Daily Archives: August 25, 2021

One small step for fan

Take your victories where can get them, peeps.



Filed under Georgia Football

Dear Idiots,

You’ve got to hand it to the Alliance geniuses.  One day in, and they’re already making enemies.

Maybe all the PR bullshit wasn’t such a good idea, eh?

Meanwhile, Greg Sankey’s all “if you don’t hang out with the other mean kids, you can’t violate antitrust law”.

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Filed under ACC Football, Big Ten Football, Pac-12 Football, See You In Court

Marc Weiszer’s six predictions

Good fodder for discussion:

  1. One-loss Bulldogs

  2. Expect more movement on the offensive line

  3. Tight ends will be fed

  4. The team scoring record will be set

  5. Georgia’s freshmen will make presence felt

  6. JT Daniels big prize at end of season is more likely to be …. Leading Georgia to a national title than being a Heisman Trophy finalist.

And my thoughts about those:

  1. Likely.  Barring injuries, that schedule makes it hard to find two regular season losses.
  2. Agreed.  I still think it’s better than even odds Salyer finishes 2021 playing inside on the line.
  3. I’ll believe it when I see it.  I want to believe, though.
  4. Really, given the way offenses have evolved since 2014 and the level of talent Monken has at his disposal, it’s time.
  5. Somebody does every season, so who will it be in 2021?
  6. I can live with that, and I expect JT can, too.  Although I have to say if Georgia’s playing for a natty, it’s hard to see how Daniels isn’t at least invited to New York.

Your thoughts?


Filed under Georgia Football

You’re not in Baton Rouge anymore, Toto.

I sure hope they know what they’re doing.  Plan accordingly.


Filed under Georgia Football, The Body Is A Temple

Do you remember Bowlsby?

Yeah, the Big 12 got a resounding vote of confidence yesterday.

On the one hand, Phillips said this about the Big 12: “We want and need the Big 12 to do well. The Big 12 matters in college athletics. The Big 12 matters in Power 5 athletics, and our FBS group. And so I can just tell you that we’ll be watching what occurs here.”

So why not include the Big 12 as part of this new alliance?

“At the time that we got together, there was great instability,” Phillips said. “Is the Big 12 going to be together? Are they going to join another conference? Are they going to lose members? What is the end game? And I think the three of us felt like we had stability in our leagues. And that is what the enterprise, I think, would benefit most [from].”

Might want to start work on updating that resume, Bob.


Filed under Big 12 Football

Whole lotta nothin’

I’m not sure who thought it was a good idea for the commissioners of the ACC, Big Ten and Pac-12 to meet the press yesterday, because to say the end result was underwhelming is probably selling that term short.  For all the highfalutin jabbering, this would have sufficed instead.

That’s it.  That’s the Alliance (or ‘Alliance’, if you’re Dan Wetzel).

It was a presser that was longer on motive than substance.

“I wouldn’t say this is a reaction to Texas and Oklahoma joining the SEC,” Warren said, “but I think to be totally candid, you have to evaluate what’s going on in the landscape of college athletics. … This is a year for seismic shifts, and I think it’s really important to make sure that you are aware of all these different things going on, and make sure that from our individual conferences that we do all we can to make sure we protect our conferences and build strong relationships to make sure that we protect our student-athletes.”

When they say it’s not about the SEC, it’s about the SEC.  When they say it’s about doing it for the kids, it’s about the SEC.

It’s not a coincidence that trust became a key talking point among these three commissioners. The lack of trust that followed Texas and Oklahoma’s decision to join the SEC was the springboard for creating this alliance, and it’s the underlying reason why other leagues are not currently involved. Kliavkoff even joked that the information surrounding the the 12-team playoff expansion hasn’t changed since the idea was first floated, but “who knows about it has changed” — a not-so-subtle dig at SEC commissioner Greg Sankey, who helped design the format while also negotiating with Oklahoma and Texas.

Maybe they think peer pressure will get Sankey to reverse his expansion decision.

So where does this go?  Beats me.  I doubt the three commissioners and their 41 schools have the first clue.

But the bigger reason for the “gentleman’s agreement” is that no one really wants this to be formal. For one, the Alston case is at the forefront of everyone’s minds, and three conferences colluding on the future of the NCAA in any official capacity would be a big red flag with antitrust litigation looming. Moreover, there are 41 schools involved here, and putting any formal language together would likely create some dissent. If there’s no concrete language beyond a general agreement to keep talking, the support is unanimous. Once specific language is on a page and signatures get attached, the potential for blowback ratchets up a lot.

Is conference expansion off the table?  For the next fifteen minutes, anyway.  But let’s not forget we’re watching the Big Ten, which took Maryland off the ACC’s hands in its last round of expansion, singing in the kumbaya chorus.  I doubt these guys really trust each other that deeply; they just trust each other a little more than Greg Sankey.  Is it better to be trusted than feared?  Ask again after the next round of broadcast deals comes to light.

What about the 12-team playoff?

The most telling comment about the playoff came in a Zoom call the three commissioners had with ESPN after their news conference. “I think that people are really focused on being thoughtful, and very methodical in this issue,” Warren said. “So I know from where the Big Ten stands from is we’re still gathering information. We will be prepared by the time we walk into that meeting on Sept. 28. But I don’t think where we are with the turbulence that exists in college athletics. You know, anything as we go forward will be a rubber stamp, I think everyone is going to look through their decision-making process through critical eyes.”

