When you’re Nick Saban, all the world’s a reclamation project. Maybe Donald Trump should reach out for an analyst position.
Source: Alabama is hiring Doug Marrone as offensive line coach.
Is already now in town in Tuscaloosa.
Comes to Alabama after four seasons as the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
— Matt Zenitz (@mzenitz) January 20, 2021
When you’re Nick Saban, all the world’s a reclamation project. Maybe Donald Trump should reach out for an analyst position.
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“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
Maybe I missed it, but who is Saban’s new OC?
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Bill O’Brien, another fired NFL coach.
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Saban is collecting fired coaches like Nebchadnezzar collected kings. I wonder if he’ll parade all the guys during a donor event to show off his conquests.
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The Donald has already applied to the NOAA. He wants to be a weather-map artist.
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Rehabbing former Donnan staffers is really upping the difficulty setting. But if he wants to play NCAA on VERY EXTRA SUPER HARD mode, he’ll hire Schotty as his next OC.
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Schitty, FIFY 😉
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I think Marrone’s actually a good coach. The issues in Jacksonville had more to do with poor management and bad personnel decisions than his coaching ability.
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I agree. Add in free agents not wanting to play there, poor ownership, and a city that acts like they don’t want the franchise to stay (refusal to upgrade stadium and last week’s city council defeat of the Lot J redevelopment), and Marrone was working against a stacked deck. I don’t expect the Jags to be in Jax for long and that means WLOCP in a few years will be like playing in Jax in the early 90s (what a shitty stadium that was).
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Man you hit the nail on the head. Before the Jags that place was a dump, with toilets overflowing, rats everywhere. Terrible.
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The Saban School for Wayward Boys continues to improve enrollment.
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And you think Saban hasn’t got time for the press’s ish…
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You’ve got to admire the way he has effectively turned the Tide into a pro team. Now if the NCAA loses on the NIL thing it is all over for the rest of us.
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