Today, in you really can’t make this shit up

If it ain’t one thing, it’s another.

At least he didn’t have the flu.

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36 responses to “Today, in you really can’t make this shit up

  1. mg4life0331

    Hell I didn’t know we gave him a concussion. I was pretty drunk but damn.

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    • RangerRuss

      AR15 took a pretty good lick. Between the proverbial rock and a hard place. Unlike last year’s hit on SBIV the hit(s) on Richardson was clean.

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      • Do C

        Well shoot. I thought Mullen was trying to pull a Saban by putting the other guy out there. Id like to give a shot out to Jim Beam for helping me through that Saturday.

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        • RangerRuss

          Whiskey bent and hell bound. How I didn’t kill myself or somebody else drinking that shit in the early 80’s…
          Larry?
          It’s a miracle.

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  2. timphd

    Never wish injury on a young man, but if it had to happen, at least it was a Gator.

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  3. Biggen

    I’m loving this weekly gator news. We are truly in a golden age…

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  4. Chris Myers

    In my mind, I’m envisioning an Andy Bernard “tore my scrotum” moment.

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  5. Opelikadawg

    Every time I hear that song all I can think about is Gru dancing at The end of “Despicable Me.”

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  6. Jack Klompus

    I didn’t realize that Andy performed with them.

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  7. David D

    Hmmm….SEC road game…coaching staff jobs on the line…season in the balance…media and fanbase scrutiny…pressure to win…YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN’, YEAH!

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  8. practicaldawg

    With their OL in disarray and the high probability that Mullen doesn’t even last another entire season, AR has to be struggling to come up with reasons not to sit out the rest of this season and transfer

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    • NotMyCrossToBear

      He signed a mid-six figure NIL deal with a a Ft. Lauderdale based attorney who got his J.D. at the U of F. My guess is that contract is void if he’s not on the Florida football roster. He’s not giving up that money.

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  9. uga97

    While at the same time mullet was over in the corner getting grinded on by a Columbia SC special. Celebratin that losin’ streak in style turds..yea comeon!!

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  10. Godawg

    Hmmmm…sounds like a little piece of Shields-Watkins Field made its way from Rocky Top down to a dance floor in Columbia. Karma’s a mean bitch.

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  11. mwodieseldawg

    Damn brother! I don’t believe I’da told that.

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  12. stoopnagle

    Dan Mullen has lost control…

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  13. Eric Trowbridge

    Here’s how it went.

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  14. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    I think you could make it up, but no one would believe you if you did.

    You hate to see it, but….

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  15. Texas Dawg

    Just saw that. Once again, truth is MUCH stranger than fiction.

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  16. We’re nearing the “OUR PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF” stage of the Gators’ downward spiral.

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  17. Texas Dawg

    The TURD season is starting to resemble a Jerry Springer episode

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  18. hassan

    Best. Season. Ever.

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  19. rigger92

    I know it’s late, but do I have a problem? I am rewatching the FL/SC game just for fun. Sadly, I have to stop to cook dinner. Thai sweet chicken/veg/rice tonight with shrimp spring rolls.

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  20. Hunkering Hank

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  21. ericstrattonrushchairmandamngladtomeetyou

    If Richardson was hurt why didn’t Mullet start Emory Jones?

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  22. W Cobb Dawg

    Well, dancing is a tough sport.

    You would think maybe dancing is something you do while recovering from a knee injury, not causing the injury.

    I’ve heard of dancing bears. Now we have the dancing gator.

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  23. W Cobb Dawg

    Can we expect to see Richardson on the next PBS Riverdance special?

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  24. Tony BarnFart

    Only Dan Mullen could get into a situation where one might be better off lying there way INTO Covid protocol.

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  25. Mullen’s schedule: This week, go shark fishing. Next week, have assistant send death threats to house. Buyout money by Thanksgiving!

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