The opposite of rat poison

Yes, just when college football needs a heartwarming story, Alabama, with the sport’s most talented roster, the Heisman Trophy winner and the greatest college football coach in the game, steps up to fill the role of the plucky underdog.  We’re saved!

Whoever thought ‘Bama would need fake juice to get through a postseason?



Filed under Alabama, Blowing Smoke

13 responses to “The opposite of rat poison

  1. If they really believe they are an underdog in this game, Nick Saban really is a brainwashing cyborg.

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  2. Gaskilldawg

    He has watched too many Dabo Swinney interviews. He thinks that is what the interviewee is supposed to say.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Salty Dawg

    Hold up, Will! Wait ’til I get my teeny-tiny violin, so I can play it along with your crying.

    Liked by 4 people

    • Down Island Way

      He is just letting cincy know, little nicky is alive and well in the land of mind altering rat poison intervention…


    • Dawg19

      This is like Gisele Bundchen telling a Waffle House waitress about how disrespected she feels on photo shoots sometimes.


  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    Well, ya do what ya gotta do.


  5. spur21

    What if Cincy pulls the upset ?

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  6. bcdawg97

    Got dayum I’m tired of Alabama…

    Liked by 3 people

    • californiadawg

      So god damn tired. This is the year to beat them (they’re only going to get better next season). I like our chances in a rematch, even with Stetson. We can do it.

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      • Russ

        I agree with you. Let’s focus on Michigan and get past them, and then I like our chances against Bama.

        Bama has two NCs where they didn’t even play in the SECCG, so it’s time to pay them back.


  7. godawgs1701

    What a damn joke. If someone picks against your team on a pregame show or a podcast, that isn’t “disrespect.” If someone says “Cincinnati has a chance to win this game” that isn’t “disrespect.” If someone says “Alabama isn’t unbeatable” that isn’t “disrespect” it is a statement of fact – Alabama has, in fact, been beaten. You are favored by two touchdowns in a national semifinal – you are very respected. GTFOH. If you’re that lacking in motivation that you have to dream up disrespect and insult to the University of Alabama’s football program then you really need to get your mind right and step away from the mic.


  8. Terry McCullers

    I wish Cincy could pull the upset of the year.

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