And now, a word from Bryan Harsin’s sponsor

Sheesh.  Not exactly the proverbial vote of confidence there.


UPDATE:  Holy crap.

Helluva first day you got yourself, Dr. Roberts.



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65 responses to “And now, a word from Bryan Harsin’s sponsor

  1. lincolndawg

    He gone.

    Liked by 5 people

  2. cowetadawg

    Take your time, Mr. Gogue.
    If you offered a pay subscription service for those in the public who would like to know the details of the “facts” uncovered by your investigation in real time, then you could put a nice dent in the balance owed to . . .(checks notes) . . .well, let’s just say “a few” former coaches.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. RangerRuss

    Once again this proves my theory that Auburn sucks.

    Liked by 16 people

  4. The internet really is blowing up today on Harsin…it’s past any point of return…he’s about to have the longest vacation of his life

    Liked by 1 person

  5. godawgs1701

    Dr. Roberts, if you’re looking for the transfer portal you just just follow any one of your football players. They’ll show you where to find it.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. DC Weez

    Wonder what would have happened if Auburn had beaten Bama in overtime?


  7. 79dawg

    Bruce Pearl having heart palpitations trying to figure out if Jay signed his new contract before he left town….

    Liked by 3 people

  8. 79dawg

    Who is going to hate-watch Finebaum today and report back to the site???

    Liked by 6 people

  9. miltondawg

    Roberts’ term doesn’t become effective until May 16, 2022. And in a twist that is so Auburn, the Board of Trustees suspended the Bylaws at the meeting today so that they could vote on Roberts since it wasn’t on the meeting agenda.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. practicaldawg

    I don’t generally care for Auburn. But I like this Auburn.

    Liked by 7 people

  11. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    Man… seriously, there is no greater hive of scum and villainy than the big money Auburn Boosters.

    Harsin was always a bad fit, but you have to feel like a lot of what’s happened this off-season is him trying to clear out the entitled and the rot from the program. Remember, the reason why The Barn didn’t hire Kirby is because he demanded full autonomy and to run the program like he wanted, now how Mr. Yellawood and the rest wanted him to do.

    Even if Harsin did do what was rumored, and man what a smoke show, that is only going to be the excuse. That’s not the reason. The reason is no one tells the big money Auburn Boosters “no” and lives to see another day.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Russ

      Eh, I wouldn’t call Bobo and Mason part of the “entitled” at Auburn. I don’t doubt he’s trying to install his Boise buddies though.

      Liked by 3 people

      • Got Cowdog

        “Install”? Is that what the kids are calling it now?

        Liked by 3 people

      • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

        It’s widely known that the Bobo and Mason hires were “suggested” to Harsin by Auburn and the boosters. He didn’t want them, and that can lead to acrimony on both sides.

        Harsin’s quotes in the Chris Low piece speak volumes: “You have to let your head coach be your head coach.” He’s bucking against the classic “Auburn Boosters being Auburn Boosters” atmosphere.

        Now you have players on the team calling out the whiners as those who left because they’re entitled and won’t take hard coaching.

        So maybe it’s not all that it seems.

        Liked by 1 person

        • stoopnagle

          Auburn Booster will be Auburn when Harsin is long dead and gone. But good luck to him and his recruiting strategy with his guys in place now. I’m sure as shit looking forward to it.


          • Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

            For sure, those asheholes can’t help themselves, and I want nothing more than Auburn to fail.

            However, after all the rumors and innuendo of that last couple of days, I feel bad that they’re going to railroad this guy after they saddled him with coaches he didn’t want among all the other crap Auburn boosters do.


  12. Is it gauche to pile on? Fuck it, I hate Auburn

    Liked by 12 people

  13. The Truth

    What, exactly, is the record for most former coaches paid by one school at one time?

    Liked by 2 people

  14. Migraine Boy

    It really is amazing how long UGA keeps coaches / Presidents / ADs around compared to other institutions. Sometimes it’s annoying but it sure beats the other way around.


  15. MudCat's Mechanic

    He’s goner than Soler’s HR in Game 6 of the WS.

    Liked by 7 people

  16. dawgphan34

    Man I love watching Auburn like this. Really warms the soul.

    Liked by 3 people

  17. Don in Mar-a-Lago

    It’s Always Early O’Clock Somewhere…


  18. archiecreek

    Rocking the east alabama reform school!
    Courtesy of The Beatles…
    (Substituting Dr. Roberts for Dr. Robert)
    Ring, my friend I said you’d call
    Day or night he’ll be there anytime at all
    You’re a new and better man
    If you’re down he’ll pick you up
    Take a drink from his special cup
    Dr. Roberts
    Dr. Roberts
    He’s a man you must believe
    Helping anyone in need
    No one can succeed like Dr. Roberts!!

    Liked by 3 people

  19. uga97

    Ad Greenes last year as well…Pearls agent got him locked in before they all got dumped.


  20. ZeroPOINTzero

    SEC West is a tough neighborhood. He’s got all the personality and peccadilloes of road rash Bobby P minus the wins. Bryan we barely knew ya.


  21. stoopnagle

    Oh fun and games. There’s now a #standwithharsin on the tweeters. This is so great. Come and get your beatings, Auburn.


    • ASEF

      I believe the Venn diagram for that would be “rabid Auburn fan” combined with “cares more about anti-vax than 6-7”. Not a ton of overlap there.

      Liked by 1 person

  22. ASEF

    I guess it comes down to how discrete they were. Anything in the office? Anything ever said to a co-worker? Dumb enough to text/email on Auburn-owned devices?

    Otherwise, they could just dig in and deny.


  23. Don in Mar-a-Lago

    “I just want you know we’re trying to separate fact from fiction. We’ll keep you posted and make the appropriate decision at the right time.”

    Liked by 2 people

  24. mg4life0331

    Man Muschamp fucked up Florida and SC for us

    Pruitt got Tennessee messed up

    Christian Robertson at auburn now.

    If we can get Hines to coach the gnats I think we will have this century to gloat.

    Liked by 1 person

  25. archiecreek

    I understand Harsin is on “vacation”….
    Question for those who know…
    Is it common for D1 coaches to go on vacation right after NSD?
    Given their poor crooting in this cycle and the players jumping ship…
    Is this the time to go on “vacation?”
    Is this a get the hell out of Dodge???