Smarter than your average Gator

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26 responses to “Smarter than your average Gator

  1. Of course he’s smarter than a Gator…the Gator has the brain the size of a pea…..but even that’s good enough to be smarter than a Aubarn ,War Plains Tiger.

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  2. RangerRuss

    My Blue Heeler/mutt was trained to fall like that when I pointed my finger at her. Never was it that entertaining. She was a Damn Good Dawg and so is Isaiah Wilson.

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    • Gurkha Dawg

      Ranger, I responded to your comment about expounding on my college girlfriend. I was a day late so I don’t know if you saw it. I didn’t want you to think that I was ignoring you. It’s under the post on Chris Fowler’s WLOCP story. The Senator even added an important life lesson!

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      • Got Cowdog

        I’ll have to go find that one. I was OOtC learning to Scuba for my 31st anniversary last week and had very little connectivity. In fact, I walked in the house from the trip and turned on the game just as D’Andre’s touchdown was called back on that pissy-ass holdng call….

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      • RangerRuss

        Gurkha Dawg, ouch! Sorry man. I simply ASS U MEed you had no significant other G2ing the blog. You could mansplain it away by saying,”Baby you know whore stories are like war stories and fairy tales. They all begin either Once Upon a Time or No shit man this really happened!”
        Thanks for responding. I was kinda pushing it.

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        • Gurkha Dawg

          No problem Ranger, it’s all good. The wife’s cool. After yelling at me for a while, she grudgingly admitted that the story was kinda funny. I tried to blame everything on the Senator because the header of his post reminded me of what my college girlfriend said. That didn’t go over too well. She thought it would be better if I didn’t mention the young lady again.

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  3. dawgman3000

    That was absolutely hilarious.

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  4. OrlandoDawg

    Move over George Foster, there’s a new man at the top of most memorable line plays against the gators.

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  5. ClydeBoogie

    Reminds me of Kevin Hart’s clowning of Shaq whenever he fell in a game. Had tears in my eyes!

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  6. Doug

    That should get either an ESPY or an Emmy, I can’t decide which.

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  7. That award is a “SAMMY” (From the Coach Pittman instruction manual page 5, paragraph 5…how to get 5 yards)

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  8. MDDawg

    In his defense, those refs need the help.

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  9. Dawgflan

    Loved it.

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  10. TMCDAWG

    That’s funny right there I don’t care what anybody says.

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  11. Classic City Canine

    I normally don’t like floppers, but Wilson’s explanation is perfect. Given the crappy state of refereeing, he ain’t wrong.

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  12. FlyingPeakDawg

    Those gators have some Baaaddd breath.

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  13. PTC DAWG

    Pretty damn agile for a big man….

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  14. Hogbody Spradlin

    “Smarter than your average Gator”? Bear in mind that’s a pretty low bar.

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  15. D as in Dawg

    Dual-threat OT: Will imposition and penalty transposition.

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  16. Milledge Hall

    Wilson is a GD GENIUS!! (In your best drill sgt. from Forest Gump voice)
    He drew attention to the fact the ditch lizard was offside.
    Gotta make sure the flag was thrown.
    It was!!
    WILSON, YOU’RE A GD GENIUS!!

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