Not the history you were expecting



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34 responses to “Not the history you were expecting

  1. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)

    It was cringey when we did when Kirby came over from Bama, and it’s cringey every time anyone else does it. These may be your new coaches, but not of these are your players.

    So WHY do they keep doing it?

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    • ‘Cause they don’t have anything else to hang their hats on at that particular moment, I guess. So I kind of understand the impulse. The problem is it’s a bit of a double-edged sword—you tell a kid, “I coached Todd Gurley at Georgia!” I feel like he might be just as likely to say “Then hell, I’m going to Georgia” as he is to sign with you.

      And, of course, if Mike Bobo says “I coached Todd Gurley at Georgia,” there’s going to be an automatic chorus of Dawg fans going “FAT LOT OF GOOD IT DID AGAINST SOUTH CAROLINA IN 2014, GENIUS…”

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      • ben

        Not a Georgia loss goes by that I don’t miss HJS and the catharsis that came with it. So thanks for re-opening that wound from almost 7 years ago.


      • Got Cowdog

        I would be in that chorus. Secong row, second from left,, potty-mouthed tenor.

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    • Harold Miller

      Don’t let the facts get in the way of the Barner narrative. BO NIX for Heisman baby!


  2. aucarson

    UGA started it when they hired Vince Dooley and Erk Russell. Auburn continued it when they hired Pat Dye. Gravy-training is eternal.



    Coaching staffs are now up to 11?


  4. Hobnail_Boot

    Also hilarious: if those bowl numbers are correct, their coaches have made bowl games in less than 54% of their seasons.

    That’s.. not great.


  5. Auburn…the muni to the south our UGA Country Club bought as an experiment to bring the social graces to the poor section of town but failed miserably. Now just a graffiti marred weed field occupied by homeless meth addicted wretches. (You think Toomers corner being a pharmacy and a buzzard circling overhead is a coincidence?) CMB and CWF are just performing charity outreach.

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    • RangerRuss

      Eventually you must explain the facts to your red-headed, adopted bastard. But damn, FPD, that’s harsh.

      I like it!

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      • Down Island Way

        Better get that happy time early, come year 2 under the “Brian Buick” regime, tigle fan will be begging for the return of the Gus bus, that blue turf of tater land will be looking could compared to that smell of the #AUBURN SUCKS! cesspool…just look at the barner hoops hc, he do love him some cesspool…#AUBURN SUCKS!

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  6. W Cobb Dawg

    What, Mason and Cadillac aren’t part of the ‘matching clothes to promote camaraderie’ effort?

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  7. Granthams Replacement

    It has made living in Newnan GA much easier over the last 11 years.

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    • HirsuteDawg

      Damn Skippy! and in Columbus too. But man, when we lose to the AU nose pickers its sucks big time.


  8. bucketheridge

    Seems like they could’ve come up with better players than that.

    If you include all offensive players under Bobo and Friend alone then Chubb, McKenzie, Ben Jones, and Chris Conley are all still in the league and better than half the guys on that list. Zach Cunningham from Vandy should be there, as well. Kellen Moore’s on there and he didn’t do anything in the league and has been out of it for four or five years.

    As silly as these twitter posts are, if you’re going to do them then do them right.

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    • siskey

      Same. I think Kellen Moore is so removed from playing that he is the Cowboys OC. Weird flex by Auburn. If this coach doesn’t work out I can see them becoming something of a Tennessee-type cluster.


  9. chicagodawgfan

    What’s next? Claiming credit for National Championships won by Alabama, Clemson, etc. staff members…

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  10. Texas Dawg

    Using other schools players to promote your brand. Was this graphic created by Tom Crean?

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  11. Shit, somewhere Bo Jackson is feeling pain in his groin…he’s been the only gold standard reference to Auburn football in the last 30 years…and he didn’t make the cut..Bo knows coaches…why not claim Aaron Rodgers too since both he and Derek Mason were in the state of California at the same time? Not at the same schools but a town or so over. They should also post Kevin Bacon’s picture…there has to be at least 6 degrees of separation for one of the coaches

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    • Gaskilldawg

      No one on the Auburn staff coached Bo Jackson. The point of the tweet is to show NFL players coached by guys currently on Auburn’s staff.


      • That wasn’t missed by me…but the tweet, as reflected by most of the posts on this blog was more than a little disingenuous given that 4 of those players played at UGA, Auburn’s oldest continuous college football rival. Normally, programs want to taunt their own alumni (I wasn’t a fan when CKS did something similar). I was using satire referring to Bo, Aaron, and Kevin Bacon, whom I’m not sure ever played college football…just to point out the absurdity of the tweet.


  12. I mean, one or TWO players would be one thing. But nearly half? And not just players, like, name brand players…

    No one will ever associate Stafford or Gurley with AU in any way other than a cleat-shaped bruise on the sternum of some poor safety who tried to tackle Gurley in the open field.

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  13. Clayton Joiner

    It just dawned on me that the Barners are a lot like the Mia Marlins…not good a lot, but when they are they have something to crow about. Fkers


  14. archiecreek

    Is there a mug shot of anyone who actually played at the East Alabama Reform School (EARS) for wayward children at auburn in that glorious photo of brahman bullDAWGS???


  15. munsonlarryfkajim

    Isn’t Gurley a “II” and not a “III”?

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  16. 81Dog

    So Gurley, Stafford, and I Wynn are now billboard points for…. AU football? Maybe they’re gonna play 06 or 07 highlights if Stafford wrecking them with their Soulja Boy troll this fall. And I thought having BOOM on opposing staffs was a hoot. I won’t ever forget Bobo’s work @AU and @GT in 97, but this right here is the cringe de la cringe.

    FTMFs. 😉

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  17. bigjohnson1992

    Color me unimpressed.


  18. Hogbody Spradlin

    Did that second tweet count 2013 as one of the losses? Todd Gurley was injured that game so it shouldn’t count.
    That, folks, is the kind of nit picky, anal, insignificant trivia . . .
    At which I am a nationally recognized expert. 🙂