Name that caption, WTF? edition

Oh my Gawd.

That’s so bad, I’m almost embarrassed for Mullen.  Almost.

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UPDATE:  Ted Lasso was more coordinated.

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63 responses to “Name that caption, WTF? edition

  1. DawgFlan

    Y’all do your thing, I’ll do my signature move, Carlton Banks having a stroke.

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  2. KornDawg

    I’ve watched Moneyball a few times, this is a quote from the movie:
    “We’re all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children’s game, we just don’t… don’t know when that’s gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we’re all told.”
    Someone needs to tell Mullen that very, very soon. Actually, don’t tell him.

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  3. Scott Strickland

    Dan Dancin for dollars

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  4. Larry Morris

    The Portal Master ™️ showing off his recruiting moves alongside Saban, Smart, and other elite CFB programs.

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  5. The real funny part of the whole clip was Dopey the Dipshit Clown realizing he’s going to look like a complete tool and trying desperately to fade into the background, unsuccessfully of course…I will give him props for not lip-syncing the lyrics, that might have gone over as well as a turd in the punch bowl

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  6. spur21

    I’m speechless absolutely speechless. But then again he continues to raise the bar for foolish bad moves. UF deserves this clown.

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  7. ZeroPOINTzero

    He never disappoints. I tried and failed to insert the Caddy shack gopher gif here.

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  8. 69Dawg

    Cringe worthy for sure.

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  9. theotherdoug

    Anybody still wonder why he can’t recruit?

    Liked by 7 people

  10. RangerRuss

    I got nothing…

    Liked by 2 people

  11. drunkenmonken

    That’s a D move, for sure.

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  12. Texas Dawg

    That is one goofy MF

    Liked by 8 people

  13. originaluglydawg

    “Doctor my eyes, tell me what is wrong’
    Was I a fool to leave them open for so long?”
    Yes, yes you were.

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  14. Salty Dawg

    He’s a real shit show.

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  15. gotthepicture

    Ted Lasso owns Whiny Dan’s ass on the dance floor and just about everywhere else. Not even close.

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  16. Illini84

    Steve Fuller was especially bad but SWEETNESS!! https://youtu.be/4otQ5C-ZZIc

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  17. Illini84

    When you just lost your wonderful dog Lasso hit home. “Earlier in the episode, Ted dealt with the dog situation by telling the press a story about his own encounter with a dog. “It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed can then become the same thing that can make you cry now knowing that you are gone,” he says. “These things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.” Everyone’s in a state of transition; whether it’s between people or the relationship to your body and the sport you play. What matters is how we use the past to move on.”

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    • 123 Fake St

      Watched two episodes on a plane last week. I’m thinking of getting Apple+ just for Ted Lasso. It really is well written, funny, and sweet. I have been using the term “Ussie “ ever since. 🤣

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      • Illini84

        “Greyhound” is pretty good, it’s pretty technical in that it’s mostly set on the bridge of a destroyer on convoy duty in the Atlantic. We just started “For All Mankind” and it looks good. “Mosquito Coast” sucks.

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  18. Hogbody Spradlin

    Holy Shit! He’s worse than Elaine in Seinfeld!

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  19. prosticutor

    Cut my life into pieces
    This is my last resort.

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  20. Hobnail_Boot

    Give that man a 10-year extension.

    FTMF.

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  21. Seeing no alternative, the inventor of Tik Tok just killed himself.

    Liked by 5 people

  22. MillyDawg

    So awkward that it makes them miss the guy that spooned the shark.

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  23. Show me you are trying to stay cool without saying anything.

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  24. uga97

    “Just Douche It”

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  25. Down Island Way

    Bluto, you have the wrong header here…previous one fits just fine…”Whole lot of nothin’ “…

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  26. Faltering Memory

    Apologies to George Gershwin and all performers of this song:
    “I got rhyrm, I got music, I got my man
    Who could ask for anything more?

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  27. RangerRuss

    I’m watching the Dawgs slap Auburn around in the 2017 SEC Championship game on the SEC channel. Scrolling at the bottom is the news that Nick Chubb just inked a deal with Cleveland for $36.6 million. $20 million guaranteed.
    I was thinking Nick will probably send Ron Courson a Christmas card. Hell, I think I’ll send Ron a card too. That’s a couple of DGDs.

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  28. winodawg

    Is Dan the only person on the planet who looks LESS douchey in a visor?

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  29. unionjackgin

    The Ted Lasso dance looks deceptively similar to the dance moves of Diondre Cole’s hype man. It’s almost as if they are the same person

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  30. Ted Lasso had moves like Jagger. Dan Mullen has moves like Stephen Hawking.

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  31. Andy Brandon

    Lounge Lizard

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  32. wtm121

    The only thing missing is that annoying Tik Toc voice trying to describe what we’re seeing.

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  33. hassan

    The dude dances like there’s a stick up his portal.

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  34. That Ted Lasso video helps wash the taint of awkwardness off after watching portalmaster weaponize awkwardness to jort & mullett level heights.

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  35. Muttley

    Doin’ the Honkey Pokey.

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  36. waltergeiger

    can you say dork? i thought you could.

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  37. archiecreek

    Per dan muLLLet…
    “I’ll dance,
    Y’all practice your shoe toss!”

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  38. archmartyr

    I don’t remember the characters name but the way Mullen is holding his fists reminds me of the nerd dude that came to the door in the movie The Big Lebowski

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