Your Name Here

Speaking of squandering, it occurs to me I blew a perfect opportunity for a post topic when I linked this bad boy the other day.

Let me take this opportunity to rectify my mistake.  Whom would you suggest as the perfect presenting sponsor for UGA football?  (Reality would be a liquor wholesaler, but that’s probably not in the cards.)  And for other SEC football programs?  (Do I even need to mention the perfect marriage of McDonalds and UT football?  No, I don’t think I do.)

Have at it in the comments.

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67 responses to “Your Name Here

  1. jgshellnutt

    UT Football presented by Waste Management dumpsters and Dura Flame firestarter logs

    Liked by 17 people

  2. bulldogbry

    University of Florida football, brought to you by Huntley Johnson, Attorney at Law

    Liked by 10 people

  3. Godawg

    UGA = Chewy

    Liked by 4 people

  4. Down Island Way

    Soooo, you can own a piece of msu at a 30 year adjustable/fixed rate, don’t know if that meeshigan market can support such an adventure…

    Liked by 1 person

  5. UGA Bulldogs Presented by Vespa Scooters?

    Liked by 4 people

  6. UGA football brought to you by Goldman Sachs

    Liked by 3 people

  7. sniffer

    The Vanderbilt Hemlock Canoe Commodores.

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  8. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    UF Gators presented by Mullets cuts-by-us

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  9. MGW

    Liquor barron’s in Georgia don’t have to advertise outside of lobbying costs and campaign donations.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Hogbody Spradlin

    Your South Carolina Gamecocks presented by Holly Farms.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. originaluglydawg

    University of Tennessee Blood Hound Chewing Tobacco Volunteers.

    Liked by 1 person

    • 69Dawg

      My wife’s high school mascot was a Bloodhound and it was the crewing tobacco and not the dog. Got their name back in the 30’s and the team chewed it.

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  12. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)

    Well, under Coach Richt it would’ve been: “The Georgia Bulldogs presented by James Bonds Bondsman.”

    Under Kirby? Hmm. “The Georgia Bulldogs presented by Wendys: When you’re looking for a good burger, but depressingly never the best burger.”

    Liked by 3 people

  13. armydawg

    UGA Bulldogs presented by: Downtown Athens and all Fraternities not on double secret probation.

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  14. ASEF

    Auburn Tigers, Presented by Cracker Barrel

    Liked by 2 people

  15. originaluglydawg

    University of Auburn’s Acme Lawn Sprinkler Systems Tigers.

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  16. Derek

    “Georgia Football, brought to you by Oriental Spas Unlimited, Ltd., because you’ll need us for the happy ending.”

    Liked by 3 people

  17. artistformerlyknownasbman

    Alabama football presented by the Council for Six Sigma Certification.

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  18. jwgiglio

    Georgia Bulldogs, presented by Top Golf
    Tennessee Volunteers, presented by Bass Pro Shops
    Auburn Tigers, presented by DeVry University
    Florida Gators, presented by Lee Denim
    USC Gamecocks, presented by the committee to re-elect Lindsey Graham
    Vanderbilt Commodores, presented by Charles Schwab
    Missouri Tigers, presented by Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner
    Kentucky Wildcats, presented by Wild Turkey

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  19. waltergeiger

    Bulldog football presented by mudcat’s car.

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  20. originaluglydawg

    University of Florida Gators sponsored by Kissimmee Cupcakes and Tarts.

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  21. Remember the Quincy

    Alabama Football, presented by CousinsOnly.com.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. Shoot, I would have thought, “Auburn Football, Owned by Yellawood” would have been posted by now!

    Liked by 4 people

  23. originaluglydawg

    University of Arkansas Hogs sponsored by Hormel.

    Liked by 2 people

  24. I mean, is there anyone more obvious that the Auburn Tigers presented by YellaWood.

    Liked by 4 people

  25. Tennessee Football, brought to you by Skoal.

    Liked by 1 person

  26. Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets presented by Dragon Con

    Liked by 3 people

  27. KingMackeral

    UGA Football brought you to by Maker’s Mark

    Liked by 3 people

  28. Tommy Perkins

    UGA Football, brought to you by Croakies

    Liked by 1 person

  29. Wolfman

    Tennessee Volunteers Presented by Kingsford Lighter Fuel

    Liked by 1 person

  30. cowetadawg

    UGA brought to you by Stuckey’s.

