Oh my Gawd.
That’s so bad, I’m almost embarrassed for Mullen. Almost.
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UPDATE: Ted Lasso was more coordinated.
Oh my Gawd.
Best caption gets a month free at Dawg Post. Compete. pic.twitter.com/tcvv5JmOUe
— DawgPost (@Dawg_Post) July 31, 2021
That’s so bad, I’m almost embarrassed for Mullen. Almost.
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UPDATE: Ted Lasso was more coordinated.
I laugh everytime I scroll across this Ted Lasso dance
— BIG DOG (@MoonOverlord) July 24, 2021
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“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
Y’all do your thing, I’ll do my signature move, Carlton Banks having a stroke.
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I’ve watched Moneyball a few times, this is a quote from the movie:
“We’re all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children’s game, we just don’t… don’t know when that’s gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we’re all told.”
Someone needs to tell Mullen that very, very soon. Actually, don’t tell him.
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Dan Dancin for dollars
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The Portal Master ™️ showing off his recruiting moves alongside Saban, Smart, and other elite CFB programs.
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The real funny part of the whole clip was Dopey the Dipshit Clown realizing he’s going to look like a complete tool and trying desperately to fade into the background, unsuccessfully of course…I will give him props for not lip-syncing the lyrics, that might have gone over as well as a turd in the punch bowl
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LOL!
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I’m speechless absolutely speechless. But then again he continues to raise the bar for foolish bad moves. UF deserves this clown.
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He never disappoints. I tried and failed to insert the Caddy shack gopher gif here.
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You were right, it’s pretty damn close.
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Cringe worthy for sure.
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Anybody still wonder why he can’t recruit?
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I got nothing…
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Yeah I do.
Fuck those motherfuckers.
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Had me worried, good save.
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😉
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Ranger…Where the fuck did you go for that 1 minute in time to snap back to reality…glad to have ya back, you Da Man…(don’t go to the micro-dot experience)…
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You got it pal. I don’t believe I could handle purple licorice, much less microdot. Never would do orange barrels either. Just that damn nasty color.
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The fucker is wearing pleated shorts….
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Grown men wearing pleated shorts should never dance…ever.
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Got Cowdog, GTP arbiter of frolic and fashion?
Absolutely gotdam right. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it.
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WTF, pray tell, is wrong with pleated shorts???????????????
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The pleats draw the eye to the waist and give an illusion of being wider. Once guys get a little bigger in the waist pleats make him look fatter.
Pleated shorts look good on men with narrower waists.
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Appearance aside, what’s wrong with pleated pants???
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The only thing I would advise adding to that video clip to improve it would be cross hairs…but then again no one ever accused me of being a Gene Shalit , thank the Lord
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That’s a D move, for sure.
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That is one goofy MF
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“Doctor my eyes, tell me what is wrong’
Was I a fool to leave them open for so long?”
Yes, yes you were.
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There’s some shit you just can’t un-see. #FTMF
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He’s a real shit show.
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Ted Lasso owns Whiny Dan’s ass on the dance floor and just about everywhere else. Not even close.
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Steve Fuller was especially bad but SWEETNESS!! https://youtu.be/4otQ5C-ZZIc
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When you just lost your wonderful dog Lasso hit home. “Earlier in the episode, Ted dealt with the dog situation by telling the press a story about his own encounter with a dog. “It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed can then become the same thing that can make you cry now knowing that you are gone,” he says. “These things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.” Everyone’s in a state of transition; whether it’s between people or the relationship to your body and the sport you play. What matters is how we use the past to move on.”
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Watched two episodes on a plane last week. I’m thinking of getting Apple+ just for Ted Lasso. It really is well written, funny, and sweet. I have been using the term “Ussie “ ever since. 🤣
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“Greyhound” is pretty good, it’s pretty technical in that it’s mostly set on the bridge of a destroyer on convoy duty in the Atlantic. We just started “For All Mankind” and it looks good. “Mosquito Coast” sucks.
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Holy Shit! He’s worse than Elaine in Seinfeld!
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Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort.
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Give that man a 10-year extension.
FTMF.
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Don’t forget Grantham!!!!!!
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Seeing no alternative, the inventor of Tik Tok just killed himself.
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So awkward that it makes them miss the guy that spooned the shark.
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgfycat.com%2Fdiscover%2Fcarl-reiner-gifs&psig=AOvVaw0zOgLM6Bjnu_CNfFawM6OX&ust=1627848587198000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCKCj29mOjvICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAO
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Show me you are trying to stay cool without saying anything.
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“Just Douche It”
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Bluto, you have the wrong header here…previous one fits just fine…”Whole lot of nothin’ “…
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Apologies to George Gershwin and all performers of this song:
“I got rhyrm, I got music, I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?
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I’m watching the Dawgs slap Auburn around in the 2017 SEC Championship game on the SEC channel. Scrolling at the bottom is the news that Nick Chubb just inked a deal with Cleveland for $36.6 million. $20 million guaranteed.
I was thinking Nick will probably send Ron Courson a Christmas card. Hell, I think I’ll send Ron a card too. That’s a couple of DGDs.
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Saw that too, so happy for Mr. Chubb. Also hoping that Gurley hangs on for a while.
I’m smoking a butt all night tonight, gon be a long one. My sheets and pillow will smell wonderful for a week now! Yippee.
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I’m smoking a blunt all night long.
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Saw that about Mr. Chubb…damn fine Dawg, and damn fine human being…I hope he has a long and storied career
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Gotta pay for that Hops Farm
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Is Dan the only person on the planet who looks LESS douchey in a visor?
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The Ted Lasso dance looks deceptively similar to the dance moves of Diondre Cole’s hype man. It’s almost as if they are the same person
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Ted Lasso had moves like Jagger. Dan Mullen has moves like Stephen Hawking.
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I thought you were going moves like Jagoff …
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Lounge Lizard
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Lounge ditch lizard!!
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The only thing missing is that annoying Tik Toc voice trying to describe what we’re seeing.
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The dude dances like there’s a stick up his portal.
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That Ted Lasso video helps wash the taint of awkwardness off after watching portalmaster weaponize awkwardness to jort & mullett level heights.
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Doin’ the Honkey Pokey.
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can you say dork? i thought you could.
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Per dan muLLLet…
“I’ll dance,
Y’all practice your shoe toss!”
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I don’t remember the characters name but the way Mullen is holding his fists reminds me of the nerd dude that came to the door in the movie The Big Lebowski
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