I swear, these people are something else sometimes.
The Portal Master™ isn’t just a top recruiter. He’s an Absolutely Top Recruiter. (Just so you know, the only level above Absolutely Top Recruiter is ABSOLUTELY TOP RECRUITER, so Mullen’s still got some room to grow.)
I read stuff like this and ask myself, did we really sound like this 10-20 years ago? Then I get embarrassed for us.