You can feel the spirit of the season as he runs through a list of the many things he’s not grateful for.
Such a happy fan base. Hope his liquor cabinet is fully stocked. He’s gonna need it before halftime.
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If he thinks Vince Dooley Stadium is going to be filled with 60% red & black, I’m afraid he’s in for a surprise on Saturday afternoon. I’m guessing it will be closer to 80%.
I can’t wait for the first time our crowd makes the Fech offensive line jump offsides. I do wonder if they are practicing with piped-in crowd noise.
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I can’t think of a better way to honor CMR this year than to get to at least 80% red at Historic Mark Richt Field.
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I think it would be hilarious for the Redcoats to troll the Fech crowd by doing the halftime show they did to honor Richt.
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You know the ACC Network would make a big deal about it.
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Someone’s gonna have to clue me into what the McDonald’s fry reference is all about….
It’s an article of faith among Stingtalk bone heads that UGA fans are all dropouts from college who buy their gear at Walmart, work at McDonald’s, and marry relatives. The relatively few actual UGA grads all work for Tech grads, said Tech grads all being millionaire corporate titans within minutes of graduation. This is a big part of their problem: they assume themselves to be smart, and most are, albeit awkward as hell; however, they don’t understand lots of smart people have zero interest in engineers. Lots of us go to UGA. 🙂
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See… I always heard this as “Tech grads aren’t all bad, they make good employees.”
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With the screen name like MoverofFridge2 makes me think he’s an appliance delivery person. Is that what Tech grads have been relegated to? Nothing wrong with that, but why spend the money when you can get started in that career for nothing. Maybe that Tech degree shoots him up to delivery crew supervisor?
It’s former Tech OL douchebag John Davis. I guess he blocked William perry once. FTMF
The other stuff is basically my morning routine. I did contact Child Protective Services though…those poor kids in the photo!
I hope he doesn’t the he’s getting through the Pearly Gates with all that hate in his heart.
It fills my black heart with boundless mean-spirited joy to know that the techmite fanbase is so miserable, and is absolutely brimming with dread at the ravening monster that about to bite them in half and then devour their severed corpses in two gulps.
I don’t like tech.
Thanks to one of the other threads on there, I learned that it’s StingTalk’s 20th anniversary. Two whole decades of misspelled rants, false rumors, big talk with nothing to back it up, ruined hopes, little-brother complexes, and whining, so much whining . . . and all they have to show for it is a 3–16 record against UGA.
Here’s to 20 more great years, ST!
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They care more about UGA than most UGA fans…
I’m hearing the new proposed tax bill includes taxes on the free rent UGA fans receive from other fan bases.
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Since the Senator mentioned liquor cabinet, what’s y’all’s game day drink of choice? I’m looking for new ideas.
It’s been bourbon and Coke for me for decades.
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Nice. What Bourbon? Rebel Yell? Woodford?
If I’m mixing it, doesn’t matter. If it’s straight up, I haven’t found a better “bang for my buck” than Basil Hayden’s or Woodford double oak.
Life is too short to drink cheap LIKKER
Absolutely gotdam right, PTC DAWG.
Garrison Brothers Small Batch neat for me.
Got a nice bottle of Eagle Rare bourbon that needs sampling
Currently, I’m working my way to the bottom of a bottle of Angel’s Envy…typically I drink it straight
But I have turned my wife onto drinking my version of a fall hottie toddy…I use Carmel flavored vodka and apple cider heated in a crockpot, serve with a cinnamon stick…keeps the boss lady happy thru winter…and when yankee neighbors invade, they empty the crockpot.
I like a mixed drink. Three fingers of Single Malt over an ice sphere.
Lagavulin with a splash of water on deck for the Egg Bowl.
That crock pot isn’t evaporating all of the alcohol?
Def a concern but it should be okay as long as you add the likker as you serve. Otherwise, you are adding some mighty nice flavor to your hot cider.
Set on keep warm, never cook, and it goes down perfectly…it typically gets consumed as soon as it warms up north of room temperature
I don’t have a discriminating palatte. Wild Turkey 101 is good enough for me.
