My Gawd, this is pathetic.
When did IPTAY become a cult?
My Gawd, this is pathetic.
A lesson for all you kids, assistant coaches are like stepdads, they don't love you. Dabo is the only one that can truly love you. pic.twitter.com/Vxlq5oN7lv
— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) January 4, 2022
When did IPTAY become a cult?
Filed under Clemson: Auburn With A Lake
“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
So tell everyone without telling everyone that your mother was just a little bit of a whore. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Reading that I thought he was a true SC resident because that seems like a screwed up set of family dynamics.
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I’m assuming it was written by Brent Venables’ kid.
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Somebody up there knows what ziti is?!?
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They celebrate all the big wins at Olive Garden.
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They couldn’t spell spaghetti.
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Sounds like they’re taking a 9-3 season just fine up there.
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That’s parody, right? I mean, it has to be. Right?
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Once those gamecock step daddies found out he was a closet klempzen love child, no waverunnin’, cigarette smokin’, camero drivin’ like you stole it, casserole eatin’ 3rd base coach is hangin’ aroung till the 1st of the month…
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FastChad needs a hug
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Delusional comes to mind.
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Man, he’s really gonna be ticked when Saban retires next week and Dabo slides over to Tuscaloosa.
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My thoughts exactly. Dabo loves his Clemmons boys until a better offer that he can’t refuse comes along.
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Until this year, I didn’t think there was a chance that Dabo would make that move. But it looks like the wheels may be starting to come off in Clemson a little, and perhaps he knows it. I think the rise of Georgia is really starting to show in their recruiting classes. I could see a world where he makes that move this year and takes his chances in the big chair, knowing that he’ll have to win out of the gate and keep winning.
Still, Clemson is a king among dunces in the ACC and if the playoffs expand there’s a strong case to be made for hanging around.
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I think he’ll go to Alabama, too, but when does go to Alabama it will confirm that he’s full of shit with all of this sanctimonious hand wringing over the state of college football. Alabama is the machine and if Dabo goes, he’s just acknowledging that he never meant any of it.
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When he goes to Tuscaloosa….we get to see the phrase “never follow a legend.” Play out in real time.
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My bet is that Saban has at least 3-4 more years in him at Bama. But, I like you can’t wait to see how that plays out. I think Dabo is too smart to go there and replace Saban but $15 million a year might make him reconsider.
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That kind of money would give most anyone pause.
I too think Saban has a few more years left.
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I think Saban has a few years and by then Dabo will have ruined his chance with the, no portal and fewer offers than most teams, way he recruits and the new assistants he hires. He will be fired at Clempson, or at least look bad enough Bama passes on him, before Saban leaves.
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I came here for this. You never follow a legend. IDGAF if he played there back in the day.
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I dunno…I know it makes sense that Dabo would be their post-Saban plan, but his whole schtick seems more Auburn to me #fambly #jeebus
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The best part is he won’t get the offer until after Kirby tells them to pound rocks.
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Somewhere along the way A&M and Clemson switched bodies and while seeing them knocked down a few rungs is my preferred brand of schadenfruede, I can’t say I’m thrilled with the neighbor’s sudden interest in cloaked chanting and ritual animal sacrifice so late on a school night.
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When did IPTAY become a cult?
Assuming this is rhetorical…
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I mean, IPTAY became a cult the day they implemented the system…
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Genuflect to the Dabo, you orange peckered, Cheetos eating motherufckers!
10-3
43-18-4
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That is exactly what I was thinking!
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“Orange peckered, Cheetos eating mutherfuckers.”
Took me three times to post that without falling off the shitter cause I was laughing so hard.
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How’s that old joke go?
“Doc, my pecker has turned orange, what the hell is wrong with me?”
Doc says, “Orange? What the hell do you do all day?”
“Watch the Playboy channel and eat Cheetos, why?”
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“Coach Dabo Swinney is the only coach that will ever truly care about them.”
It’s true…now drink the Koolaid
Errbody here at Jonestown, errr Klempzen is happy to be here
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God told Dabo this is true.
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11th commandment.
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Aw, heck. I thought it was “Dabo told God this is true.”
