BREAKING: Water is still wet.

You will be shocked, shocked to learn that Mickey has conducted a fan survey that shows fans want Mickey to sell them product.

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3 responses to “BREAKING: Water is still wet.

  1. Cynical Dawg

    I love the desperation, If ESPN can follow up that blockbuster addition of Korean League Baseball by signing up the Australian Rules Dick Wrestling Association, SPORTS WILL BE BACK, BABY!

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