July 31, 2021 · 12:50 PM

Name that caption, WTF? edition

Oh my Gawd.

That’s so bad, I’m almost embarrassed for Mullen.  Almost.

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UPDATE:  Ted Lasso was more coordinated.

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63 responses to “Name that caption, WTF? edition”

  1. DawgFlan
    July 31, 2021 at 12:56 PM

    Y’all do your thing, I’ll do my signature move, Carlton Banks having a stroke.

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  2. KornDawg
    July 31, 2021 at 12:57 PM

    I’ve watched Moneyball a few times, this is a quote from the movie:
    “We’re all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children’s game, we just don’t… don’t know when that’s gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we’re all told.”
    Someone needs to tell Mullen that very, very soon. Actually, don’t tell him.

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  3. Scott Strickland
    July 31, 2021 at 1:00 PM

    Dan Dancin for dollars

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  4. Larry Morris
    July 31, 2021 at 1:02 PM

    The Portal Master ™️ showing off his recruiting moves alongside Saban, Smart, and other elite CFB programs.

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  5. frozendawg
    July 31, 2021 at 1:05 PM

    The real funny part of the whole clip was Dopey the Dipshit Clown realizing he’s going to look like a complete tool and trying desperately to fade into the background, unsuccessfully of course…I will give him props for not lip-syncing the lyrics, that might have gone over as well as a turd in the punch bowl

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  6. spur21
    July 31, 2021 at 1:06 PM

    I’m speechless absolutely speechless. But then again he continues to raise the bar for foolish bad moves. UF deserves this clown.

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  7. ZeroPOINTzero
    July 31, 2021 at 1:06 PM

    He never disappoints. I tried and failed to insert the Caddy shack gopher gif here.

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  8. 69Dawg
    July 31, 2021 at 1:08 PM

    Cringe worthy for sure.

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  9. theotherdoug
    July 31, 2021 at 1:20 PM

    Anybody still wonder why he can’t recruit?

    Liked by 7 people

  10. RangerRuss
    July 31, 2021 at 1:32 PM

    I got nothing…

    Liked by 2 people

  11. drunkenmonken
    July 31, 2021 at 1:45 PM

    That’s a D move, for sure.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. Texas Dawg
    July 31, 2021 at 1:58 PM

    That is one goofy MF

    Liked by 8 people

  13. originaluglydawg
    July 31, 2021 at 2:06 PM

    “Doctor my eyes, tell me what is wrong’
    Was I a fool to leave them open for so long?”
    Yes, yes you were.

    Liked by 3 people

  14. Salty Dawg
    July 31, 2021 at 2:30 PM

    He’s a real shit show.

    Liked by 2 people

  15. gotthepicture
    July 31, 2021 at 2:36 PM

    Ted Lasso owns Whiny Dan’s ass on the dance floor and just about everywhere else. Not even close.

    Liked by 6 people

  16. Illini84
    July 31, 2021 at 2:51 PM

    Steve Fuller was especially bad but SWEETNESS!! https://youtu.be/4otQ5C-ZZIc

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  17. Illini84
    July 31, 2021 at 2:52 PM

    When you just lost your wonderful dog Lasso hit home. “Earlier in the episode, Ted dealt with the dog situation by telling the press a story about his own encounter with a dog. “It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed can then become the same thing that can make you cry now knowing that you are gone,” he says. “These things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.” Everyone’s in a state of transition; whether it’s between people or the relationship to your body and the sport you play. What matters is how we use the past to move on.”

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    • 123 Fake St
      August 2, 2021 at 10:09 AM

      Watched two episodes on a plane last week. I’m thinking of getting Apple+ just for Ted Lasso. It really is well written, funny, and sweet. I have been using the term “Ussie “ ever since. 🤣

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      • Illini84
        August 2, 2021 at 3:40 PM

        “Greyhound” is pretty good, it’s pretty technical in that it’s mostly set on the bridge of a destroyer on convoy duty in the Atlantic. We just started “For All Mankind” and it looks good. “Mosquito Coast” sucks.

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  18. Hogbody Spradlin
    July 31, 2021 at 3:21 PM

    Holy Shit! He’s worse than Elaine in Seinfeld!

    Liked by 5 people

  19. prosticutor
    July 31, 2021 at 3:38 PM

    Cut my life into pieces
    This is my last resort.

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  20. Hobnail_Boot
    July 31, 2021 at 3:52 PM

    Give that man a 10-year extension.

    FTMF.

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  21. FlyingPeakDawg
    July 31, 2021 at 3:59 PM

    Seeing no alternative, the inventor of Tik Tok just killed himself.

    Liked by 5 people

  22. MillyDawg
    July 31, 2021 at 4:05 PM

    So awkward that it makes them miss the guy that spooned the shark.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. dudemankind
    July 31, 2021 at 4:35 PM

    Show me you are trying to stay cool without saying anything.

    Liked by 1 person

  25. uga97
    July 31, 2021 at 4:49 PM

    “Just Douche It”

    Liked by 5 people

  26. Down Island Way
    July 31, 2021 at 5:13 PM

    Bluto, you have the wrong header here…previous one fits just fine…”Whole lot of nothin’ “…

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  27. Faltering Memory
    July 31, 2021 at 6:37 PM

    Apologies to George Gershwin and all performers of this song:
    “I got rhyrm, I got music, I got my man
    Who could ask for anything more?

    Liked by 2 people

  28. RangerRuss
    July 31, 2021 at 8:04 PM

    I’m watching the Dawgs slap Auburn around in the 2017 SEC Championship game on the SEC channel. Scrolling at the bottom is the news that Nick Chubb just inked a deal with Cleveland for $36.6 million. $20 million guaranteed.
    I was thinking Nick will probably send Ron Courson a Christmas card. Hell, I think I’ll send Ron a card too. That’s a couple of DGDs.

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  29. winodawg
    July 31, 2021 at 9:15 PM

    Is Dan the only person on the planet who looks LESS douchey in a visor?

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  30. unionjackgin
    July 31, 2021 at 9:37 PM

    The Ted Lasso dance looks deceptively similar to the dance moves of Diondre Cole’s hype man. It’s almost as if they are the same person

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  31. Doug Gillett
    August 1, 2021 at 7:16 AM

    Ted Lasso had moves like Jagger. Dan Mullen has moves like Stephen Hawking.

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  32. Andy Brandon
    August 1, 2021 at 7:44 AM

    Lounge Lizard

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  33. wtm121
    August 1, 2021 at 7:52 AM

    The only thing missing is that annoying Tik Toc voice trying to describe what we’re seeing.

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  34. hassan
    August 1, 2021 at 9:04 AM

    The dude dances like there’s a stick up his portal.

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  35. Twistification
    August 1, 2021 at 9:10 AM

    That Ted Lasso video helps wash the taint of awkwardness off after watching portalmaster weaponize awkwardness to jort & mullett level heights.

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  36. Muttley
    August 1, 2021 at 9:22 AM

    Doin’ the Honkey Pokey.

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  37. waltergeiger
    August 1, 2021 at 10:18 AM

    can you say dork? i thought you could.

    Liked by 1 person

  38. archiecreek
    August 1, 2021 at 10:46 AM

    Per dan muLLLet…
    “I’ll dance,
    Y’all practice your shoe toss!”

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  39. archmartyr
    August 1, 2021 at 6:09 PM

    I don’t remember the characters name but the way Mullen is holding his fists reminds me of the nerd dude that came to the door in the movie The Big Lebowski

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