Seems plausible either way, now that I think about it.
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Between this and the Orange prison track suit he was sporting….
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Sounds like FastChad has some experience with Stepdads. I wonder how many times FastMom has been down the aisle?
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I’m assuming that by ‘down the aisle’ you mean being married, and, not as a euphemism for something else…
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That’s just gross.
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Shades of East Bound and Down. Nice work, Chad.
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Extraordinarily cringe.
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Holy shit! Is that what passes for family life of the average Clemson fan? My ol man never made much money and could be a mean bastard, but I knew he would cut his right arm off for us and he sure as hell never left except when he checked out for good.
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Most of my friends, black and white, had dad living at home all the way through UGA. That was something I found very peculiar once I got out in the world. It was a bit of a shock meeting men whose only exposure to male adult leadership was school, sports or the military. Much more common around here now.
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Same here. World is mean place.
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I think that reads to suggest that he has some serious mommy issues…. If mom is marrying assholes that’s on her right?
Say that reminds me…. Anyone remember “If you love your mother, don’t send her Flowers?”
Maybe she was this guys mom and he doesn’t no how to deal with his anger?
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I wonder if the Bama powers (whoever they are) want Dabo.
It’s going to be quite a stir when Saban signs off.
You have to be crazy or the GOYG (greatest of your generation..aka Saban) to take that job. Lose a couple to Auburn and you get bricks thrown through your window.
I hope Sweeny does show up at Alabama. He’ll be following a legend he cannot possibly match and within two or three years, there wlll be dumpster smoke billowing from Tuscaloosa.
If we have to raise a billion dollars to keep Kirby, it will be money well spent.
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I can almost guarantee Dabo doesn’t take the job after Saban retires or expires, whichever comes first, for the very reasons you elude to here.
I think he actually does want the Bama job. He’s already proven to be the best coach in Clemson history, so there’s really nothing left for him to do there. However, he’s going to allow someone like Mel Tucker go to Bama and fail (by not being Saban, not because they’re actually bad), and THEN, and only then, Dabo will ride into Bama with his 2 or more National Titles from Clemson in tow, and “rescue” the program from the guy who wasn’t Saban.
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When the dumpster conflagration in Gumpville erupts Archie Mater will be forced to relocate her business. Maybe the local Po Po will look the other way as she sets up shop at the public outhouse they call Bryant-Denny. If she wears a Bama jersey while doing the chicken head they may even provide security.
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I question whether Alabama would offer him.
I will bet Saban ‘s opinion will carry a lot of weight. I wonder what Saban privately thinks of him.
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I don’t believe Dabo is now anywhere near as popular in Tuscaloosa as he once was. His mouth has burnt some important bridges leading to any future job offers.
I’m also in the camp of believing by the time Lord Saban retires the appeal of Dabo will be well faded.
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Agree
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It almost sounds like when you go to Clempsun you’re joining a cult. All worship the most high and mighty, worshipful Dalai Dabo. The acolytes that surround him have to be watched. They may be false prophets that are looking to usurp our deity and lead the flock away. If they be cast out or stray, they must be demonized for the tyrants that they have proven themselves to be. Only the high and mighty Dabo can bring you salvation. All others are false prophets.
Or some such bullshit at over at greater Greenville Community College and Commune
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“Auburn on the lake” never seemed more true.
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This is bizarre even by Auburn standards. That’s taking it to a whole new level. I’m sure the Auburn crowd is looking to have a “here, hold my beer” moment as they seek to regain the title of the most screwed up head scratching bunch.
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Y’all do realize that if the Dabo thing to Bama doesn’t workout who’s next on the list? That’s right CKS!
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The difference here is that Dabo played at Alabama (which is the main reason he’d be targeted first). Alabama would have to pull Kirby from his alma mater, which is a heavier lift so long as the money isn’t wildly different.
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I can’t see Kirby leaving. He has everything he could wish for at UGA. Don’t think that stops Bama from making a run at him when Saban retires, but I would bet all of YOUR money that he turns them down and stays home.
