TFW you know they’ve got questions

What a time to be alive, when a college football coach has to address something like this at his weekly presser:

C’mon, man.  The only way that story isn’t a distraction is if you’re in a coma.

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20 responses to “TFW you know they’ve got questions

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Hell, even without the monkey, cavorting with someone named “Pole Assassin” is juicy enough to cause a circus.

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    • Down Island Way

      Sooooo, you’re telling me a dude in texas was in the pole position with the gia pet hanging around watching it rain on the exotic one known as the “assassin” and you didn’t expect a little bite action to take place when your candy is going out the door…c’mon…

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  2. theotherdoug

    I think Steve appreciates a distraction right now.

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  3. whit1356

    Love me some Delbert. Check out Delbert and Jimmy Hall playing on a cruise ship. (Been this way too long) 5:38

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  4. Don in Mar-a-Lago

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  5. Don in Mar-a-Lago

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  6. In fairness to Sark, that primate was a Stripper Emotional Support Monkey, and he wanted to respect his employee’s HIPAA information and not let it be a distraction. This hits a little close to home as I was personally denied my inalienable right to self-identify as Stripper Emotional Support Monkey…we in SESM community (a small but growing community) are fighting the viewpoints of the Charlton Hestons of the world…

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    • Don in Mar-a-Lago

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    • Give today to SESM. A stripper’s emotional well being with Daddy issues may be saved.

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      • So true, for just a few dollars a day, your donation will pair a middle-aged-ish man with excessive back hair (looks like Robin Williams had a love child with a Squatch) with a young, vivacious Stripper who probably has made excessively bad life choices. The Stripper Emotional Support Monkey will help every stripper find her individual “safe spaces” and assist her in getting in touch with said spaces as often as necessary until she obtains what we call the monkey “shine”. Act now, the need is great.

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  7. Don in Mar-a-Lago

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  8. Don in Mar-a-Lago

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  9. 69Dawg

    Don in Mar-a-Lago is on fire today!

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  10. Dawg19

    My entry: George has a message for Jeff Banks…

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  11. Got Cowdog

    Great Album, BTW. “I feel an oooold weaknesss…comin’ onnn strong!”
    Listen to the backup singer on ‘Leap of faith”. There’s some gospel in there.

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