Dawg porn, for a price

A sentence, a tease…

Screenshot_2020-08-03 DawgPost on Twitter Sources tell Dawg Post that there is genuine excitement about Todd Monken and his[...]

That’s how the pros do it, peeps.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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58 responses to “Dawg porn, for a price

  1. practicaldawg

    If Sources are happy, I’m happy. That’s all I need.

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  2. 3rdandGrantham

    Funny – last year we were hearing the exact same about Coley, including quotes from players about how amazing his O was,and how we were going to do all sorts of great things in the coming year.

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    • dawgman3000

      Monken has a successful track record that we can lean on for optimism. Couldn’t say the same for Coley last season. I was simply hoping that he would be better than Cheney. Oddly, I at times last season, wished we had Cheney back.

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    • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

      Monken is a proven commodity whose had success everywhere he’s been the primary play caller, both in CFB and the NFL, shifting his offensive style to fit the kinds of players he has on hand instead of forcing square pegs into round holes (like Chaney and Coley would do over and over again). For goodness sakes, his offense finished THIRD in the NFL with the notoriously lazy Jameis Winston as his QB.

      If Freddie Kitchens in Cleveland wasn’t such a paranoid control freak and let Monken call his offense, he’d still be the head coach in Cleveland and we’d have a different OC this year.

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    • W Cobb Dawg

      Well, the team did go 12-2. With a better OC we might have gone 13-1.

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    • PTC DAWG

      I think Fromm getting rocked a few times in the ND game put a damper on things…JMHO

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    • Not from me. I hated everything about the situation. Kirby had an opportunity to interview and source the best possible but went with keeping the recruiting guy. I hated it. Wasted 2019 with the best D and best o line in history with a junior QB and best o line ever at Georgia, just wasted everything. Also wasted the o line.

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  3. SellTheDrama

    Always sell The Drama.

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  4. Gurkha Dawg

    UGA has the hottest coeds in the known universe.

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    • RangerRuss

      $2 for the brunette on the left. Four bucks, four bucks for the blondes.
      I got an extry ten dollars.

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

        Dude, I know some gentleman prefer blondes, but the brunette is objectively the cutest girl in that picture.

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        • Gurkha Dawg

          I’m with the Corch on this one.

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        • Dirty Old Dawg

          Indeed, and that is coming from someone who generally prefers blondes.

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        • dawgtired

          Works for me. I have a thing for brunettes. My wife may just be the most beautiful aged brunette on the planet. No one has to tell me that I out punted my coverage. I admit it every day.

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          • My wife is Brunette, with ice blue eyes and for me that is a deadly combination. To quote my old man: “I knew you were toast as soon as I laid eyes on that little heifer.” 32 years later she still gets to me.

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            • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

              I was a sucker for dark hair and blue eyes the minute I, as an impressionable 8-year old, saw Courteney Cox match wits with Alex P. Keaton on Family Ties.

              Man… what a beautiful woman!

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        • RangerRuss

          “objectively the cutest girl”. Aha! That’s where I have you my leatherneck friend. I’m not objective concerning coeds. Though it’s a fact that if either of the blondes dyed their hair black they would be less cute than the original brunette. They’d also be condemned for attempting artificial intelligence.

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      • Geez all you thirsties.

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    • Shame on y’all. Bunch of old lechers, all of ya…

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      • RangerRuss

        Aaaaaaand the white knight rides in on his white horse to whitewash the sins of his own past away. You know you were reminiscing about the first warm spring day when you were a freshman and some upper classman took you on a tour behind Brumby to view the veritable sea of bikinis laid out on towels as far as the sun was shining.
        Well, I was anyhow. Gurkha Dawg is absolutely correct. UGA has the hottest coeds in the known universe. They’re sweet as honey and smart as any while having manners to make your Mama proud. That’s another reason I know the GRITS loves me. He gave me four plus years at the University of Georgia along with that National Championship.

        Yep. That vacation did me some good.

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        • I wondered how long it would take for someone to expose my shameless hypocrisy.
          But, yeah I’m a brunette guy.

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        • Gurkha Dawg

          I know it’s from that evil song “Rocky Top” but I love the line where he describes his girl as ” wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop”. That’s what I think of when I reminisce about UGA coeds.

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  5. For all those who raise their glass and celebrate…Happy National Georgia Day….

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    • RangerRuss

      Shiiiiiiit,man. I’ll toast to that. Enough of the umbrella drinks and back to the favored Black(later today of course).
      G-E-O-R-G-I-A !!

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  6. Gurkha Dawg

    I’m just worried Derek will see those UGA hotties and thinking the Senator needs to up his game, post a picture of himself in his tighty whitey’s. That’s something you could never unsee.

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      • W Cobb Dawg

        Despite Brother Bluto’s multiple pleas and warnings to keep comments cordial and on point, there’s a sect that simply refuses to hold up their end of the bargain. Having seen more than a couple of my favorite other blogs go the route of no longer accepting comments, including one last week, I hope people will wake the fuck up and lay off the personal attacks before its too late.

