(With apologies to Munson for taking liberties…)
“Florida in a stand-up four, they may or may not blitz, they won’t. Max back. Third down on the 25. In trouble… Complete to the 29, to the 30. Marco Wilson 32, 34. Marco Wilson 36, 38, 39, 40. Throw, Marco! Five, 10, 12, 14, 15. Marco Wilson! Marco Wilson! Marco Wilson! … Well, I can’t believe it. 20 yards and Marco really got in a heave there, I broke my chair, I came right through a chair, a metal STEEL chair with about a five inch cushion … Do you know what is gonna happen in Gainesville tonight? And up at Ponte Vedra and Sandestin and all those places where all those Daily Gator people have got those condominiums for four days? MAN, is there gonna be some property destroyed tonight! 37 to 34, Tigers on top! They were gone. I gave up, you did too. They were out of it and gone. Miracle!”
This offseason is gonna be more enjoyable than we thought.