody Spradlin
    November 5, 2019 at 1:10 PM

    “Smarter than your average Gator”? Bear in mind that’s a pretty low bar.

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  15. D as in Dawg
    November 5, 2019 at 2:52 PM

    Dual-threat OT: Will imposition and penalty transposition.

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  16. Milledge Hall
    November 5, 2019 at 4:30 PM

    Wilson is a GD GENIUS!! (In your best drill sgt. from Forest Gump voice)
    He drew attention to the fact the ditch lizard was offside.
    Gotta make sure the flag was thrown.
    It was!!
    WILSON, YOU’RE A GD GENIUS!!

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