“There still are some unanswered questions there,” Phillips said. “And that’s why I don’t think anybody could definitively say, ‘Hey, we’re ready to vote yes or no on it.'”

Translation:  fuck you, Sankey and ESPN, but, yeah, we’d like the money, anyway.


As Phillips said, “We are bullish on scheduling, as it will elevate the national profile of all of our teams by playing from coast to coast, with college fans across the country as the beneficiaries.” But as for a timeline … nobody was going there just yet. The truth is, we are going to have to potentially wait years for that to happen. First, all three commissioners were clear they are not going to tear up existing scheduling agreements. Because of the way nonconference scheduling is done, many schools are locked into games through at least the next five years.

“This is not about getting out of contracts and blowing anything up,” Big Ten commissioner Kevin Warren said. “This is about honoring those existing contracts, but also building relationships between these three like-minded conferences, as we look forward from a scheduling standpoint to see if there’s opportunity to build unique games that will come together.

“We’re really at the beginning stages of this.”

The delicious part of this is that they’re clearly jockeying for a more attractive slate of games to sell to their broadcast partners, but, for example, the Pac-12 would have to convince ESPN that it’s a benefit to reduce the conference schedule by a game.

“To move to fewer games sooner than three years, we need to have partnership with ESPN and Fox to do that,” Kliavkoff said, “although I think there’s a compelling argument that the games we could replace those with if they were in the alliance would be very compelling and worth making that move sooner. We’ll work through that with our media partners and our alliance partners.”

If you think it’s going to be a little awkward to ask the same folks you’re crapping on in a very public way to ignore that and do you a large in the next minute… well, it’s not any more awkward than the ACC’s situation, which involves an exclusive deal with Mickey for the next fifteen years.

As I’ve said for a while, the issue isn’t that ESPN has just now made itself too big to be good for the sport.  It’s that they burrowed insidiously into the sport years ago and the Clampetts are coming to the realization — the late realization — that their options are restricted.

There is the spite, though.

And in the end this was all about trying to upset the SEC, which is persona non grata after adding Oklahoma and Texas, which is what the other three leagues wish they could have done.

Maybe they should go all in on this and take a pro wrestling approach to this whole Alliance vs. SEC thing.  It’s bound to be less of a bore than what they said yesterday.


Filed under ACC Football, Big Ten Football, Pac-12 Football, SEC Football

The Dawg porn, she keeps coming.

Let this one marinade for a while.

Nagy’s a Michigan alum, by the way, so he’s not coming at you with red and black vibes.


Filed under Georgia Football

Musical palate cleanser, what a drag it is getting old edition

Sigh.  I can tell it’s gonna take a while to get over this.

Honestly, I thought briefly of posting the entire Stones catalog as today’s MPC.  Hell, there isn’t a song of theirs that you can’t point to Charlie’s skill on — this morning’s NPR obit played a short instrumental clip from “Gimme Shelter” as if to prove that exact point — but, yeah, that might be a tad excessive.  So, I’ll rein it in a bit.

If there’s ever a Stones song that makes me play air drums, it’s “Rocks Off”, from Exile.  Listen to the way Watts announces his presence three seconds in and then proceeds to lay it down and drive the song along.

I love that fill after “I was making love last night…”, but what really kills is how he steps back in after the druggy “It’s all mesmerized, all that inside me” to propel Mick’s “The sunshine bores the daylights out of me”.  It’s as if he gave the band a chance to catch their collective breaths, and then bam!, off to the races again.  But it’s never out of control because Charlie never did out of control.

I suppose all roads lead back to the quintessential “Honky Tonk Women” and there, for me, after the combination of Mick’s sleazy strutting, the guitars, the absolutely wonderful horn play, it all comes together at the end with a perfect conclusion from Charlie.

That whap! whap! whap! at the end is the exclamation point to Mick’s “Whooo!”  There’s no other way it could have finished.

I’ll leave you with a live version of “All Down The Line”, from Martin Scorsese’s Shine a Light.  It’s a jaw dropping exercise from a man in his sixties.


You can use this video to nerd out on Charlie’s legendarily spartan Gretsch drum kit or his mythological technique: the grip changes, the snare hits closer to the logo than the center, or Steve Albini’s observation that Charlie never hits the snare and the high hat at the same time, which “moves the focus away from the pulse and onto the gait of his playing.” (Steve is unverified, but he starts out by describing Charlie as “the only good thing about the Rolling Stones,” so it’s him.) Or you can thrill to the fleeting and blurry antics of Mick and Keith, who peacock in and out of the frame, first-name-basis pantheon rock stars who nonetheless clearly defer to their far more stoic pantheon rock star drummer. “Charlie Watts has always been the bed that I lie on musically,” Keith notes in his 2010 memoir Life, reviewing 1963 diary entries in which he marvels as his outlandishly stylish new drummer morphs from a Jazz Guy to a Rock ’n’ Roll Guy who still swings with the magnificent swagger of a Jazz Guy.

Or you could just watch the boys blaze through all five minutes of “All Down the Line” and marvel that Charlie himself, comically regal and already long past retirement age in the late 2000s, is never out of breath, even if he allows himself one puffed-cheek sigh when the song’s over, which might be the only time I’ve ever seen him acknowledge the Herculean effort of anything he’s ever done.



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