Today, in entitled

Kirby, don’t say Erik Evans hasn’t warned you.

I’m feeling remarkably upbeat about today. I think it’s because I have zero expectations for today, and have essentially written off this game since late September (admit it, you did too). But despite some unsteady contests, where the offense shows up one week, and the defense the next, this team has made it to 11-1 and has claimed its division.

There is literally no pressure on the Tide here. But there has been months of disregard, disrespect, and the Tide rightly enters as a rare underdog.

But should they be? Given the schedule that they played vs. that of Georgia? The advanced stats don’t see it that way — and Kirby knows those numbers as well as anyone. For all of the ballyhoo surrounding the ‘Dawgs, and all of the negging of the Crimson Tide, this game is very much a tossup.

That could be why it looks like you couldn’t drive a greased needle up his butt with a tin of Crisco and a sledgehammer.

No pressure, Bulldogs. No pressure.

Yes, the poor ol’ Tide, having faced months of disregard and disrespect.  I mean, just look at the polls and rankings, where Alabama is *** checks notes *** ranked in the top four of all three.  If that isn’t classic bulletin board material, I don’t know what is.

If there is literally no pressure on ‘Bama, that’s only because they’re sure if they play a close game and lose today they’ll still be in the CFP field.  That’s gotta be rough, Erik.



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32 responses to “Today, in entitled

  1. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    Oh God, THIS fucking guy, again?

    Liked by 3 people

  2. charlottedawg

    I’m sure this guy put his money where his mouth is and bet the farm on bama and borrowed additional money to really amplify his returns. I mean if one really believed the wrong team is favored then bama should have no trouble at least covering a 1 TD spread.

    Oh wait I’m willing to bet this clown wouldn’t bet a dime on bama if he had the money to so. Because money talks and bullshit walks.

    Liked by 2 people

    • gurkhadawg

      That’s the quickest way to determine if someone really believes something or they are full of shit. I will often say “well, if you really believe that, how bout we bet $100 on it?” That usually shuts people up real quick.

      Liked by 2 people

    • Hogbody Spradlin

      He runs a tout service. I wish I could find his “for pay” recommendation on this game.


    • beatarmy92

      I actually think he’s betting on UGA. All this talk is just him trying to move the line.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. D as in Dawg

    We find out today if we win it all or not. If we handle Bama like this season says we should, crown us cuz no one else is going to beat this team. Not for 2 quarters much less 4.

    Take this monkey, turn it sideways, and shove it straight up your candy ass!!!

    Saban knows that’s what we’re here to do. As is evident by the giant sausage dog permanently lodged in his bunghole.

    Go Dawgs!!

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  4. D.N. Nation

    “That could be why it looks like you couldn’t drive a greased needle up his butt with a tin of Crisco and a sledgehammer.”

    like, what?

    I actually watched Kirby’s pressers and….it’s the same old Kirby stuff. So and so is doing a tremendous job, blah blah toughness, blah blah execution.

    It remains this strange thing that people truly believe Kirby cares what nerdlingers on message boards think.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Ran A

    They just seem to have a limitless # of idiots writing about college football in that state…

    Liked by 5 people

  6. californiadawg

    Yeah they’re nervous.

    Liked by 4 people

  7. Russ

    This is why I want to beat the living shit out of Bama today. And the next time we play them. And the next. Until those entitled fucks finally shut up.

    Liked by 8 people

  8. I really don’t think Bama understands how much Georgia wants to crush their souls today. Good luck, Tide.


  9. Hey David Pollack… Love your persona and commentary, you bring much to the CFB commentary game and as always a DGG. Really proud of you!

    However… if I see you wearing a nice suit with fucking athletic trainer shoes (white/black suit none-the-less) again on national tv, I will track you down and beat you with one of my grandma’s switches. Not a good look son, we’re better than that. If you read this blog, DM me and I’ll send you a proper pair of deal sleds.

    And.. while I’m at it, get the fuck off my lawn kids..

    Liked by 4 people

    • Hogbody Spradlin

      David: I commend you to a nice pair of Aldens.

      Liked by 2 people

    • benco04

      Bluto is right, don’t get sucked into the common opponent debate. Bama doesn’t think it matters because everyone gives Bama their best shot and Georgia never gets anyone’s best. No need to even engage in that debate.

      The debate you should engage in is the LSU and Auburn debate. Hang your hat on teams with even a moderately talented defensive tackle rotation giving them fits. Occupy blockers, hold—or even better push back—the line of scrimmage. Sorry bammers, you don’t cure what ails you in one week just because it’s all of the sudden a better opponent.

      Can Bama win? Sure. Will they? No I don’t think so.


    • 123 Fake St

      Get rid of that shoe fad along with those huge tie knots.


  10. The Truth

    If there is one word I could forever erase from the sports vernacular it would be disrespect. I mean, there are a few teams who are legitimately disrespected from time to time. But far, far, FAR more often it’s just a crutch for whiny bitches.

    Fuck Evans and the elephant he rode in on. I hope by the end of this day his team will have suffered a beatdown so severe and brutal that EE has to seek therapy to deal with his existential crisis.

    GO DAWGS!!

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  11. Grandy Peace

    That feeling when your “advanced stats narrative” isn’t getting any traction so you need to bring it up at every opportunity in the hopes that it finds life as. . . a meme I suppose.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Illini84

    Nick and Kirby looked like they were going to the proctologist’s office on Game Day!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. RangerRuss

    I was just noticing when you kill something and hang it up on a single tree the blood that drips on the ground is crimson then gradually turns G-E-O-R-G-I-A Red and then Black.

    Liked by 4 people

  14. Uh huh. Ok. See you later this evening.


  15. Illini84

    Fucking Mullen on Game Day! (it was actually pretty good.)


  16. If dude wants to see disrespect, he should roll the game tape of his mom taking all comers the night he was conceived.

    Go Dawgs. FTMF.

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  17. raindawg722

    Ah yes, blind optimism … I remember that feeling.


  18. akascuba

    ^ what he said!


  19. beatarmy92

    I’m not clicking on that and giving that grifting troll any more traffic.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. Whiskey Dawg

    The only team the sports media debates about getting into the playoffs with 2 losses is Alabama. That’s residue from entitlement. Go out and win big Dawgs!

    Liked by 1 person

  21. ZeroPOINTzero

    Just Fuck