Name that caption, Auburn men edition

Bruce Pearl Cam Newton Auburn Tigers

No matter what happens to me in the future, they’ll never be able to take away the experience I had Saturday of sharing the same stadium with topless Bruce Pearl (ew) and Cam Newton.

Have at it in the comments.

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57 responses to “Name that caption, Auburn men edition

  1. 2 scammers meet up in a student section

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  2. Hogbody Spradlin

    Cam Newton, denied the NFL glory rightfully his, returns to the scene of his triumph.

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  3. iusedtopostasmikecooley

    Auburn reminds me of that skit Dave Chapelle did one time about what it would be like if the internet was a physical location.

    Liked by 8 people

  4. My experience this weekend was I walked on a plane in Jackson Hole yesterday and saw a guy in Georgia gear. So I said “GO DAWGS!” You know, how you do. My wife went to Auburn. She walked back to the staff and told them I was drunk. I’m still in Jackson Hole. My wife is in Atlanta. I wish this were fiction. Alas, no.

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  5. gotthepicture

    Topless Bruce Pearl worked out about as well as you thought it would… kinda similar to Auburn’s chances.

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    • I’m a forty-five year old man who got tossed off a plane by my Auburn wife for saying “GO DAWGS!!” cheese and crackers can I get some love here?!

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      • Gaskilldawg

        Love you man, don’t let that stop you from yelling “GO DAWGS” whenever you’re heart desires.

        Liked by 6 people

      • RangerRuss

        Rabe76, I feel ya, man. I just don’t know what to say. It’s either the funniest practical joke I can recall a wife pulling on her husband or the dirtiest trick I’ve seen in awhile; I’ve seen some gnarly ones. It simply depends on ya’ll’s relationship.
        I will say piss on any airline that would boot you for that sorry excuse. Also, my wife would be advised to check her pocketbook and vehicle before she went out in public if she pulled that shit on me.

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      • Your saying the airlines won’t let you fly if you’re drunk? Wow, times sure have changed since I got on that early morning flight from ATL to NOLA on Jan 1, 1981.

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      • gotthepicture

        Plan A: Seeking.com
        “JJLove14
        21 • Female • Jackson, Wyoming, United States
        Looking for a sweet guy”

        Plan B: “Blondebby
        24 • Female • Teton County, Wyoming, United States
        I’m so glad I met you”

        Plan C: Take your wife on a trip to Asheville or Charleston, as a way to say “I’m sorry”… Make her walk back.

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  6. It’s surprisingly offseason for one person in that picture.

    The combo of being a former Gator and Tiger makes $Cam the biggest, douchiest athlete of all times.

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  7. MudCat's Mechanic

    That sums up awbarn in one picture. No other words needed. I like driving in my truck….

    Liked by 5 people

  8. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    the barn just oozes class and dignity and integrity

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Gaskilldawg

    Not a comment but a question. When did each bail on the game?

    Liked by 4 people

  10. armydawg

    Freaky and Deaky.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. RangerRuss

    A couple of infamous scumbag muthafukas. Those two are consummate representatives of Auburn and their fanbase. Trash of the lowest type.

    Liked by 3 people

  12. timberridgedawg

    Auburn Village People performing UCLA
    “Upper Corner of Lower Alabama”

    Liked by 3 people

  13. moe pritchett

    I would have sworn that was Will Smith and Jeffrey Epstein.
    Gotta stop getting my glasses at the Diolla Store

    Liked by 4 people

  14. chucktowndawg

    It’s fun to stay at the YMCA

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  15. Ran A

    I thought Morris Day had teleported himself from 1984 and was going to break out into “The Bird”….

    As for Bruce….

    “Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son”

    Dean Wormer
    Animal House

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  16. “Are you not entertained?”

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  17. KornDawg

    *Disclaimer- I don’t condone violence against women in any way

    Hat- $90
    Scarf- $15
    Shirt-$50
    Dressing like a pimp but getting beat like a hoe- priceless

    Liked by 5 people

  18. originaluglydawg

    Desperately Seeking Attention

    Liked by 2 people

  19. wtm121

    Pay to Play and Mr. Show Cause–A Pair to Draw to.

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  20. Illini84

    “It’s been many years since it all happened, but it seems like yesterday. It was 1989 and Pearl, then an assistant coach at Iowa, accused the University of Illinois of trying to lure Chicago Simeon recruit Thomas with $80,000 and a Chevy Blazer.

    Pearl secretly tape-recorded conversations with Thomas and turned those tapes over to the NCAA, which launched an 18-month investigation that ultimately revealed no wrongdoing by the Illini in the Thomas case. But they did scrape up a number of other charges and slapped the U of I with harsh sanctions.

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    Pearl went on to become a pariah in the coaching ranks for years because he broke the unofficial code of turning in a fellow coach. He finally moved from DII Southern Indiana to Wisconsin-Milwaukee and then to Tennessee, where his was fired after six seasons for (gasp) NCAA violations.” Fucking scumbag

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  21. Morris Day

    Do it, do it ’til you’re satisfied
    (Whatever it is)

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  22. Russ

    No caption, but this picture sums up just about everything I hate about that cesspool. Full-on could not give a shit about any rules, or even the appearance of caring about the rules.

    Okay, here’s my caption. “The end justifies the means.”

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  23. ciddawg

    Here’s some Pearl Jam for ya Cam…

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  24. Dawg19

    Auburn’s version of Georgia Tech’s hot tub.

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  25. Munsoning

    Sleaziest village on the plains.

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