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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
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What was he celebrating? I don’t remember this….
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Don’t know if I’d call that celebrating. He’s getting psyched up for today’s game.
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Ah I couldn’t tell if this was new or old. I suppose I was hoping he was celebrating an 8-4 season or something.
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Pretty close to the same thing. 😉
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looks and sounds like a tech maggot in a trask jersey to me.
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Hand bag or no hand bag, he ain’t getting out of the padded cell any time soon…#FTMF
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He’s really gonna be in trouble if he wakes his mommie with all that screaming.
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I don’t know, I feel like even Techies would be ashamed to be associated with a display like that.
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At Tech, you can’t do that.
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Never underestimate the ability or willingness of tech fans to make asses of themselves. Like, say, “announcing pros” and tech refugees Wes Durham and Roddy Jones finding a way to work “2nd and 26” into their game call.
FTMF.
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I see Florida is in good hands.
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The JV player on kickoff team that gets leveled before the ball is caught.
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Closest that kid’s ever been to a football field is Madden.
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He’s definitely up to the trask
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FU version of “flag boy” on Red Bull…#FTMF
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His stepdad probably went to UCF (third time using this joke)
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UCF is going to destroy them
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PUT ME IN COACH!!!!! Lol.
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He doesn’t like cocaine, he just loves the way it smells.
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Florida man cant afford cocaine. Thats meth.
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Nattie Light is their game day choice in Jacksonville.
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Nattie Light is my game day choice every time.
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Bingo
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He should switch to decaf Mountain Dew.
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I would pay a lot of money to watch video of that person watching the final three minutes of the 2nd quarter of this year’s Cocktail Party.
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Or the last 8 seconds of the first half.
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“BRIAN! QUIET UP THERE!”
“….sorry Dad….”
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The only suspense around this game has to do with whether UF can find enough positive cases in their roster to get out of playing
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They Gators have been having group hugs in the hopes they will all get quarantined and have to forfeit.
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Word is they asked Mrs Mullen back so she could kiss them all before their practice, but alas 12 million doesn’t buy what it used to.
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Looks like somebody broke into the Gasparilla cabinet and drank it all up.
WTF is Gasparilla anyway?
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https://www.gasparillabowl.com/what-is-gasparilla/
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Teenage hormones are a helluva thing.
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There is such a thing as too much enthusiasm. The guy makes Tim Tebow look mild by comparison.
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If he were my child, I would be popping Valium like Gregory House.
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Or he’d be.
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Say you’re a virgin without saying you’re a virgin.
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The hand is just not doing it for him.
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If Linda Blair had a brother.
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That has got to be right up there with Tech, “We can do that!”
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Better have the fire trucks and paramedics on standby in case the Gators lose. His crash and burn will be a four alarm blaze.
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RangerRuss is MIA and then this video breaks. I’m worried.
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Shots fired lmao.
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RR is currently incognito on a Dark Ops Contract. I expect him back by the Michigan game, if he makes it …
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I think I saw something out back that made me look twice, I’ll fry bacon in the morning and see if it comes back………
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He’s in a fucking tree somewhere.
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Ol’ RangerRuss gets under your skin, don’t he?
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Got damn hippie!
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Not at all, he’s my horse if he never wins a race. That doesn’t mean he isn’t in a deer stand somewhere!
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The Senator must not bring as much of bump as he used to – As of 3:58pm
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He needs to be on some sort of FBI watch list.
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UGA may not have won all of our bowl games, but I can’t think of the last time the Dawgs have played before Christmas.
Y’all do you, Gatas.
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Yeah, I remember my first beer.
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The game is going according to the Smither’s plan, UCF just needs to survive a quarter and a half. Wish I knew how to post gif’s.
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Watching this game between two bad offenses.
I guess I’m a grouchy old fart, but it’s annoying as hell to me to see the runner get up after every four or more yard game and signal “first down” as if he’s the first one to do it. UCF and FU players are both doing it as if it’s a requirement.
And Florida’s bluster and taunting after any kind of good play is bush league.
It’s the age of “look at me” I suppose.
Emory Jones ain’t all that, by the way.
These refs aren’t calling holding or illegal receiver downfield.
Florida is a bad football team.
FTMF
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Ugly, I hate that shit.
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But I remember they’re kids, products of their environment. If getting back to/past the line of scrimmage is a low enough bar to be cause for celebration for jortsnation? Who am I to quibble?
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Yessss, Yessss………
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UF sucks.
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So, Wes Durham is the play by play guy and this is the first time I’ve ever noticed him. When I left ATL about 8 years ago, he was doing Tech and the Falcons. When did he leave those gigs? How long has he been doing ESPN gigs?
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He left when they started ACC Network.
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I would like to nominate the Lincoln Aviator commercial as the most annoying advertisement ever.
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I like that.
FTMF
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Welp Mizzou lost to a service academy and Florida lost to UCF. The East is not a beast. Who we got left gonna lose to some shit teams now? Oh right someone please post some BS stat for me that says we played somebody and won.
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The complaints about the SEC East ignore the reality that no FBS team plays the top 12 teams in the country. By your standards Pitt never “played somebody. ” Utah never “played somebody. ” By your standards Baylor never “played somebody. ” Michigan? By your reasoning it played a 2 game schedule. Let’s discuss Alabama. Alabama’s OOC schedule was Miami, which finished 7-5, Southern Miss, which finished 3-9, FCS Mercer, and New Mexico State, which was 2-10. Our OOC nobodies were Clemson, which at 9-3 did better than its conference mate Miami, UAB, which at 9-4 was better than Southern Miss (UAB beat Southern Miss 35-0, by the way), Georgia Tech, which at 3-9 was probably better than, and certainly no worse than, 2-10 NMSU. If you want to gripe that our FCS opponent was worse than Alabama’s FCS opponent then have at it.
This year one half of our SEC opponents also comprised one half of Alabama’s SEC schedule. I guess to this point in the discussion Alabama has not “played somebody. ” The four opponents Alabama played that we did not were a four loss Texas A & M team, a five loss Mississippi State team, a 6 loss LSU team, and a good 10-2 Mississippi team.
The four we played that Alabama did not play were 9-3 Kentucky, which actually beat LSU, 6-6 South Carolina, which beat Alabama’s opponent Auburn, 6-6 regular season Missouri, and lousy Vanderbilt.
Remember, when looking at the number of our opponent’s losses and comparing the number of opponents’ losses, our opponents will always have more losses than other teams’ opponents because we beat everyone we played.
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Preach. 🙂
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That was the second-awesomest game I’ve seen this season! Fantastic!
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Gator players starting a fight after the game. Something isn’t a stereotype when it ALWAYS happens.
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