Greg Sankey is doing it for the kids.

He’s concerned that college athletes can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

Sankey, meanwhile, told senators that he worries about the time restraints on young athletes, already encumbered with class schedules and team functions, having to now fill busy schedules with NIL events.

He forgot to mention the time they’ll spend in tattoo parlors, blowing all that sweet NIL cash.


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4 responses to “Greg Sankey is doing it for the kids.

  1. spur21

    As they say – it’s hard to fix stupid.


  2. Seriously…..?
    What about the ones they do already?
    Greg must realize how tawdry the NCAA’s excuses are starting to sound, as you said he’s not stupid. He gets his orders from the moneymakers, the conferences and schools. A well paid parrot, if you will.


  3. W Cobb Dawg

    And let’s not forget all the time and effort it takes to carry those checks to the bank…