The best laid plans of mice and McGarity

Shoot, you spend weeks planning the perfect caper…

According to multiple sources, the Bulldogs held a medical staff conference call this week with team doctors, trainers and other support staff to determine how to go about bringing the team together.

One plan would have Bulldog players and coaches sequester on campus at the Georgia Center for Continuing Education and Hotel and begin what was described as a “combination spring-fall camp.”

Visitors and press would not be allowed.

“Hopefully, this would be an option,” athletic director Greg McGarity said in a text to UGASports.

Details of how such a camp would work and exactly when schools could begin have not been finalized.

… and then dad yells downstairs for you to get your ass out of the basement and take out the trash.

This information came shortly before the SEC announced Friday via Twitter that the all in-person camps and coaches’ clinics for all conference schools would be suspended through July 31.

The tweet also stated, as previously announced, all other in-person athletics activities, including practices, meetings and other organized gatherings remain suspended through May 31.