April 16, 2021 · 1:39 PM

The transfer portal — The Portal Master™ can’t live with it, can’t live without it.

Shot.

Chaser.

If the Gators do go 8-4 or 7-5 this season, Dan’s meltdown is gonna be something.

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27 responses to “The transfer portal — The Portal Master™ can’t live with it, can’t live without it.”

  1. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
    April 16, 2021 at 1:48 PM

    Fuck that motherfucker.

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  2. Charles Jackson
    April 16, 2021 at 1:54 PM

    Count on it. I live in Jax. Gators are very quiet. I think they know they don’t have a roster that matches up to the big boys. And they are not happy with their coach. I do think they have 3 losses by the time we play them. And, we will embarrass them. Dan will not be the coach of the gators in 2022.

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    • ben
      April 16, 2021 at 1:55 PM

      Make way for Freeze-ing temps in Gainesville, then.

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      • Charles Jackson
        April 16, 2021 at 2:00 PM

        Or Kiffen.

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
          April 16, 2021 at 2:04 PM

          Even though Kiffin is a good coach who’s learned from his mistakes and took what he could from Saban, after having a coach who always sticks his foot in his mouth, whenever Sideshow Dan the Clown is no longer Floriduh’s coach, they will not be pursuing a coach with a similar temperament.

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      • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
        April 16, 2021 at 2:05 PM

        LOL. If you think uppity Floriduh hires THAT guy, I have some oceanfront property in Arizona that you may be interested in buying.

        I can’t wait until Freeze gets a Big-12 job, his most likely destination, just so people stop attaching his name to every single SEC opening.

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      • tiredofidsearch
        April 16, 2021 at 2:15 PM

        I hope not… he could get them very good in not a lot of time.

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
          April 16, 2021 at 2:18 PM

          Y’all don’t understand… Floriduh will never hire a proven cheater. Sakerina could. Tennessee would have, but maybe not anymore given their self-inflicted issues. Auburn would never have a problem with it. But Floriduh, much like us, would never hire a proven cheater. While they have no issues hiring a guy who excuses all manner of behavioral issues like Corch, cheating is the one thing they don’t do.

          Hugh Freeze would be hired at Floriduh when Hell Freezes Over, pun intended.

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          • stoopnagle
            April 16, 2021 at 3:49 PM

            “When I was at Florida, I was on the Pell Grant!”

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            • FlyingPeakDawg
              April 16, 2021 at 5:19 PM

              Exactly…Corch is too young to remember ol Charlie Cheater.

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              • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
                April 16, 2021 at 5:57 PM

                I may be too young, but Charley Pell is EXACTLY why Floriduh would never in a million years sign Freeze.

                I know we hate them and for all the right reasons, but it’s not too much to say that they learned their lesson then and even though they’re a buncha assholes, they’re a buncha above the board assholes.

                Spurrier was a grade-A douchebag, but he was clean. Meyer may allow his guys to get away with murder (maybe literally) once they’re part of his circle of trust, but he doesn’t cheat to get those guys.

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      • siskey
        April 16, 2021 at 8:14 PM

        That’s my fear. He’s corrupt enough to do a lot down there.

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
          April 16, 2021 at 8:24 PM

          FFS… FLORIDUH WILL NEVER HITE HUGH FREEZE.

          You guys are like a buncha old biddies.

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        • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
          April 16, 2021 at 8:26 PM

          Seriously, for as much as we say we hate Floriduh, it would do some of y’all a whole world of good to actually understand the mindset of your enemy better.

          If y’all are truly worried about Floriduh hiring Hugh Freeze then you know absolutely nothing about the way they think down there.

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  3. Granthams Replacement
    April 16, 2021 at 2:00 PM

    Laying the excuse groundwork for the 2021 season and beyond.

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  4. akascuba
    April 16, 2021 at 2:15 PM

    It’s so much fun to follow FU football after Mullen opens his mouth. He really is a self centered ass. He learned well from his days with Corch.

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    • RangerRuss
      April 16, 2021 at 2:44 PM

      SEC Network played Ol Miss vs FU 2008 this morning with breaks that included interviews with cousin Eddie the portal master. He does make it easy to despise him. Fuckn jerk.

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  5. 69Dawg
    April 16, 2021 at 2:56 PM

    Wait, we have not heard how this affects the NFL and their pseudo developmental league (CFB). They don’t have any minor leagues to fall back on. It’s going to make NFL scouts have to travel a lot more. The question for the serious player is, is it better to be a small fish in a large ocean (Power 5) or a big fish in a small but not well stocked pond. The new developmental leagues are JC, FCS, Div 2 and Div 3 and they will be developing for Group of 5 and Power 5. On second thought this may be easier on the NFL.

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  6. otto1980
    April 16, 2021 at 3:49 PM

    Head Coaches are spin masters pushing whatever fits their agenda of the moment just like politicians.

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    • Sweet D
      April 16, 2021 at 5:55 PM

      And so it filters down. The behavior that they see be effective for others, often in positions of authority, they model. You simply have to have an argument that appears plausible on the surface and make it to the next news cycle.

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  7. stoopnagle
    April 16, 2021 at 3:50 PM

    “What if Trask hadn’t stuck around?”
    A real journalist comes back with “What if Franks doesn’t get hurt?”

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  8. mg4life0331
    April 16, 2021 at 4:48 PM

    I cant wait till we kick the shit out of these guys.

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  9. sirjackshea1980
    April 17, 2021 at 2:25 PM

    Jesus Christ, can anyone stop these fucking people from babbling about bullshit and just call the goddam game!!!!!!!

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