Maybe for you, buddy. I’ve got the feeling it’ll carry plenty of meaning for about forty thousand barking fans.
Maybe for you, buddy. I’ve got the feeling it’ll carry plenty of meaning for about forty thousand barking fans.
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“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
Oh indeed. The storylines coming in to that weekend write themselves. Will Florida score? Will Mullen’s 4th loss send him packing before November? Is Mullen still the second best coach in the SEC? So many questions asked and answered.
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Their AD from MSU is used to 8-4 or 9-3 as being successful seasons. It must be true Corch Mullen said so.
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Is Mullen their Ray Goff? Waiting for Kirby to say, after a W in Jax, “all the experts say Florida develops players, and Georgia doesn’t develop anyone, and then we play, and we have guys like Jordan Davis and McConkey and Stetson and Dan Jackson, and we win. I don’t know how that happens.”
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Saw a Gator thread on twitter that said he was their Mark Richt, and lots of UGA fans jumped in there with , “buddy, you wish…”
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9-3, maybe 10-2…”everyone’s ceiling in the SEC that isn’t named alabama or georgia.”
I remember what that reality feels like. FTMF
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Many many years.
Thanks, Kirbs. Go Dawgs!
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Maybe Corch will be available soon for the Gators. https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3386876/it-would-appear-that-urban-meyer-isnt-taking-his-0-4-start-too-hard
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Guys, I can’t imagine there’s a topic I’ll introduce here that makes for a natural lead in to Urban Meyer’s sex life.
Let’s not go there, aight?
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Apologies, Senator.
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Understood. Urban just brings out the worst in all of us
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Gator tears will always be the sweetest.
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The cocktail-party will be meaningless for the first time since 2017…a quote from FU fan base, 2021 WLOCP just may be considered a home game for UGA football this year…do not want a change in the FU coaching staff, this season might bring some heat to the FU hc and their staff…#FTMF
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The big leap forward was that year they lost four games. LOL. FTMF
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Checked the forecast for Jacksonville, 100% chance of PAIN.
FTMF
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Nothing would do my heart so good as seeing Darnell obliterate Brenton Cox to spring a big run. Throw the ball with under minutes left in the 4th while up 42. Usher in a new era of pants-shitting for the locals every time they have to cross that bridge and see the stadium on the horizon.
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Which brings me to another point. How I wish UGA would have scored after Auburn called that time-out with seconds on the clock.
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Losing has cured him of his addiction. Looking forward to helping them stay on the wagon after WLOCP. We are gonna do the lord’s work.
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Maybe they will all sell their tickets to the cocktail party and we can have he entire stadium in red and black.
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What fun would THAT be?? No Bags to bash?? Nahhhhhh!!!
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I like the optimist in the thread: “Auburn beats Georgia then everything changes just that fast.” It’s just that simple.
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I love it. They still have LSU to play in BR but instead of watching they’ll be glued to their phones waiting, hoping for Auburn or Kentucky to do them a solid. And as those games come and go, they’ll have to sit in their stucco houses on Oct 23rd just knowing that we are resting up and rewatching last year’s film. They’ll wonder how long is too long to wait to offload their tickets. “Nah, man, can’t make it over this year. Wife wants to use the day to pick a new paint color for the kitchen. You know how it is.” Halloween decorations will still be in the yard and already they will be wondering how else they can use their November weekends. “Maybe,” they will think, “this isn’t so bad. Maybe I will spend more time with the kids now.” All the while, they shove the little blue and orange shirts and cheerleading outfits to the back of the closet. They take one last look at that toothy saurian visage and mutter to themselves, “FTMF.”
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That was poetic. Well done. They richly deserve this.
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/wipes a tear from his eye
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He’s not wrong…barn has to go down.
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Bless their hearts.
Their delusion was slated to be crushed in the WLOCP, but Kentucky beat UGA to it.
Not Alabama (the afterglow of the greatest loss on Earth, ever), not Georgia, not LSU, but Kentucky crushed their delusion and struck them with reality.
It’s hard to claim a moral victory after a loss to Kentucky.
But they’ve got the better half of a month to recover and polish their turd.
The only question for Kirby is:
“How bad must the beatdown be to keep them from declaring a moral victory?”
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The UK field goal block for a TD is second only to the INT return in the Clemson game as my favorite play of the year
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What I don’t understand about Florida fans is why the LSU loss didn’t piss them off more. Were I, God forbid, a Florida fan, I would have been as livid about that game as I was the Georgia loss to Florida in 2014.
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I think they’re just stupid, biggus.
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print out that post, put it through a shredder, heat up the shreds in a spoon and inject it directly into my veins
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Florida is now 3-5 in their last 8 games, including 1-5 vs. their last P5 opponents. Last year was the year where all the stars aligned for them, and yet they lost 4 games anyway. Of course, for some bizaare reason, Mullen continues to get love from the media, and was even awarded this at the end of last year: https://gatorswire.usatoday.com/2021/01/05/florida-gators-football-dan-mullen-pff-coach-of-the-year/
This is the year many of us pointed to Dan’s recruiting prowless, or lackthereof, would lead to his decline, so none of this is a surprise to most of us. I’m sure his defenders will continue to make excuses for him, including pointing out that he’s struggling due to a lack of talent (as if that is out of his control). Either way, IMO UF will be making a coaching change by the end of next year at the latest, possibly sooner.
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How long did Kevin Sumlin ride Johnny Football and his lone 2012 luck-out against Bama?
