“He added that alcohol is believed to be a factor in the incident.”

Shot.   (See what I did there?)

Two lifelong friends house-sitting east of Bend got in an alcohol-fueled argument, then a fight over a college football game Saturday afternoon, prompting one man to get a shotgun and shoot the other, Deschutes County sheriff’s deputies said. The Bend man was jailed on attempted murder and other charges…

Detectives learned Honey and the other man were at the home, watching the LSU-Alabama football game. An argument escalated into a physical fight, which in turn led Honey to get a shotgun with a birdshot shell and shoot the other man once in the head and neck area as the man walked away in the driveway, Bailey said.


Bailey added that the man was not barricaded in the home and reportedly went back inside to finish watching the game before surrendering to deputies.

What are the odds PAWWWLLL!!! books this dude for his show this week?



Filed under Crime and Punishment, General Idiocy, SEC Football

14 responses to ““He added that alcohol is believed to be a factor in the incident.”

  1. sniffer

    I’m calling bullshit. Neither LSU or Bama fans ever get that far from home. Oregon? Most in those fan bases couldn’t find Oregon if you gave them an hour with Siri.


  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    At least it was over something important, not a measly chicken sandwich.


  3. Former Fan

    LOL! Talk about letting football and alcohol get the best of you. Kind of surprised at the attempted murder charge since the gun had birdshot in it. But not surprised that alcohol was involved.


  4. Mayor

    Pawwwwl needs to take his radio show to the Deschutes County Jail to interview this special guest. I’m betting the shooter is a Bama fan and it would be justifiable homicide if the shooting had taken place within the city limits of Tuscaloosa. Defendant needs to move for a change of venue.


    • Mayor

      I ha be now learned the shooter is a Gator fan and somehow it all fits.


      • Cojones

        When you are on a week-long rip after losing to Georgia, you can miss a turn or two onto the correct freeway going home. So he ended up in Oregon with someone who was a buddy who also was on a tear and luckily couldn’t hit shit with a shotgun. Happens every day in Sowega and most of Florida. A couple of bird shot that was attended to at the hospital and the victim subsequently released to the freeways to find his way back to the South meant to me that he was at some distance and the shot didn’t penetrate very far, like getting shot with a BB gun from 10yds. Meh, I’ve seen worse from hunting buddies down here who were careless on a covey rise. Poor bastard probably woke up this morning at -10 degrees in Montana wondering why he had a headache and white squares on his face and neck, along with $10 stuffed up his ass for winning.


  5. Down Island Way

    Could the strenuous dispute have been whether the color pants lsu was wearing saturday night stolen from the ducks stashed inventory…with numerous conviction for dui offenses, domestic abuse cases on the table for display, i don’t believe meth and or alcohol contributed here…dude from maine bet the guy from oregon he couldn’t shoot the beer can off his head…so while the victim was finishing his brewsky, dude with the shot gun got first draw….so there ya go a head and neck injury that appears to be unintentional between shooting buddies