He who Darths last, Darths best.

Shot.

Chaser.

Mizzou-Florida turning into a rivalry is one of the weirder SEC developments of the past few years.

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24 responses to “He who Darths last, Darths best.

  1. When Eli Drinkwitz dunks on you, something has gone very, very wrong.

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    • Ah ok I get it, Mullen wore that last year. You know–when coaches wear costumes to press conferences. May 4th I’m assuming. Then ol’ Eli gets back at him this year, with a cringe worthy smirk and big swig of coke. So I guess this is what is happening in the bush league these days.

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      • theotherdoug

        Last year’s game was on Halloween weekend and there was a fight between the teams at halftime. Mullen was involved in the fight.

        He shows up at the press conference wearing a Darth Vader costume, and at best he was just clueless. Since a lot of the questions were about the fight and his involvement, it seemed like he was either hiding behind a mask or was reveling in the bad boy moment.

        I don’t blame Eli for trolling him one bit.

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  2. One of the posters known as Mark

    And, considering Mullen’s immediate job prospects, I’d guess that Drinkwitz has gotten the last Darth in this rivalry.

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  3. iusedtopostasmikecooley

    Everything Dan Mullen touches turns to crap.

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  4. theotherdoug

    I don’t know about y’all, but I’m starting to think Dan doesn’t hasn’t made any friends during his 15 years in the SEC.

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  5. W Cobb Dawg

    For an encore Drinkwitz should post pictures of himself wakeboarding at the Lake of the Ozarks.

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  6. charlottedawg

    At this point I’m starting to believe Mullen is TRYING to get fired. That’s the only way I can explain how quickly and completely the Gators are tanking.

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    • gastr1

      Why not just fake a heart attack, though?

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      • Or death threats, for that matter

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      • Down Island Way

        Page 3, paragraph 4, in the book of corch, only 1 fake heart attack allowed before cupcake games and 2 fakers allowed after the 10th game of the season, page 8, paragraph 3, massive headache attack’s are allowed at multiple times in the season, but only required after a loss to a non rival/needed contract extension/or trying to get out of town before they know you are gone, also allowed from page 13 addendum 6, but not needed is the death threat watch when nothing is going your way, page 666 defines yelling at the frat boys as an FU hc yields no student body votes and finally, the last page is, if you are the FU hc and voted sec coach of the year, you will get shit canned…#FTMF

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      • archiecreek

        Done been done!

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  7. I think Eli laughed as the door was closing. That was classic.

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  8. I had forgotten about last year when I previously commented about Eli’s antics yesterday.

    He’s still a douche, but at least the motivation makes more sense now.

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  9. As a Swamp247 jortster noted…Eli knew he was going to win the game to have planned on bringing the lightsaber prop with him.

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  10. Not a lot of people know that the Florida-Missouri series is actually tied at 5 wins apiece since Mizzou joined the conference. So it’s probably something you should inform people of loudly, at every available opportunity.

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  11. That’ll leave a mark.

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