June 10, 2021 · 8:30 AM

You know what this post is for.

Oh, lawdy.  Have at it in the comments.

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57 responses to “You know what this post is for.”

  1. boz864
    June 10, 2021 at 8:32 AM

    Damn, Mulls ditched the pleats! Welcome to 2010 Coach!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. scottrollins
    June 10, 2021 at 8:33 AM

    “I’m glad he’s not our coach”

    Liked by 9 people

  3. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)
    June 10, 2021 at 8:35 AM

    “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”

    Liked by 12 people

  4. Dawg in Austin
    June 10, 2021 at 8:36 AM

    How are those not jorts?!

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  5. WH
    June 10, 2021 at 8:38 AM

    I can’t believe I clicked that. At least when I get Rick-rolled, I don’t throw up in my mouth.

    Liked by 7 people

  6. eethomaswfnc
    June 10, 2021 at 8:39 AM

    “I need Goofy to save me!”

    Liked by 4 people

    • thedawgalorian
      June 10, 2021 at 10:43 AM

      If you break character they murder your entire family.

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      • frozendawg
        June 10, 2021 at 10:58 AM

        In all fairness, they had like 6 other dwarfs if Dopey had made a big splash, reload as they say in the roster management business

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        • RangerRuss
          June 10, 2021 at 11:34 AM

          6? FD, they have an entire roster of 7 waiting in the wings. I’d posit that gaggle of perverts gives new meaning to 7 on 7 games. Ol cousin Eddie leering in the corner, drooling with that shit eating grin.

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          • frozendawg
            June 10, 2021 at 11:55 AM

            Well, RR, far be it from me to tell tales out of school, but I was always told that a certain princess with the initials SW had 7 little divots in the ol hymen, and never got fully “broke” in, who knows the truth? And creepy, dipshit Cousin Eddie seems to be spinning in the dark, pointing them where to go…#nolandingstrip

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  7. waltergeiger
    June 10, 2021 at 8:41 AM

    can you say dork? i thought you could.

    Liked by 3 people

  8. Russ
    June 10, 2021 at 8:51 AM

    Hunchback of Gator Lame?

    Liked by 13 people

  9. jdawg108
    June 10, 2021 at 9:09 AM

    Dad? How can I tell when somebody’s a tool?

    Liked by 3 people

  10. Twistification
    June 10, 2021 at 9:10 AM

    “This 360 view should be sufficient for developers to create a life like digital avatar of me for the recruiting trail. I’ll be on lake Oconee in case anyone is asking”

    Liked by 4 people

  11. RangerRuss
    June 10, 2021 at 9:19 AM

    That motherfucker. As WH says, that makes me physically ill to watch. I don’t think I can stand a loss to those scabby sacks of sorry scrote scum.

    Liked by 2 people

  13. Doug Gillett
    June 10, 2021 at 9:45 AM

    “Home base, this is Quadron Zeta. After traveling 17,000 light years to the planet ‘Earth,’ I have landed in a place called ‘Florida.’ I have taken on human form and learned their customs, and I am blending in seamlessly with the local inhabitants. End report.”

    Liked by 2 people

  14. frozendawg
    June 10, 2021 at 9:45 AM

    I did verp a little when I saw the rotisserie dipshit…he looks like slack jawed methhead tiltawhirl operator…it’s so fucking dark and creepy, this is scarier than any clown slasher film…I hate that slack jawed asswipe

    Liked by 7 people

  15. cowetadawg
    June 10, 2021 at 9:54 AM

    Coming to a pre-school near you . . .

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    • frozendawg
      June 10, 2021 at 10:04 AM

      That is scary…the way he sticks his finger out at the camera, bungholes automatically tighten across the interweb…you don’t want that anywhere near someone’s dirt box…not even his wife’s…she’s probably off making out with a player anyway

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  16. practicaldawg
    June 10, 2021 at 10:01 AM

    He’s pointing at all the 2 stars he’s going to develop into 5th year seniors

    Liked by 7 people

    • akascuba
      June 10, 2021 at 10:18 AM

      That’s a great recruiting video to be shown to every 4 star and above player around the SEC.

      What top tier talented high schoolers want to be associated with that shit.

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  17. Salty Dawg
    June 10, 2021 at 10:09 AM

    WTF did I just watch? Gross. Now I’m ill.

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Sweet D
    June 10, 2021 at 10:12 AM

    “Do something fun that the kids will like, coach. -Oh, and act natural.”

    “You mean something like this?”

    (Sigh) “Yes. Something like that.”

    Liked by 2 people

  19. jpat
    June 10, 2021 at 10:20 AM

    Somehow he was able to look straight into the camera and yet point his finger to whatever was an inch to the right of it.

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  20. thedawgalorian
    June 10, 2021 at 10:46 AM

    I’m not like a “regular Dan”, I’m a “cool Dan”! Fellas, who’s up for virgin daiquiris!?

    also: Sick 12″ inseam coach!

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  21. ericstrattonrushchairmandamngladtomeetyou
    June 10, 2021 at 10:51 AM

    What a geek! He’s an embarrassment.

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  22. otto1980
    June 10, 2021 at 11:03 AM

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  23. Clayton Joiner
    June 10, 2021 at 11:26 AM

    Gay-turd… Tool… Dopy Dan… Cousin Eddie

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  24. PTC DAWG
    June 10, 2021 at 11:43 AM

    Did not watch that shit.

    Liked by 2 people

  25. stoopnagle
    June 10, 2021 at 11:49 AM

    When you play it backwards he says “worship the devil”

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  26. rigger92
    June 10, 2021 at 12:02 PM

    What was the point? Do they have a new locker room and that was the reveal? Self centered much? Was he showing off how cool the drone is and that it follows his finger? Amazing how he is just as creepy and awkward as Cousin Eddie.

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  27. Scotty King
    June 10, 2021 at 12:29 PM

    Pull my finger!

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  28. eethomaswfnc
    June 10, 2021 at 12:55 PM

    The Handbags missed an opportunity to commemorate the biggest play of the year – Dopey could have thrown a Nike Jumpman shoe to show recruits how it’s done.

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  29. 81Dog
    June 10, 2021 at 4:25 PM

    “Throw me the shoe! I’m wide open!”

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  30. Hobnail_Boot
    June 10, 2021 at 6:13 PM

    Who wants to kiss my wife on the mouth?

    (Points) You do!

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