Dunkin’ on Dan

McGarity confirmed yesterday that the attendance plans for the Cocktail Party won’t change, despite Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ invitation to fill the stadium.

That caps a disappointing week for Dan Mullen, who foolishly sought a scapegoat — besides third-and-Grantham, I mean — to explain his team’s loss at Texas A&M and came up with fan attendance.

Meanwhile, a certain other SEC head coach wasn’t having any of that nonsense.

Florida coach Dan Mullen, whose staff he said Wednesday had two assistants test positive, had called for Florida’s “Swamp” to be packed for Saturday’s game before it was postponed.

“He respects the importance of listening to the medical professionals,” Stricklin told ESPN.com. “Coaches sometimes say things that are outside of their area of expertise. … Dan is really good at calling ball plays.”

Georgia coach Kirby Smart was asked Wednesday if he would be OK with the attendance increasing in Jacksonville or staying at about 25 percent.

“I’d have to say that’s an SEC decision as a conference,” said Smart, whose team plays at Alabama Saturday. “I’ve got a lot more on my plate right now than thinking about that.”

The best thing about needling the Portal Master™ is that it takes so much less effort than the work he has to put into needling others.


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13 responses to “Dunkin’ on Dan

  1. gastr1

    I’ve been craving some Daily Gator this week. Good thing we have Sideshow Dan and The Best D Coordinator in The Country to provide some laffs.

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  2. sniffer

    When I read Mullen’s comments, doubling down on his attendance at BHG stadium remarks, I thought of the pressure he must be under. Nobody deserves it more than him. This is also the same pressure that nearly killed his former boss at Florida.

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  3. NotMyCrossToBear

    Mullens is a class A douchebag.

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  4. Corch Irvin Meyers, New USC Corch (2021)

    This almost, ALMOST rises to the level of Shark-Humper Butterteeth’s death threat lie.

    Sideshow Dan the Clown just makes it so easy to hate him.


  5. RC

    “The best thing about needling the Portal Master™ is that it takes so much less effort than the work he has to put into needling others.”

    Ain’t that the truth? All of his half-witted attempts at what only he could think of as zingers all come off as so forced.


  6. Mullen is a bumbling class A dumbass…he loves to troll UGA in the offseason about recruiting only to have his own recruiting classes dissolve like sugar cubes in the rain. He’s so shortsighted that he doubles down on full attendance when we have already seen other games this season delayed due to Covid (the golden domers as an example)…he is exactly the head ball coach the University of Florida deserves…for our sake, may he reign over the shithole swamp for a very very very long time.

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  7. TripleB

    It’s nice that our AD doesn’t have to say that our coach should “shut up and (call) play(s)” !