I don’t have a discriminating palate. Wild Turkey 101 is plenty good enough for me.
2 bottles of Turkey is better than 1
Summer ’83, my last before graduating UGA, I was finally making decent coin and just went on and bought a case of Wild Turkey 101. That was a rough two weeks. Went back to scotch after that adventure.
If you like banjos, fiddles and having your tonsils scorched, try this.
WT is some fine sauce, by my measure. I like them all, and I’ve had some of the most expensive fancy stuff.
I like bourbon or rye with a squeeze of lemon and spicy ginger ale. Can’t find Blenheim’s down here in Valdosta, but Goya Jamaican Style does the trick.
Have you ever tried Buffalo rock? It’s out of Birmingham and one of the spiciest ginger ales I’ve ever had.
It is, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Red Rock…but Red Rock is very expensive for ginger ale.
I have not. I’m always on the lookout for a good spicy ginger ale.
Apple Pie Moonshine from Midnight Run Distillery in Bartow, GA (sorry about the shameless plug but it’s a Georgia made product).
Nice. I initially misread that as Moonpie moonshine and thought that rather odd.
Blanton’s is my jam, but it’s been damn near impossible to find round these parts lately. But 12-year George Dickel has been a standby in my family for years, and we’ve got enough sacked away for a Manhattan or two (or five) today.
I like Bullitt Bourbon and Bullitt Rye
Bullitt really is a great selection. Went from boutique to mainstream while maintaining quality. The deserve the credit for bringing rye to everyone.
Me after everyone’s great suggestions: https://media.giphy.com/media/iOz3p2txHIo4U/giphy.gif
Ron Fuckn Swanson. My kind of guy.
Just further proof tech has terrorists in their fanbase.
“He’ll take ‘the Rapist’ for $500, Alex.”
My new liquor is no liquor. I pass the baton to you young fellas with healthy livers, lol.
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Pretty ironic coming from what looks to be a fat, bald redneck.
I think this little peckerhead is just working through a few of the 7 stages of grief…he just got the order jumbled up. His first stanza was all about acceptance. Fech sucks anus…he knows it now, and we’ve all known it for decades. I don’t now and never will pity the losers from the North Ave. Trade School…they can drive their rambling hunk of shit straight off a cliff only to be cushioned by their football program that is currently resting at the bottom.
Well done frozen we can always count on you to get right to it. 🥃
Scoob, you’re a gentleman and a scholar…here’s an old Irish toast to you and the Dawg faithful…”May you live as long as you want, and may you never want as long as you live!”
60% is def generous
Since he was a little boy? Who in this state grows up a Teck fan? There’s got to like three of those people.
Why didn’t they just give Fish Fry more money than he could turn down to get him to hang around awhile? They loved him and even though they were never all that good under him they thought they were.
If you read their hopes for a new coach on StinkTalk, they are practically begging for Jeff Monken and the return of the triple option.
The perfect option.
As the good Senator is often wont to say, “jolly good fellow” under the Techie’s username is doing a shit-ton of heavy lifting there.
Bless his heart.
If you realize your annual rivalry game is always at the other team’s home field, you might be a tech fan.
One clown over there has one goal – get our guys disqualified for the SECCG via penalties – sad lot.
Hey, spur, shouldn’t it be “One of the clowns …”? FIFY.
Best bet for UGA is a GT forfeit.
That nerd is still upset that Cryos USA Sperm & Egg Bank started locking their dumpster.
Here is a nice article on the history of the rivalry https://alumni.uga.edu/2021/11/23/history-of-the-rivalry-georgia-tech/
I will never understand “the team down south” or “that team East.” Say the name, you cowards. It’s obnoxious, and it ain’t cute, and it makes you sound like you don’t know their name.
Also, as much as I hate tech, I love knowing there’s someone out there who hates us more because that means he’s using all that energy for a fruitless cause.
I assumed he was talking about one of the Gwinnett County High Schools.
I had decided not to go Saturday, but now I think I need to in order to hit my target of 75% UGA fans.