A loooooong time
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My scenario… Dan gets canned and the Lane train slides over to UF? He finds a competent DC and starts to turn around the turds.
But I ain’t skeered cuz we gots Kirby. I’d rather the Laner take the lsu job when grovel grovel coach gets canned.
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If Lane Train ever comes to Gainsville, get your popcorn ready.
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Post of the day…nicely done
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Maybe the Portal Master needs to be in a Dr. Pepper commercial.
“Oooooh, look what the Portal Master is conjuring now! Wait for a it… wait for it…” (smoke and lights)
(audience groans) “A loss to Kentucky?! Again?!”
“Here, have a Dr. Pepper.”
“I think I need something stronger.”
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This header from one of the threads on SWAMP 24/7 pretty much sums up where #FTMF program is (and I could not be happier)
“Maybe Dan Mullen is the right guy and our expectations are off”
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Oh yeah, here is the post that goes with that header. Guaranteed to make any DAWG fan smile
“Maybe UF is a 9-3 type program… and that’s ok. We do not have the will to win as an institution. We are a has been, like Nebraska, but the talent we have access to will allow us to never truly bottom out like them. We should all adjust our expectations downwards and be happy when we achieve a double digit win season and be grateful for what we have. Work life balance in the US is abysmal, kudos to Mullen for finding a job that allows him to take 8 weeks of vacation a year.
God hasn’t smiled upon the Gators for a long time and we need to come to terms with that reality.”
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Fuck those motherfuckers!!!
You love to see it!
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I say extend his contract again. Not many coaches get compared to Bill Belichick on the way to losing to Kentucky. I wonder if that announcer became aware of his own stupidity as the game ended. Probably not. Hard to be a critical thinker working for Disney.
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It wasn’t Orlovsky.
That other guy was an idiot. He kept praising MuLLen when they were losing. What is the obsession with MuLLen?
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I’m so glad Mullan is such a great talent developer.
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Well, shit.
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Happens to me all the time.
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Late last week I posted a caffeine induced rant about not giving a flying flip what those jort wearing a-holes wrote, well GTP, I am a big enough dude to admit that I was wrong…since Saturday evening, while still sober enough to see straight, I have been riveted by Swamp Shit 24/7…their metaphorical suicide watch is a thing of beauty…who knew the gator tears and lamenting of misguided middle aged losers, with their Cheeto stained sausage fingers typing frantically, who knew that lift my soul to soaring new heights.
When my beloved alma mater wins so convincingly and my most hated rival loses to UK…it’s a level of fan nirvana I don’t get to experience nearly enough.
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Oh, and FTMS today and for always
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Man..that was a good read!
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Who is this new mellow fozendawg? We need you to slam a couple of large coffee’s followed by a couple of espressos and get back to the keyboard. Those caffeine induced rants are the stuff of legend and brighten the day for every true DAWG. You’re able to express what we all feel. We’ll be expecting a pre AWBARN one on Friday.
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Truth. FD, your comment about the cleft palate canine the other day made my fruity rum drink come
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…out my nose.
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Boys, that is high praise and it’s greatly received…I love reading what you guys post, and any time Uncle Got can make a fruity drink come, we’ll that’s straight out of the Miss Brandee’s employee handbook
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If I see a rainbow flag in Brandee’s? I’m burning the place down. Fruity drinks is bad enough. But COME on fellas.
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The Roof, the roof, the roof is on fire 🔥
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fd,
Please don’t forget the icing on the cake of success GT lost again. Enjoying a tech lose on the same weekend FU loses will never get old.
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Yes Lawd!
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Scrolling down, The Caw’s comment, “This programs (sic) recruiting is such a joke al (sic) they care about us (sic) being a top university. Maybe just drop football altogether.”
It was Mikey Adams’ wet dream for us to be “the UVA of the South”…my, how the turntables.
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I love to see it, but let’s not get too full of ourselves. Enjoy it, but remember that Ka is a wheel — its one purpose is to turn.
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“7 points”. Is that how close Mullen & UF is to Kentucky’s program? LMFHO
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To be fair, the cocktail party has been meaningless for them since 2012, they just didn’t realize it. An East championship doesn’t mean shit if you have no chance in Atlanta. They haven’t had one since Meyer left. They had one good (if hard to watch) Muschamp team in 2012. Aside from that, no team has been remotely close to good enough to do anything significant since their coach faked a heart attack so he could move to Ohio, of all places. I don’t care how good a job you have; Ohio is a truly awful place.
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Has anyone started taking odds on when his “health” will start to be a problem in Jax. After the video surfaced of him in the bar with the blonde, I suspect it will not be that long. (make sure to scroll down to the video-priceless)
https://nypost.com/2021/10/04/urban-meyer-partying-video-goes-viral-after-jaguars-loss/
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Lol Meyer did stage the gurney call, but then FU didn’t release him, and instead blackmailed his ass to coach 1 more mediocre year. Bwahahaha!
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Just wait. Mullen will eventually beat some unranked teams and cover the spread against a ranked opponent and all faith in Mullen will be restored.
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Just remember, you can spell Mullen without 2 L’s (This will become null and void after 10/30 when we have to figure out what to do with the 3rd L)
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Mulllen
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MuLLLen
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Florida used to be stacked with thorobreds. These days, well, you can’t spell mule without the letters in mullens name. So..aw, forget it.
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There’s always the portal Amazonian.
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