The coolest cat in the SEC

At least Dan Mullen would like to think he is.

Hard to believe every other coach in the country isn’t breathing his dust on the recruiting trail.


UPDATE:  Jeez, Mullen’s reaction to the news about Texas and Oklahoma jumping ship ($$) is too perfect not to share.

I was at our lake house. I was surfing or doing something, hanging out there, and I saw some report.


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33 responses to “The coolest cat in the SEC

  1. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    i hope he never leaves

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  2. 81Dog


    Now that’s just sad, and weird. Bless his heart.

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    • Down Island Way

      The FU hc can think that, speak in tongues about this, do little foot movements with FU student athletes, even be the master of the transport port-o-let…he wants to be all that and more but when you peel away the layers, he just a corch wanna be onion head living in a hogtown that has a past list of assholes that resided there…#FTMF

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  3. mwodieseldawg

    Listen to the song “Pretty fly for a white guy” and he is the subject.

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    • 81Dog

      Malibu’s Most Wanted: Gainesville Edition

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    • RangerRuss

      “and he’s not quite hip
      but in his own mind
      he’s the, he’s the dopest trip”
      DammitDieselD! Steel on target.
      I had to listen to it again because I damn sure didn’t know the words. The real embarrassment is the Dawgs lost to that wannabe.

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  4. Shewdawg

    Kids see through that shit. Most do, anyway.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. akascuba

    For all Georgia fans every time your feelin a little down just think about the time your team did not hire Dan Mullen and FU did.

    Liked by 8 people

  6. Hogbody Spradlin

    He’s so . . . square! A Poindexter!


  7. I’m starting to think Mullen is Dopey and Goofy put together:

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  8. NotMyCrossToBear

    I’ll bet that fucker has a permanently reserved table at Applebee’s in Gainesville.

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    • W Cobb Dawg

      Bruh, he’s rarely in Gainesville, he’s at Lake Oconee all the time.

      Heckuva long commute if you ask me, but who am I to question his genius.


  9. David D

    There must have been a tropical cyclone blowing across that lake where his house is located if he was doing any “surfing.” What a lyin’ sack of shit.


    • HirsuteDawg

      Bruh, I surf Lake Oconee all the time. Crappy pols on both sides of the board, dude. Cool man.


    • originaluglydawg

      “Wake Surfing” behind “Wake Boats”..which are boats that may be altered or purposely designed to leave a huge wake, is a thing among wealthy lake house owners. It’s dangerous as hell to smaller boats and has caused at least one death (West Point lake) in Georgia. The heavy wake causes dock damage, bank erosion etc. You are in trouble if you’re in a kayak or canoe or even a small jonboat when one of these cruises near you. And pity the soul trying to fish from the shoreline or bank. I’m not surprised that sideshow does this.

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      • originaluglydawg

        And I shouldn’t have said “wealthy lake house owners”…that just happens to describe the couple of wakers that I am familiar with. It could be anyone and all lake house owners aren’t inconsiderate. Sorry ’bout that.

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      • Morris Day

        As a homeowner on Lake Blackshear, I can confirm that ugly is 100% correct. I loathe wake boats. In my experience, it’s usually teens in a $70-100k boat that daddy bought. Even if they’re not towing someone, these douchebags still cruise the lake with the bladders full, throwing off massive wake. I wish for all wake boats to sink.

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        • Tony BarnFart

          I freely admit that I could not catch the wake the only time I attempted wakesurfing, but I still don’t get the appeal to those folks who do it all day long. They buy these insanely expensive boats, and all anybody does is cruise at 14mph while folks surf. No wakeboarding, no skiing, it’s like that doesn’t even exist anymore.


  10. Ace Harris

    He’s still not as cool as his bride kissing all the players as they are (going or coming, I forget) off the field. I hope it is going so that she only gets cologne one her lips instead of dirt, sweat and blood!


  11. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2024)

    Kirby goes to his lake house during the recruiting dead period.

    Cousin Eddie goes to his lake house during prime recruiting time.

    Yep. It’s a mystery why Sideshow Dan the Clown is such a crap recruiter. 🤔


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  12. Dawg19

    Mullen on the recruiting trail…


  13. 123 Fake St

    Dan visits Little Havana….
    Alexa, play Despacito.


  14. Comin' Down The Track


  15. uga97

    Sankey appreciates the support & acknowledgement of over a yeaTermination. hardwork, pulling in a school with the largest athletic endowment in the country, wrecking the b12, & blowing up the Longhorn Network all while putting serious coin in FUs pocket. Here’s hoping FU blows it all on his termination.