February 3, 2020 · 11:14 AM

Your Daily Gator is projecting.

Shot.

Chaser.

Screenshot_2020-02-03 Kirby losing another one

It really does feel like I’m doing the time warp with those people.

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35 responses to “Your Daily Gator is projecting.”

  1. Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)
    February 3, 2020 at 11:18 AM

    It’s the year 2000, and they are us.

    What a time to be alive.

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  2. Doug
    February 3, 2020 at 11:27 AM

    Orange is the new Tech.

    Especially this guy:

    Yeah, like congrats. In the 21st century you’ve one conference championship against an Auburn team missing their NFL RB, two weeks after they reemed you. Brag about your paperweight trophy

    Who’s gonna tell him Georgia actually has more SEC titles this century than Florida does?

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  3. Alan
    February 3, 2020 at 11:40 AM

    “Dan owns Kirby on and off da field!!!”

    I believe it was someone here who said Dan Mullen has Steve Spurrier’s mouth and Will Muschamp’s trophy case.

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  4. Dawg19
    February 3, 2020 at 11:54 AM

    Seriously, Florida fans…change your mascot to “Black Widows”. Kirby is officially your Philo Beddoe.

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  5. J-Dawg
    February 3, 2020 at 11:55 AM

    The Dawg Doctor says these sub-humans are infected with a terminal case of the dumbass. There is no cure or treatment and it’s a slow painful death.

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  6. Texas Dawg
    February 3, 2020 at 12:11 PM

    Just got through reading from both of those links. I haven’t been entertained by this level of comedy in a while.

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  7. WTM
    February 3, 2020 at 12:14 PM

    And now the paranoid delusion starts to kick in as they claim that UGA fans are coming over there to post troll threads. Why would we need to do something that they are doing so well themselves?

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  8. Down Island Way
    February 3, 2020 at 1:17 PM

    Yo Texas….that is no comedy right there, denial is the short coming of those wearers of the jorts, FU abuse will continue as long as CKS has a memory…..#FTMF

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  9. practicaldawg
    February 3, 2020 at 1:22 PM

    They hang on Bianchi’s every word as though this isn’t the same thing Bianchi says every year. At least a broken clock is right twice a day. Bianchi isn’t even right once a year.

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  10. vectordawg
    February 3, 2020 at 2:05 PM

    Jeez, their misuse and misspelling of “their” and “your” is unreal!

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  11. Mayor
    February 3, 2020 at 2:10 PM

    Those FU people are pathetic.

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  12. RangerRuss
    February 3, 2020 at 3:17 PM

    The kid born in ’77 talking about “when the Dawgs knew their place in the SEC” is the paragon of their delirium that college football began in 1990. What a shithead.
    #FTMF

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    • Texas Dawg
      February 3, 2020 at 7:51 PM

      Like you pointed out, if he looked at all of history and not just 1990 forward, he would realize that UGA in in their place at or near the top. The ‘Turds on the other hand are a little ahead of their long, mediocre, and tortured history, but are rapidly regressing to their natural state.

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  13. spur21
    February 3, 2020 at 3:27 PM

    Bianchi is to college football as Adam Schiff is to Congress.

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  14. 3rdandGrantham
    February 3, 2020 at 4:08 PM

    Seriously, what are they going to say when UGA beats them yet again next year? That will mark four straight losses for MuLLLen to Smart.

    Sure, in years past the roles were flipped and we were the ones bragging about how we are going to this or that. But I for one don’t recall anyone staying that Donnan was a superior coach to Spurrier or Richt was a superior coach to Meyer. That’s what makes the whole thing so hilarious to me.

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    • chuckdawg
      February 3, 2020 at 4:27 PM

      I would put 100 on black that after next year you will hear all the same stuff again. I live in Florida land since kirby and every year they’re back going to get us. No matter what.

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    • Texas Dawg
      February 3, 2020 at 5:01 PM

      That would make it 5 for Mullen (don’t forget his loss with Miss State).

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)
        February 3, 2020 at 5:35 PM

        Someone can’t do math here, and it’s you Texad Dawg.

        1 Loss at Missy State.

        2 Losses at Floriduh.

        1 upcoming Loss in 2020 at Floriduh.

        That makes 4 losses. Derp. 😂

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  15. allthegoodnameswereused
    February 3, 2020 at 5:41 PM

    As a Georgia boy who’s lived in Florida the past 15 and a half years and watching Urban Meyer and a remake of the Longest Yard with his version of the Mean Machine this is a glorious, heady time to be a UGA fan. Living among the unwashed heathens in the land of the Jorts now is a great, but strange feeling. First, while the Gators have struggled getting consistent play at the QB position for a decade we had a kid from Tampa who grew up a Gator fan set SEC passing records at Georgia. Now Kirby has really flipped the script and not just the one on the field as the Senator keeps pointing out.

    I went to JAX with a Gator fan as my date a couple of years ago. Sometime in the 2nd qtr she looked at me and said what’s wrong? I said what do you mean? She said you don’t like that happy. I said well, if Sony has to keep running the length of the field like that he’s going to pull a hamstring, somebody needs to tackle him before he gets hurt.

    When I evacuated during Irma the traffic was a disaster. I lamented to everyone how I hadn’t seen this many cars on the road at once in Florida since the end of the 3rd qtr of games during the Muschamp era.

    They KNEW that their superior coaching was going to be the difference this year. There were some folks who were in absolute shock and disbelief when they themselves opined Georgia was the better coached team that day. I agree with many of them that next year is going to be their year in terms of chances. A lot of folks take a few days or a week off before the game. If the Dawgs win next year I might have to take a week off after.

    I’m just rambling but I’ve been drinking way too much FTMF lately and just enjoying myself.

    A very seldom poster but religious reader of GTP. May you all enjoy this off season as much I.

    Go Dawgs

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  16. Scott
    February 3, 2020 at 7:13 PM

    But, seriously…who the hell is Rakestraw? He’s the guy who makes or breaks our class?

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  17. GruvenDawg
    February 4, 2020 at 11:31 AM

    Great time to be a Dawg for sure

    #FTMF

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  18. D as in Dawg
    February 4, 2020 at 12:35 PM

    At least some guy named tebowchase has it figured out…

    “It looks so petty when you try to brag about them losing a 3 star who probably didn’t have a committable offer, ignoring the fact they’re reeling in 4-5 stars at every position almost at will.

    I got an idea let’s worry about us and who we are and aren’t getting. What we are and aren’t doing on the field, and behind the scenes. Stop giving our rivals importance and swelling their inflated egos by worrying about their every move.”

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