Swing your sword

Yar, baby.

That sounds… unpleasant.

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34 responses to “Swing your sword

  1. practicaldawg

    Related: how bad is LSU’s defense?

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  2. hertyfield

    45 of 70 for 275 yards and 6 interceptions is the football equivalent of self immolation.

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  3. PTC DAWG

    They scored 2….D, JD

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  4. Kiffen is the better pirate. Leach is about to wreck State.

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  5. W Cobb Dawg

    So they need a “purge” now?! A night in ‘The Box’ just doesn’t have the effect it used to.

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  6. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    What is he going to do? Make them walk the plank? Keel haul them?

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  7. Qoach is on it. I cannot wait to watch him finish the year 2-8.

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  8. Calling Corch. Calling Corch….

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    • originaluglydawg

      I’ve gotta say it…I think I enjoy the exchanges between Corch and Derek as much as anything else I read on GTP. The Senator may stop it sooner or later, but he should wait and see if it morphs into one of the best and most clicked on exchanges on this website. It’s like Bert and Earnie. The classic straight man and antagonist (Corch being the former). So thanks to the Lone Stranger for trolling for a Sunday afternoon kickoff!

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      • originaluglydawg

        I nominate “Bert and Ernie” as a Lexicon entry to describe the entertaining duo whose ongoing schtick continues just below this post.

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  9. Derek

    Corch!!!! You’re wanted on line “leach can coach.” We’ll hold.

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  10. theorginaldawgabides

    With all the pompous blowhards that post regularly here, I lost track of which ones were lauding Leach’s coaching acumen and who the detractors were.

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    • Derek

      Put me down as lead detractor.

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    • Derek

      Corch was lead “swing my sword” swallower. Its a metaphor I just know he’ll appreciate.

      I shouldn’t have to say this, but its a joke!

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

        So now you’re saying that I’m a homosexual man who enjoys giving oral sex, and you’re saying it as a joke?

        Who knew you were such a bigoted homophobe, Derek?

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        • Derek

          You made it!

          No, I’m saying I know how to animate you.

          I’ve seen it before. After the lsu/msu game.

          So tell us how not scoring in Lexington makes the Pirate a genius.

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          • Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

            I refuse to dignify such a hateful bigot such as yourself with any kind of reply.

            You need to seriously work on yourself, Derek. While they may be to you, gay people are not a joke to decent human beings.

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  11. ASEF

    Leach throwing players under the bus after two embarrassing losses? Shocker.

    He’s happy to bask in the glory of a W like LSU. He can’t handle the flip side of it, though.

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  12. Dawg19

    Is there anyone more disappointed with Leach than Danny Kannell?

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  13. Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

    Leach’s first season at Wazzu, they finished 108th in the nation in total offense. So this isn’t exactly a surprise. Beating LSU was fun, but it’ll take some time to get the right kind of receivers in place to make the offense work. And much like our offense, not having a Spring really hurt them as far as repping the plays. The one thing that sucks for Missy State fans is they actually have a good defense right now.

    Much like I think our offense will look better at the end of the season, so too I think will the bizzaro Bulldogs’s offense.

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    • Derek

      Why did it take CPJ less time to get on track at tech?

      9-4 at Tech in year one.

      Laner seems to have OM going on offense in year 1.

      Leach is never doing nothing of significance in the west division. Its not happening. Look who he’s up against. Other that, Gus who on earth would pick Leach first among sec west coaches?

      Lane, O, Pittman, Saban and Jimbo are all better than he is.

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