‘Cocky talk

Damn, this is how you troll.

Nothin’ like kicking a Gator when he’s down.  Way to get your licks in, fellas.


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38 responses to “‘Cocky talk

  1. iusedtopostasmikecooley

    The Go Gatah are becoming Vandy. What a time to be a Georgia fan.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    the eternal desperation of the cocks to grasp hold of any kind of “look at me” when the smallest accomplishment works in their favor is omnipresent but damn that was funny.

    Liked by 10 people

  3. whit1356

    As for Floriduh: Fuck Them and Feed Them Fishheads

    Liked by 6 people

  4. RangerRuss

    Gator nation had it coming.

    Liked by 7 people

  5. 81Dog

    I was shocked to hear a clip on which on of the Cock announcers noted “now, in the last 12 meetings, S Carolina is 6-6 with Florida!”

    What. The. Hell? Let’s face it, the Handbags will always have a fertile recruiting base. A lights out recruiter who can coach can get them going, but history? Today’s recruits were 5 in 2008. Urban Meyer’s era was a longggggg time ago. History to an 18 year old is what happened the last 5 years, tops. And guys like Kirby aren’t growing on trees.

    I’m enjoying this ride, however long it lasts, right now.

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    • iusedtopostasmikecooley

      Bingo. I have made this point to Florida fans in the past. They make “1980” jokes and they truly don’t understand that to today’s high school senior blue chip player, there’s no difference. None of the top high school football players remember Corch and Tebow’s time at Florida. They surely don’t remember The Old Ball Sack and fun and gun. They think everybody sees them the way they see themselves. But what the average top high school football players knows is, Georgia is on top and Florida sucks.

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      • Russ

        Exactly this, Mike. Since today’s HS seniors entered high school, Georgia is 4-1 against the Gators, and 7-4 over the past 11 years. Kids today don’t know anything about any dominant Gator teams. Ancient history to them. Might as well be 1980 for all they care.

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      • Tony BarnFart

        The worst is when you hear UT fans bring up 1980. Like are you really still enjoying 1998 ? I promise you, when we were shitting down Casey Clausen’s neck in Neyland in 2003, my enjoyment of life as a Georgia fan had nothing to do with 1980.


    • boz864

      6-6 in last 12 is bad but it’s not like our 7-5 record against the cocks is much better… just sayin!

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  6. Hogbody Spradlin

    Not fashionable these days, but in the 70’s that joke woulda had him smoking a cigarette.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. Texas Dawg

    They had enough time to load and fire a cannon?

    Liked by 6 people

  8. Ran A

    That is by far the most clever thing that group with limited brain power has ever done. LOL!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. fisheriesdawg

    It’s funny, but it’s a little bush league for the actual player and the team’s social media account to be emulating something that’s a better fit for SEC Shorts. I’m glad our team isn’t dicking around with twitter jokes this week. This is VERY South Carolina.

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    • College kids are allowed to have fun.

      ‘But his mind should be on the game!’

      I promise that if he didn’t spend the probably 1 hour total it took to get dressed and shoot this, he would have spent it in another “not thinking about the game” manner.

      In addition, it’s entertaining. Social media has brought a whole other level of competition to SEC Rivalries, and I’m here for it.

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      • fisheriesdawg

        I quit social media a couple of years ago, so obviously opinions vary on that. I think it’s a dumpster fire of asininity.

        It’s not so much about the hour he spent as it is indicative of the mindset here. That’s obviously the difference (outside of the massive talent gap) between South Carolina and Georgia right now.

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        • 81Dog

          Just because he can, doesn’t mean he should. Not exactly the 76 Steelers, are they? But hey, LOOK ATTTT MEEE is pretty lame.

          Liked by 1 person

          • fisheriesdawg

            As I tell my sons on the baseball field, act like you’ve been there and let your glove and your bat do the talking. Nobody ever lost a game because they failed to run their mouth enough.

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        • signaldawg

          You may be off social media, but the kids they are recruiting aren’t. Karma is bitch though, so if it were my team I would be a little hesitant about something like that, although I thought it was funny.


    • Dawg19

      If you think this is bush league, wait until they beat Clemson.


      • fisheriesdawg

        I think wins over in-state rivals in season-ending games are a different animal, to be honest.

        (Unless you’ve got bigger fish to fry the next week and beyond, of course…I’m hoping we forget about Georgia Tech as soon as the bus gets back to Athens.)


      • rigger92

        Yeah, that thought occurred to me during this game. I’ll be pulling for them.


  10. classiccitycanine

    That’s amazing!


  11. rigger92

    Chizik on the SEC Final show was hilarious when they recapped this game.


  12. NotMyCrossToBear

    Really good stuff.


  13. What would have been in bad taste would be if someone rented an electronic billboard in Gainesville, Fl and played that clip on a loop…I would love that, because it was in bad taste and because I hate FU.

    Looking at you USC jr boosters

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  14. ericstrattonrushchairmandamngladtomeetyou

    The reality is but for the tenure of Spurrier and Meyer, the Turds have been a very mediocre program. The first time they won the SEC in football was fifty years after the conference was formed and they had that championship stripped away because they cheated to get it. What’s happening in Gainesville now is just a “return to the mean.” If they get put in a pod with, say, Georgia, Auburn and Kentucky (not a totally far fetched grouping) going forward they’ll likely never win anything ever again because they’ll never be able to win their pod.


  15. stoopnagle

    My God.


  16. Muttley

    Brilliantly funny. Hats off to the Gamecocks.


  17. Dawg19

    “The gate code is 4017.”

    Well played.

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  18. Rameses II

    That’s fantastic. You know it’s bad when South Carolina is trolling the shit out of you.

    Liked by 1 person

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  21. That Beamer kid is going to stir interest and get that program up to the highest levels of mediocrity before someone hires him away.