Not in a good way, though.
You know you want to read the reaction.
Relax, Gator fans. The Portal Master™ will remedy this in a couple of years.
Not in a good way, though.
Huge news out of Fort Worth this morning! Sources have confirmed to HFB that 5-star RB Zachary Evans has enrolled at #TCU. https://t.co/C4WzhCuwOW
— Jeremy Clark (@JClarkHFB) May 11, 2020
You know you want to read the reaction.
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“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
Better TCU then one of the other SEC schools – especially the gators
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I agree
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Yep.
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This is the winter of Gator discontent. Ftmf!
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Better their problem than ours….
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Mullen is waiting to pick him up when he enters the transfer portal.
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Dan seems like the MC of the football version of Antiques Roadshow. He just can’t find a rare gravy boat that will rush for more than 2xtlyards against UGA. QUELLE DOMMAGE!
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I was looking forward to watching Evans destroy the Florida locker room, but watching him melt down the fan base instead will be just as much fun. Turns out I really like this kid after all!
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“Let’s just get all the bad out [of the way] now. Let all the ex players talk all their *****. ZE can go flyo TCU. National writers can ***** on us. Let’s do it all now. Get it out of the way.”
Schadengatorfreude is such a sweet, sweet nectar.
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Ghatornfreude?
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I saw that as well. That is some world class “woe be upon us fetch the sackcloth and ashes” gator angst right there. I mean flop down with your face in the pillow and cry teenage girl angst.
It’s beautiful.
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Gator expressions of existential angst brought on by college football are so adorable. Obviously we are better at that too.
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It really begs me to say ‘Aw honey…”
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Gatornfreude?
To mix metaphors, Danny is also going for a coveted Golden Sombrero v UGA this year. Maybe we can rename it a Handbag Sombrero if we somehow manage to squeak past them again. 😏
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Musta been them TCU bagmen
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So what you’re saying, there was more than one “bagman”…..very interesting turn of events
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That underrated three star who always wanted to be a gator will surely be far better.
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Plus a talented TCU is usually pretty fun to watch. Looking forward to seeing this kid show out as a workhorse there rather than in a platoon at a bigger program.
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Last year’s ‘fu offseason disaster’ movie was a big hit with me. This year’s sequel is looking even better! Put some more popcorn in the microwave.
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Hey gators, two straight years of this turmoil is verging on a trend, not an aberration.
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Ain’t it fun
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I posted this earlier in the closing the gap tread
I see that Florida continues to close the gap by landing Zack Evans. What is that you say? They did not get him after all? He went to TCU instead of the Lake Oconee Gators? I’m sure it has to do with TCU’s bagman. This is a win/win. He stays out of the SEC and it is another time to twist the knife in the Gators. The Three Star General (Thanks TimberRidgeDawg) will continue to build his empire of diamonds in the rough that will be honed and polished during their sentence in Hogtown until they are revealed to be Cubic Zirconium.
On a sperate note, who wants to take odds on how long he will last at TCU before he is sent packing or transfers on his own. We probably dodged a bullet on that one and although I hate to admit it, so did the Gators.
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this kid is DESTINED for Oklahoma State (at best) or Memphis on his future transfer
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I agree. Isaiah Crowell, remember him?
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I don’t feel like doing the research but has Mullen ever signed a 5 Star RB out of H.S.?
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This is my favorite comment:
“ Hes not coming to UF without a visit. Might as well just let the ship sail. I dont put this one on the staff. Just bad timin”
Riiiiight…if only he had visited. 🙄
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The jean shorts sell themselves, amiright?
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FU recruits running backs like we used to recruit offensive linemen.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FTMF
They deserve everything shitty that comes their way
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Not sure other than the egg on their face how to feel about this. In the short term he would have been a significant upgrade for them and a real threat to us so glad he is at TCU. Long term he would have most likely destroyed the locker room and set the handbags back several years. For us it was a no lose situation in the long run
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