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Just from watching his joy and excitement after beating FU and the seven dwarves I can’t imagine Kirby ever leaving UGA of his own volition.
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Momma called. And when Momma calls, you just have to come runnin’. ~ When asked why he returned to Alabama in 1958 to coach the Crimson Tide.
Kirby heard Momma calling him home to Athens. He’s home enjoying Momma’s cooking. He ain’t leavin.
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Kirby will be their first call, but it’ll be a waste of their time.
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PSU revisited?
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Reality here in SC people. I was unable to listen to local sports radio over here for the last few years, due to the Clempson snobery. I don’t care for the national sport shows, as it has way too much of a professional sport slant.
Now, Clempsons flagship radio station is must listen entertainment on my ride home from work. They are losing their minds! The #trustinDabo crowd are starting to crumble!
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“shows you how to roll your first cigarette”
“takes you to that big party where you see your first naked woman|.”
The images that rant conjures up are disturbing at best. The naked woman that you would see at this kind of party could make you take a vow of celibacies and put you in therapy for years (if you were not a Clepsum, 10RC, or Awbarn fan. I can picture them pulling up in their 15 year old Camaro that’s rusting out but has a killer $2500 sound system blaring. They get out of the car window (because the doors won’t open, sporting their mullets as they pass the two old coon dogs tied up outside. They make their way up the rickety steps into the 8th single wide on the left in the trailer park. Once inside spit cups and a half empty keg of Natty Lite await. Your step dad #3 (or is it #4) pulls out the tobacco from his sleeve and starts rolling a cigarette so you do the same. You see a large woman who has had too much to drink hoist her near 300lbs and 4 teeth onto the kitchen table. She starts taking all off showing off her rolls of fat and her new tattoos. You smile as your hit the keg to get a beer, because you realize your mama went all out to arrange this to celebrate your 13th birthday the Clepsun way.
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Texas Dawg, you must’ve visited Myrtle’s Place on the Sakerlina side of Gregg Shoals before it was inundated by Lake Russell. Locals know not eat the fish from over or downstream of that spot.
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I will neither confirm or deny any activity across the SC State line back in the early 80’s. Fortunately for all of us of a certain age, cell phone cameras had not yet been invented. If they had, none of us could ever run for public office
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If there were cell phone cameras back then? To this day I would be shunned by even the crowd that lives under the bridge.
Yet still, there would be those happily pic clicking away and sexting their friend’s wife. Taking orders from from your one-eyed pal and his close friends, two nuts and an asshole, usually leads to disaster.
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Images of Myrle Beach dance in your head.
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Helter Skelter
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Damn, son. Maybe Jerry Sandusky was this guys stepdad.
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LMFAO! RIP John Witherspoon. Funny guy.
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If they ever want to make a modern version of Deliverance, I think FastChad has a good shot for one of the lead mountain folk rolls.
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Idiotic. I can’t believe he actually wrote that shit.
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Clemson fans remind me of something I heard the other day. Just when you think something is idiot proof, someone makes a better idiot.
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LMAO. Now that is funny.
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I resemble that remark. Right Uncle Got?
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Let me tell ya something bud, I’m a proud stepdad and I fucking hate Dabo.
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His thumbnail is a shot from 01/06 where he’s seemingly photoshopped the Clempson paw into; seems to me that lines up pretty well.
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Yeah, I noted that too. Pretty much tracks.
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I’m just gonna leave this here…there is a whisper in the coaching community that Dabo has been badmouthing (or at least downplaying) his assistants when other schools have asked about head coaching or coordinator rolls for his assistants. While of course an interview process would happen, the endorsement from the head coach holds a lot of weight.
Dabo better hope it is not true, or doesn’t hold water.
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Word of advice Clemson. Never got full Auburn.
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Methinks Nick retires after one more Natty – more at Bama than Bear, confirming GOAT status.
Dabo = luckiest bastard since Ringo (or Ronnie Wood).
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Claude have mercy! How sweet would it be if Kirby keeps CNS from surpassing the Bear?
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This reads like something Spencer Hall would have written back in 2007 before he sold out to the man
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Wait until he finds out Dabo is going to the Jax Jags….
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