Tuberville’s greatest hits

Alabama Democrats are en fuego about the Republican nominee for the US Senate.  Check out some of this bitch slapping:

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You gotta love leading with the Iron Bowl.  That’s knowing your audience.

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And that’s the stuff I thought Sessions would fling.  It stings.  And for the coup de grace…

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“He also lost to Vanderbilt.”  Brutal.

Sounds like this could be real fun.

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UPDATE:

Screenshot_2020-07-15 Alabama Democrats on Twitter We'd tell you the most accurate recent polling we've seen has Doug tied [...]

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

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UPDATE #2:  Er’rybody’s dunking on Tubs now.

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35 responses to “Tuberville’s greatest hits

  1. Argondawg

    Tubberville will win that seat in a walk. It will be the easiest victory of his career.

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  2. Wedflatrock

    Tubs wins 55-45 percent
    The race keep control of the Senate for the Republicans

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  3. Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

    Yeah, but, anyone pretending Tubs won’t win in a landslide is in deep denial. Funny that they don’t actually hit Tubs where it counts vis-a-vis the actual job of being a Senator. Maybe that has something to do with it? I dunno, maybe it’s just me.

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  4. Spike

    Politics aside.. he deserves the shit they are giving him, and the jabs are funny.. he coached at Auburn so FTMF!

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  5. spur21

    This will play out better than old Saturday Night Live reruns. Hey Alabama – you deserve the representation you vote for.

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  6. UGA’13

    Word out in Lubbock is that Tubs left Texas Tech after he had to cover up a drunk driving accident for his wife. I also heard that there was a fatality involved. That said, it’s all hearsay, so take it as you will.

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    • UGA’13

      To clarify: the accident, and subsequent death, are well documented. She ran a red light, hit someone, and they died 4 months later due to injuries sustained. Whether or not she was intoxicated was not reported, and she was charged with a traffic violation.

      That said, drunk driving is a •huuuge• problem in Lubbock, for a variety of cultural and location-specific reasons. I’d list them, but you have to know a bit of Lubbock history to really see why it’s so.

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  7. He’s a perfect fit for the Senate.

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  8. Snoop Dawgy Dawg

    I refuse to allow my politics to prevent me from enjoying a fantastic roast of a coach who was too smug by half. That whole series this morning were fantastic and I hope to see much, much more.

    if we could get Finebaum to host the debate on ESPN, it would be must see TV.

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  9. Huntindawg

    Do you think he will “go Nascar” in this race?

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  10. NoAxe

    Football is one thing; college football is another. If Sessions had been straight up with Trump about recusing himself, he would be the republican nominee. sessions has noone to blame but himself.

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  11. Easily the funniest thing I have seen in politics in a long time.

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  12. W Cobb Dawg

    I guess it’s funny til it’s not. Tubs is a disgusting reflection on the voting public.

    I can see why the young don’t appear to care about Covid. It may kill off the source of all their problems- the baby boom generation that would vote clowns like this into positions of power.

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  13. Russ

    Damn, you know it’s bad when even Vandy gets in on the action. Ol’ Ears has no one to blame but himself.

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  14. MagnusDawgus

    Tubs was 0-2 against Reggie Ball

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  15. Napoleon BonerFart

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  16. Cousin Eddie

    Here is to hoping some p!$$ed off Democratic au booster bag man rolls over on him

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  17. aucarson

    So, is Little Debbie/Jimmy Sexton getting into politics with this election? He’s found work for Tubby all these years…

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