“Welcome to the SEC, Bryan Harsin.”

Don’t worry, Auburn fans.  In just a few, short months on the job, he’s already cracked the code ($$)!

… Everyone dresses the same in the weight room, Harsin says, not because he seeks uniformity but because he wants the players to make a conscious decision about coming together as a team. They wear the same uniforms for games; they should do the same as they prepare for games. “It really is defining everything,” Harsin said.

Who knew that’s all it takes?


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38 responses to ““Welcome to the SEC, Bryan Harsin.”

  1. stoopnagle

    It’s the little things.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    Coach Wooden’s sock mantra


  3. Ran A

    Yeah, ok


  4. Next thing you know they may be talking about personal hygiene in Greater Opelika.

    Liked by 6 people

  5. Greg

    there is no I in team……but there is a me?


  6. Godawg

    If you just gave the quote, and then asked, “Who do you think said this?” I would have guessed Bootch.
    Guess we’ll see if the Barners hired Bootch 2.0 at media days. 🙂

    Liked by 4 people

  7. Russ

    He better win soon or this stuff will wear thin very quickly.


  8. mddawg

    “Don’t juice bar me, bro.”

    Liked by 2 people

  9. originaluglydawg

    I wonder if the coaching staff and assistants all dress alike?
    If so, that would be so cute!

    Liked by 4 people

  10. The Tennessee vibes coming off this quote are so strong it should be served with moonshine

    Liked by 5 people

  11. Jon Godfrey

    Pretty sure the players have had weight room clothes/dress code at all the programs across the country for decades.

    This guy is fucking innovative.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. godawgs1701

    This is the coaching equivalent of just sending the shrug emoji. “I have no idea how to fix this, so here’s some meaningless rah rah crap.”

    Liked by 1 person

  13. spur21

    This won’t age well is all I have.


  14. Sweet D

    I’m visualizing dolphin shorts and bare midriff muscle shirts. And mustaches.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. They needed to clean out the “Bo Knows” tees. Cost savings to cover those buyouts.


  16. theotherdoug

    He really thinks he is nailing the details. I can’t wait until he meets the guy over there in Tuscaloosa. lol.

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  17. W Cobb Dawg

    Well, this is creepy. Is Harsin checking their undies for the requisite AU? Or does this rule only apply to outer clothes?

    As far as I’m concerned, I don’t wanna be in the same locker room with the guy.


  18. Munsoning

    ‘In the video posted by Auburn Football to Twitter, Harsin arrives to Auburn’s practice facilities at 5:30 Monday morning. From there we see Auburn’s strength workouts in the weight room. It’s HYPE in there, Coach Harsin’s not only coaching these guys, he’s working out alongside them.

    The video continues with segments from Harsin’s interview with Paul Finebaum before returning to conditioning exercises with the team at 3:30, and yes, he’s putting in work there too.’

    Sounds like this guy is getting paid $5 mil a year to get a beach body. Pretty sweet deal. Meanwhile, Kirby is eating burgers and signing 5-stars.

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  19. PTC DAWG

    Every new coach does some things different…otherwise, why change?


  20. RangerRuss

    Don’t know anything about Harsin. Hell, he might be as nice a fellow as Mark Richt. Don’t care. I hope he fails so miserably that Yaller Wood fat fuck has him fired at 12:01am on 10 Oct. That entire low class fan base deserves nothing but loss and misery and now he’s their leader. So fuck him and them.
    Auburn sucks.

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  21. ASEF

    Harsin’s high water mark at the P5 level was the 2012 B12’s 7th-best offense in terms of scoring and 6th in yards per play. With Major Applewhite as co-coordinator.

    If UCF really wants to continue their tradition of trolling SEC schools, they should wait until Harsin gags a game and then put up “Miss me yet?’ signs with a grinning Gus walking into a Waffle House.


  22. bigjohnson1992

    Jeez. This dude is in for a big surprise.