There are college football articles that make me think. Then there are articles like this, where I can’t get past the header without laughing uncontrollably.
The thing is, I bet the Portal Master™ loves virtual recruiting: no having to pretend you enjoy mama’s home cooking, no more exhausting recruiting trips to places you normally wouldn’t be caught dead in, etc. Plus, you can hit social media from the comfort of your own lake home just as easily as you can from your office in beautiful Gainesville, Florida. What’s not to like?