Random thought/tribute here:
This year when I think of Georgia Tech, the only thing I can think of is my next-door neighbor Karl Binns who died this year. He was a great man, beloved professor at University of Maryland Eastern Shore, and a huge Tech fan.
He was the first black varsity player for Tech basketball in ‘71-‘72. And you better believe he gave me a hard time about the Dawg decals on my family’s van, and all the Georgia shirts I’d sport while doing yard work. He was always threatening to buy my sons cool Tech gear. My reply was always that “cool” Tech gear didn’t exist!
We all miss you, Karl!
Nice tribute, Jared.
The best part is he thinks Tech could win with a miracle.
You’d have a better shot at water into wine than scoring enough to win with that O vs our D
That snivling little nerd sumbitch needs to google Sammy Drummer.
NATS kept him eligible for two years and he couldn’t read. That was during the time the nerdities were proclaiming that all their athletes took calculus!!
I wonder what kind of engineer Pepper Rogers is??
I am so pleased that DGDs have kept the reality of Sammy Drummer alive for the very purpose you used him.
I remember in the 1980s the AJC did a story about the academic loads that a a specific UGA football player and specific Tech football player took during the 4 years of playing.
A course called “calculus ” appeared nowhere on either player’s transcript while either had eligibility and the coursework was equivalent.
By the way, I remember reading in the 1980s that Sammy Drummer’s SAT score was 420. He made 200 on the verbal and 220 on math. Tech admitted him as a transfer and kept him eligible for the remaining 2 years.
I later read an article saying Drummer’s SAT was 500, so I don’t know which is accurate. His post Tech career was as a custodian at his former high school.
“leg humping… hydrant pissing…”
He says this like it’s a bad thing.
That’s funny cali..and it fits in with the conversation on favorite brands.
He seems nice.
That’s just a man, a man who’s made a lot of mistakes.
A blast at parties, once you get past the pocket protector
(Q)When you’re talking to an engineer from Tech, how can you tell if he’s an introvert or an extrovert.
(A)If he is an introvert he’s starting down at his shoes when he talks to you. If he’s an extrovert he’s starting down at YOUR shoes.
So I guess this has become my “Alice’s Restaurant” Thanksgiving screed regarding the bees. I’m an out-of-state alumnus, so the whole Tech hate thing has never been the priority that most of you guys understandably live by. In fact, growing up on Tobacco Road, you couldn’t give away tickets to games where Tech or Maryland were involved, they were just weird outliers.
Here’s the story.
So its hate week but I’m not really thinking about it, I pull into my office parking deck in Denver. I’m running late, so I don’t get to park in my preferred spot. Find a spot with the concrete deck wall on one side, and I have to fold my side mirrors in to fit (Parking decks in Denver have ridiculously small parking spaces). Probably should mention here that I have a power G decal on my vehicle. Workday’s over, return to my car to go home, and there is a Subaru wagon that has parked so far over the line that there is no way I can access the driver’s side door. In fact, the driver consciously folded his side mirror to get even closer, so I am perfectly wedged between the wall and this car. Extremely perplexed at not being able to get in my car, but realize that I can open the back hatch and climb over the seats. At 6’3″ and 48 years old this is doable, but pretty much sucks. Hop in the driver’s seat and pull out. It’s at the moment I’m about to drive away, that I notice the Georgia Tech decal on the Subaru and triggers the fact that this is hate week, and that sonofabitch did this on purpose. Now, I work with an engineer Tech grad, we’ve had banter back and forth over the years, so I assume that this is his car. Decide the best course of action is to let all the air out of the front right tire, as it will be impossible to notice before driving away. Feeling vindicated, drive home. Next day back at work, head into my Tech colleague’s office and smugly inquire about his perceived issues with his last commute. He is confused, no issues, I ask him if he drives a Subaru, he responds no I drive a Tacoma.
The take away here…. is this is fucking Denver. Some random ass Tech fan thought it would be cool to screw a UGA fan in a random ass parking deck, but had the tables turned on them in a fairly serious way.
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You should’ve pissed on the tire also.
You misspelled “door handles”.
A real “jolly good fellow”.
“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
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