If there’s shit Nick Saban doesn’t have time for…

… it’s gotta be this.

Truly crazed.  I would love to be a fly on the wall when Daddy walks into Saban’s office to “negotiate”.

Of course, the truly funny thing would be if the insurance policy really was with an outfit called “Lords of London”.



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37 responses to “If there’s shit Nick Saban doesn’t have time for…

  1. Eric Johnson

    My guess is his father got his JD from the same place Kim Kardashian is getting hers


  2. Russ

    Damn, that’s the dude’s father? Wow. Yeah, I’d love to hear Saban’s reaction to that one.

    On an unrelated note, the Laner has hired DJ Durkin (fired at Maryland). No word on when Art Briles will be joining the staff.

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  3. Walter Geiger

    is he a sovereign citizen or attorney for a pack of those idiots? sounds like it.

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  4. JCDawg83

    His father refers to him as “his majesty”? Sounds like son is going to be a great asset to whatever team he goes to at whatever level. I’m sure he is humble and hard working.


  5. Clif

    *Lloyds of London.
    I’m sure they are completely accurate with everything else and definitely haven’t overlooked any details ..smh. LOL.


  6. Mmmm…Royal Crown Cola – great with a moon pie. No wonder Lords Insurance Company of London, Arkansas wanted that business.

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  7. Biggen

    I don’t know anything the wording of Trusts, but it can’t be common to use the words “Your Majesty” can it?


  8. The stories about compensation, forgoing, returning, sitting, portal’ing and recruiting will only get wilder.

    It wasn’t that long ago that the Colorado player lost his scholarship because of snow boarding and we’re already to this point.


    • Fried Biscuits

      Just wait and see if somehow Clem’s Son pulls off the upset and if Trevor Lawrence really does decide to sit out his junior season.


  9. MGW

    Dylan’s father here. Just wanted to let all y’all know he’s got MAJOR family baggage that should be VERY CONCERNING to any NFL teams interested in his services. Thank you


  10. BostonDawg

    This reads like an inside joke to me. It wouldn’t surprise me if this turned out to be a joke.


  11. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    I think “Lords of London” would be great name for a band.


    • W Cobb Dawg

      I thought he meant Lords of Flatbush, a movie with Sly Stallone and Henry Winkler.


    • Cojones

      All of you are too ignorant for words. The Lords of London are direct descendants of kids marooned (colored with a purple dye) on an island with a couple of pigs. They are found in the alleyways of London searching for flies (an artificial bait).

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  12. WTF did I just read?


  13. Mayor

    In the middle of all the BS there actually may be a valid claim against Lloyd’s. The question is whether having one first round projection then getting a post injury second round projection is sufficient. I would think he would have to be drafted and his actual draft pick be lower than the first round for it tone compensible. Any of you other lawyers out there care to give your opinion?


  14. Pedro

    I hope it is a “leaping lords of london”


  15. Pedro

    I hope it is a leaping lord of london.


  16. FlyingPeakDawg.com

    Come to think of it, that little green lizard does speak with an English accent. Must have bought the coverage from him.

    I’m sure the carrier is going to fight the claim IF he stays enrolled in school for another season. Only way to the money is likely to submit to the draft and have proof he falls out of the first round.


  17. Scuba

    Certainly no lawyer here just asking those that are here. Is it normal to refer to a client as his majesty?

    I would pay to see Saban’s live reaction to this letter.


  18. Bulldog Joe

    Remember, Edward can peddle Dylan’s services to the highest bidder as long as Dylan doesn’t acknowledge Edward was doing it.



  19. Jack Klompus

    Sing “Lords of London” as the late, great Warren Zevon would. Owwwoooooo


  20. Prosticutor

    Please let that be a joke. It reads like something from those nutjob Sovereign Citizen people I have to deal with every now and then. All it’s missing is a random UCC statute and something about improper fringe on a flag.


  21. Cousin Eddie

    Nick better get him some AFLAC insurance if he returns.


  22. Cojones

    You can still say “Hail to the King!” around Saban unless someone answers “Hail yeah!”, similar to expressing “Fuck the Queen!” if you don’t mind getting trampled to death.


  23. Gurkha Dawg

    I got nothing except : “WHAT…THA…FUCK?”