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        • Gurkha Dawg

          “Personal attacks”? Give me a break. What I did is called good natured ribbing. And who knows, Derek might look like a Calvin Klein model and consider my post a complement.

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        • I said something along these lines last week. This place has turned into a war zone. There are plenty of places to go on the internet for that, and unfortunately people have let that bleed into this blog.

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    • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

      Oh my God, there is not enough bleach in the world… WHY???

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      • Gurkha Dawg

        Yeah, Ga Power better start shoveling more uranium into those reactors down there at Plant Vogel if they are going to have enough electricity to shock me back to reality.

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    • dawgtired

      Great, thanks for the mental image. I just threw up in my mouth. Women age like wine. Men just get more disgusting as they get older. There is nothing attractive about an old man. Trust me, I see one every day in the mirror. Ever hear that song, “I don’t look good naked anymore”?

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  7. FlyingPeakDawg

    I was in a golf tournament where first prize was a 1 year subscription to Dawgpost. Unfortunately I came in second and got a lifetime subscription instead. Exits stage right…

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    • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

      Dude, I’m not a Dawg Post subscriber for the same reason I’m not a Rivals or 247 subscriber (I have better use for that money), but let’s not throw the baby out with the bathwater here. That one week of columns dedicated to breaking down what happened in 2015 and Jeremy Pruitt’s role in the disruption and mutiny against Mark Right was fascinating, and not to mention he was the only guy willing to go on record so far with ANY of that information (putting a target on his back if Pruitt wanted to sue, for instance).

      Even Seth and Chip, who know more than anyone, haven’t written anything concrete.

      Let’s give credit where credit is due to Dawg Post for that, at least.

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      • Dawg1

        I’m kind of enjoy his riding home stuff after games. Seems fresh and real to me. Better listen to fellow dawg lovers (and Dean is exactly that, a LOVER of all things UGA) break down the game than watching Cal and Stanford late night.

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

          Yeah, the only problem there is once Prince Ave turns into 129, the signal starts to erode pretty quickly.

          But listening to the after-game gents on The Ref makes sitting in traffic trying to get out of Athens far more pleasurable.

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      • Gurkha Dawg

        Corch, anything you can share here about the mutiny? I never heard the details.

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

          You know, I can’t remember specifics as it was what, two years ago when Dean wrote those columns? But I remember it was more about Pruitt’s attitude, going against Richt’s wishes, even running down Richt and Schottenheimer among other coaches, that kind of stuff. For obvious reasons, I don’t remember if got into the rumors about Pruitt showing up drunk at Richt’s front door or the reasons why Pruitt left FSU in the first place, but he did go into the details about the fistfight with the offensive coaches.

          I have some hope Seth provides more detail about all of that in his new book released next month.

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    • You get no respect I tell ya!

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  8. ugafidelis

    Talk about the picture not matching the text… What a letdown.

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  9. Doug

    Sources also say Ferraris look cool and many kinds of pizza are delicious. I dunno, though. I’m gonna need some hard attribution before I buy into the hype.

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  10. I was blogging wrong all along.

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  11. CB

    I teach at a tech school which means I actually get paid to read poor grammar and misspelled words. Don’t need to spend $2 to read more of it from Dean.

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    • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

      Yeah, that was the painful part of reading that week’s worth of columns. I can understand not hiring an editor to work on the site to save money, but at the very least man, use Grammarly!

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      • CB

        Idk if it’s laziness or just a general lack of respect for Dawgpost readers. I have to hand it to the Senator. Very few editing errors on his free blog.

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  12. Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

    Hey guys, I don’t know if you had a chance to see this thread over on Floriduh’s board, but it’s fucking AMAZING. There’s so many different emotions at play. Some are completely beaten down by Sideshow Dan the Clown’s pathological refusal to recruit better, and others are completely delusional that it doesn’t matter and he will prevail because he is a genius.

    It’s breathtaking.

    https://247sports.com/college/florida/board/14/Contents/so-can-mullen-fix-recruiting-149771858/

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    • mg4life0331

      “He’s our Richt. It’s that simple.”

      Well at least some of them get it.

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    • mg4life0331

      Just thought to look back at the other thread. No, I don’t remember an Atkinson. Was he at Gitmo? It was pretty small there, but if he Leeward I didn’t know many of them guys until we combined.

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

        I think he would’ve left Gitmo sometime between February and April of 2001. I can’t remember if he got to the Stumps before or after me, just that we arrived around the same time.

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        • mg4life0331

          I was gone by then. I left end of 2000. He must have been part of Fast or Stay. I cant remember who took over down there.

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          • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

            Was Gitmo a 1-year or 2-year tour of duty? Regardless, he was a good dude. I don’t think he was in FAST, from what I understood he stood post. I remember that it sounded similar to being in the wire up in Bangor.

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