    UT brought to you by RotoRooter

    AU brought to you by Preparation H.

    Liked by 1 person

  31. MGW

    Wow. Yeah but letting players profit from their Instagram accounts would totally destroy the critical aura of amateurism. Got it.

    Liked by 3 people

    • MGW

      To be crystal clear: why should be be concerned about whether players are a traditional part of the university, when the athletic departments very clearly are not and have not been for decades? Why shouldn’t Lamar Jackson have been allowed to have an endorsement deal while he plays in a stadium named after bad delivery pizza?

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  32. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    FSU Football presented by Free Shoes Inc
    FSU Football presented by Jameis Winston Crabbing company
    Ohio State presented by Tats R Us
    USC & UF Football presented by Killers Inc(Joint Venture)
    Penn State Football presented by Kids R Us (cringe)
    UTexas Football sponsored by Bernie Madoff Investments
    UNC sports presented by Hooked on Phonics
    Univ Colorado presented by Pablo Escobar Foundation
    Miami presented by Tony Montana Enterprise
    UCLA presented by Playboy
    UK presented by Ashley Judd
    Clemson presented by Jethro’s Pawn Shop
    Stanford presented by Stihl

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  33. fisheriesdawg

    If we’re going with who would actually go for the sponsorship (and the cost it would bring), it’s gotta be Ford trucks, right?

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  34. bwaredogs

    I know it’s not exactly the same, but don’t we have endowed (sponsored) athletic director and baseball coach titles?

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  35. mg4life0331

    Here are your UGA bulldawgs hosted by Beneful dog food playing at Taking a Stand field sponsored by Viagra.

    Liked by 1 person

  36. Jason Davis

    Florida football, presented by Glock

    Liked by 3 people

  37. rigger92

    UGA Football, presented by Zoloft.

    Liked by 2 people

  38. Georgia Bulldogs Football brought to you by Athens Chevrolet, for those who “Like Driving in Their Trucks”.

    Liked by 3 people

  39. RangerRuss

    Clemson Football sponsored by Sangamo Weston, Inc/Twelve-Mile Creek/Lake Hartwell PCB Contamination Superfund (Schlumberger Technology).
    Our motto is “Eat the fish from upstream. Downstream? Not too much.”

    Liked by 1 person

  40. uga97

    This 2021 ACC Basketball Championship brought to you by Moderna

    Liked by 2 people

  41. 123 Fake St

    UGA Football presented by Tums™️.
    UF Football presented by Jordache.
    UK Football presented by Outback Steakhouse.
    Alabama Football presented by 23 & Me.
    Auburn Football presented by Hooked on Phonics.
    Southern Call Football presented by Trojan.

    Liked by 2 people

  42. DC Weez

    Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets presented by D-Con.

    Liked by 1 person

  43. classiccitycanine

    The Alabama Crimson Tide presented by the SEC office and referees everywhere.

    Liked by 5 people

  44. boz864

    Damn, I hate it when Spencer Hall makes me laugh at our own expense…

    Liked by 2 people

  45. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    UGA Football presented by Avis (we’re #2, so we try harder)

    Liked by 2 people

  46. Munsoning

    University of Georgia Football sponsored by Nostalgia by Trieu.
    THE PRESENT is a worrisome time because
    THE FUTURE is unknown. That leaves only
    THE PAST to comfort us.
    (For fans of Lindelof’s “Watchmen.”)

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  47. Harold Miller

    Georgia Football presented by Aaron Bonding “Where it’s always Springtime.”
    Georgia Tech Football presented by World of Warcraft.
    Auburn Football sponsored by Portalet
    Texas A&M Football sponsored by Exxon Mobile
    Alabama Football presented by Planters Peanuts

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  48. Idlewild Dawg

    UGA Football brought to you by The Gist®️. “We want your money, that’s The Gist!”™️

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  49. Jack Klompus

    I’m going with Kirby Vacuums. The Smart choice in floor cleaning.

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  50. tiredofidsearch

    Terrapin beer presents….

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  51. Teacher Martin

    UGA football brought to you by Prozac.

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