Your Daily Gator has some ‘splaining to do.

Swamp247 is a target rich environment this morning.  Here’s a dude who wants Gator Nation to know why they should be happy about the state of Florida’s recruiting:

I just… can’t.

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44 responses to “Your Daily Gator has some ‘splaining to do.

  1. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)

    When Elaine dances better than you, you have real problems in life. Oh, and fuck that motherfucker! 😂

    Sweet fancy Moses, indeed!

    Liked by 8 people

  2. SoCalDawg

    We say it all the time, and it still doesn’t get expressed enough. . .they’ve turned into the former us. How many of these near exact same rationalizations were posted on dawgvent during SOS & Crumblin’ Urb’s tenures? More than I can count. I really never thought this day would come. So glorious. FTMF.

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    • originaluglydawg

      No, no no!
      We have NEVER been as f’d up as the idiot that wrote that moronic diatribe.

      Liked by 6 people

      • dawg100

        Oh God, you’ve joined in Kirby’s “delusion” too. The fish stinks from the head first, you know!!

        Come on man, join the fun side (you know, like that barrel of laughs, Urban Meyer).

        Gators football (Est 1991).

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  3. HirsuteDawg

    Shit

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Got Cowdog

    How can you not?
    This is…Pitiful. I bet this poor bastard has a hand decorated bolster pillow named “Dan” he snuggles up to every night. Somebody probably ought to warn his mom to go take away his belt and shoelaces about mid-third this season.
    #FTMF

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    • rugbydawg79

      I have a feeling the wheels might be rolling off before we get them.

      Liked by 3 people

      • ericstrattonrushchairmandamngladtomeetyou

        I see two losses (Bama, LSU) and possibly a third (UK) before we play them. If we hang the 4th loss on them, and particularly if Mizzou beats them later, Dancin’ Dan will be in deep trouble.

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    • RangerRuss

      “take away his belt and shoelaces”. Naw man. I’m a believer in allowing Darwin’s theory to transpire. Hell, I have an old Iver Johnson .38 with duct taped handles I’d cheerfully donate to ensure this asshole doesn’t breed. I’m not asking for that wheel gun back if they promise to allow it to circulate amongst the gaytard faithful.
      They’ll have to buy their own ammo though. That shit is priced outrageously these days.

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  5. KornDawg

    Kirby lives rent free in the heads of these idiots. .

    Liked by 3 people

  6. NotMyCrossToBear

    Mullen sure is fun, and the kids love it:

    Liked by 6 people

  7. Gaskilldawg

    Saban owns Smart so Mullen is better than Smart? Yeah, because Mullen has beaten Saban so many more times.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL. Even the other Gator posters on the board aren’t buying that. And when even a diehard Gator is like “Bitch, you crazy”…bitch, you crazy.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. spur21

    When you have to try to be cool you ain’t cool and you just suck.

    Liked by 3 people

  10. stoopnagle

    4 weeks to go. Beat Clemson.

    Liked by 3 people

  11. RangerRuss

    Your 2021 FU valedictorian, ladies and gentlemen, MostHated352.
    Fuck those motherfuckers.

    Liked by 7 people

    • Down Island Way

      Have never read anything more compelling from an FU supporter that has the pulse of two sec programs going in opposite directions…this individual is obviously from the jort wearing portion of the hogtown population that loves plain old, just fucking bad videos of the FU hc available on line to be viewed over and over and who specializes in expressing their individual shortcomings with no adult supervision what so ever concerning the “send” button…that GAP is wide fucking open 365, 24/7…#FTMF

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  12. Spell Dawg

    For those of us on the wrong side of 50, but still trying to stay kinda up on kids these days, here’s the song/video. See if you can handle 20 seconds of it and hope no one walks through the room while it’s on.

    I was thinking they were saying “sweat” but it’s “jwett” (“game” in Haitian creole). Learn something new every day…

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  13. Mosthated352 can eat the corn out of my shit…I take it that would be more vegetables than this shit eater normally gets…you know what else stinks from the head down, you rhino taint licker? A fucking curb stomped Gator being sodomized by a Bulldawg…you jort wearing, Hogtown syphilis lipped, clueless excuse for dick drippage…oh and bless your heart, Mosthated352

    FTMF

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  14. Hogbody Spradlin

    Well there you have it. Sherlock Holmes envies the irrefutable logic of Mosthated352. QED. Game,Set,Match Gators!

    Liked by 1 person

  15. californiadawg

    Skull fuck those motherfuckers. Mullen has been a head coach for longer and yet is 1-3 against Kirby. He’s also never come close to a National Championship. Even during our down years we were never this delusional (were we?)

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  16. MudCat's Mechanic

    Not gonna lie, those are my go to dance moves, being an old white guy myself.

    Liked by 4 people

  17. GruvenDawg

    Dude has always been a clown

    Liked by 1 person

  18. wts1976

    I’m sure the florida fans would turn down a stiff, glum too serious nick saban as well.

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