“UF will need to continue their wait for 5-star RB Zachary Evans” is the new “Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!” Discuss.
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Z.evans = the new Chris Rainey???
Hope not, has got a title on his resume…don’t want that kinda thing at FU any more, forever…
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Hahaha. I reckon you got to be pushing sixty to appreciate the SNL reference. I was fifteen and easily amused back then. That Mexican weed I snaked from my older brother probably made it funnier.
Oh, and fuck those motherfuckers.
Reading the comments on that article was as expected until I got to this one:
“Just wire him the money already. It’s 2020.”
Evans stringing them along all year just to enroll elsewhere would be the most fu thing I could wish for. It wouldn’t top the off-season string of fiascos they had in 2019, but it would be swweeeet!
My God who copy edited that piece of shit?
I can hear the daily gator fans already screaming and crying…the one year they’re expecting to own UGA and win the East (yeah right) and the season gets cancelled LMAO. How you like dem apples!
Trust The Portal Master..Jort Nation!
“If a team can’t really run the ball on you then what’s the next thing they’re going to have to do? Pass,” (Adam) Anderson said. “So when you can stop them both ways, then what else can you do next? Gimmicks?” -- The Athletic, 10/13/21
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