“Honey, Tennessee football’s done that, I didn’t do it.”

I do believe a Vol fan has written the perfect country and western lyric.

A post-game caller to the Knoxville-based Tony Basilio Show reported that he was so frustrated by the Vols that he snapped.

“I did something today that I’ve never done,” he said on the radio. “I messed up, threw a beer bottle through my window and my wife left me.”



Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange

12 responses to ““Honey, Tennessee football’s done that, I didn’t do it.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    I’ll concede yoiu that that may a perfect country & western lyric. But we all know what is the perfect country & western song.
    ♫ “I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison . . . “♫

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  2. RangerRuss

    Damn, Senator. It’s a dirty job you do. But somebody got to do it.


  3. Salty Dawg

    Wait – are you saying this guy had a home that had glass in his window? Damn. Junior and LuLu are coming up in the world!

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  4. mwodieseldawg

    What he meant to say was he threw it through a window that had no glass in it and it hit his wife. She left in an ambulance.

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    • Down Island Way

      Duct tape will fix the broken opening, but breaking your 13 year old first cousin’s heart is pretty crappy….her and the dog are history now…

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  5. And as I stood there just a weepin,
    My dog woke up from a sleepin,
    Jumped through that shattered pane,
    Went and Got hit by a damned ole train.

    Just as I got to diggin Rex’s final hole,
    I heard my neighbor yell “Roll Tide, Roll!”
    Dropped the shovel and yelled out “screw it!”
    Worse of all our coach is Jeremy Pruitt!

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  6. cowetadawg

    Wasn’t it last year that a dude shot his friend after Bama lost to Auburn? SEC – it just means more.


  7. FlyingPeakDawg

    It was all I could do to keep from crying….

    I threw my beer out the window, now my wife has left me dying…

    And Pruitt never even won a game.

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  8. Dawglicious

    You don’t have to call me Derek Dooley,
    And you don’t have to call me Fatty Phil
    You don’t have to call me Boooch Jones, anymore
    My five-star heart’s a-shower disciplinin’ still