May 13, 2020 · 6:15 AM

Your Daily Gator is cray-cray.

Okay, maybe some of them are worse than we ever were.

 

By the way (and I feel a little guilty getting in the way of a good, “Neidermeyer… dead“-type rant), it’s Brenton Cox, dude.  Carry on.

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14 responses to “Your Daily Gator is cray-cray.”

  1. RangerRuss
    May 13, 2020 at 6:56 AM

    I can visualize the spit on his screen and foam on his liver lips as this gator trash furiously bangs on his keyboard while gnashing his snaggle croc teeth. Their misery is my morning pleasure and Your Daily Gator is my daily affirmation.
    Fuck those motherfuckers!

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  2. Got Cowdog
    May 13, 2020 at 7:46 AM

    Is that Corinne’s brother? But in his defense, we all wanted to see Grantham “lay the wood” on third and long too. We’ve all felt that mind numbing sense of frustration, have we not?
    It makes me so happy to see the wheels finally come off and already unstable fan base. So happy.

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  3. Sweet D
    May 13, 2020 at 7:57 AM

    I almost expected an “amen” at the end.

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  4. DawgByte
    May 13, 2020 at 8:25 AM

    It’s official, Kirby is living rent free in the minds of all Gators fans. Kirby’s busy converting the single-wide in their brains to a 4 bedroom ranch. I guess all the sawing and hammering is getting to them.

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  5. Tony Barnhart
    May 13, 2020 at 9:06 AM

    At least he has mastered the English language.

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  6. Dawg19
    May 13, 2020 at 9:36 AM

    He “specially” wants it.

    FTMF

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    • Dylan Dreyer's Booty
      May 13, 2020 at 12:14 PM

      He seems like a ‘special’ guy.. I like the “George’s Heisman Trophy wanna be” part. I can’t figure out the Cankles part, though.

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  7. W Cobb Dawg
    May 13, 2020 at 10:00 AM

    That might be the longest sentence in history…

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  8. Ugajeff
    May 13, 2020 at 10:19 AM

    I mean Brandon Cox was a decent QB for Aubie back in the day (May have even beaten the turds while he was around!) but to be precise its BRENTON Cox and GERVON Dexter! Smh…😂😂😂😂

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  9. Doug
    May 13, 2020 at 11:46 AM

    He wants “to see Todd Grantham lay the wood on third and long”? Well, I’d like an island in the South Pacific and my own private 747 to fly me there, but that doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.

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  10. CB
    May 14, 2020 at 11:00 PM

    Thomas Brown a Florida fan now?

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