Setting the stage…
The stage…
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UPDATE: In case you’re wondering, here’s what going through the front entrance looks like.
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UPDATE #2:
Try to guess who the other coach is who went around the side.
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Looks like he may be working for UPS now.
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Doubtful. He doesn’t deliver.
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Then he’s definitely working for UPS.
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Not even with a Tank.
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He would run off into the ditch.
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Falls 2 yards short of the doorstep.
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The more CFB changes the more things stay the same at the mistake without a lake.. How many years and coaches has it been since an Auburn coach’s job was safe. Pat Dye?
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Chizik in January 2011.
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Malzahn in 2017 is close. Though, I’d say it was a lot safer before he lost the SEC title game to Georgia. They still gave him 49 million to not go to Arkansas. That worked out brilliantly.
https://247sports.com/Article/Gus-Malzahn-agrees-to-new-deal-contract-with-Auburn-Tigers-111672170/
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Shug Jordan on January 2, 1975.
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Excuse me but i will have my football assistant arriving in 5 minutes. please tell her i am in the penthouse suite and will be waiting for her there.
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Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like this post needs a photo of the back of Clesi Crochet’s head to really set the tone.
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It seems as if the Back of the Head Recognition app invented by Allen “Gator” Gamble is flourishing.
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Or possibly the top.
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I tried to stay away from this comment but I can’t: Clesi Crochet sounds like the name of someone who should own a monkey.
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Texas coach says “would you like to touch my monkey”…now, it’s time to dance…
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I do not know many things for sure in this life, but I am 100 percent certain that Jimbo Fisher was not actually talking to anyone on that cell phone he had pressed up to his ear. There is absolutely zero chance.
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Can confirm. Done that before, as have all of us.
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Not me! But I’m gonna try it sometime.
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Kinda matches his douchy image does it not? He got no time to say hi to the plebs
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When I was in the Marines the “go-to” move that was passed down to me by a very beloved Corporal when I was just a lowly LCPL was to carry a clipboard and walk with purpose. It got me out of a lot of saluting and more working parties than a light-duty chit.
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😂😂
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Same method got me into basketball tournament game against Arkansas that we played at Georgia Tech.
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Well, I read the story, and the other guy who entered through the side door would’ve likely been my very last guess.
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Yeah. I was thinking Brian Kelly all the way, dancing his way right through that back door.
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Yeah, he usually only leaves SEC buildings through the back door.
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Yeah, me, too. I’d have thought he’d have brazened his way in with a brass band and dancing girls.
Especially the dancing girls.
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Was actually my first guess until I thought about it. Should go with my instincts more often.
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Clearly he was afraid of getting pelted with mustard and golf balls.
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“Here’s a fifty, make sure that Uber doesn’t leave…I may come hauling ass out of here any minute.”
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Kirbs moved the transportation savings into the recruiting account.
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The minivan is cooler when it picked you up from a helicopter.
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Kirby is a modest man of the people who only wants the best for you and your 5 stars. #alwaysbekrutin’
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Ya know, sometimes that other side door guy is just a sullen brat.
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Some of the media have waaaaaay to much time on their hands.
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My thoughts too
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Yes sir, this is the door that leads directly to your hot seat.
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Smart got dropped off by his wife on the way to soccer practice
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Mary Beth doesn’t drive a minivan. I believe Athens BMW provides her with an urban assault vehicle for around town, and they probably have an Expedition XL to go with Kirby’s F-150 to take to the lake.
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Naw, man. I’m pretty sure that was her.
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Kirby and Saban get out the front seat, while Jimbo in the back pretending to talk on the phone. Kirby don’t care about his rental, Jimbo trying too hard, and Saban getting the freshly-detailed S-Class riding on 20s from a local booster.
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Saban owns several Mercedes dealerships (including in Bham), so he probably just took one off the lot.
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I like arriving in my truck
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Auburn sucks.
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Kelly. From his years of CFP backdoor’ing.
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Kiffin was afraid Jimbo would be waiting at the front door.
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Jimbo was 100% definitely not on the phone with anyone.
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If Harsin ends up on the beach with 18.3 million and the cheerleader, can he declare victory?
Over all of us, I mean.
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Oh I dunno, Orgeron already accomplished the same thing.
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I don’t know that such was O’s end goal. It was just what happened.
I’m simply joking about the possibility that Harsin and the cheerleader planned this whole episode so they could be rich and run off to a tropical paradise together.
Maybe Auburn needs to hire Miles Massey to dig up Harsin’s “Baron Von Espy” who led him to Auburn, i.e., the silly man:
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Yeah, I was just joking too.
If this really is Brian’s exit plan then yes, he wins.
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Well, it would be $9.15…
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Hell be lucky to see half when Wife gets done, unless she’s in on the gig.
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Prenup!
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My first thought as well was “Jimbo’s doing that so he doesn’t have to take any questions.” And a minivan? Couldn’t take one of the nice SUVs they chauffeur recruits around campus in? May as well have shown up in a yellow helicopter.
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“Gimme Three Steps”
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How true do you think it is that Harsin was about to be fired at Arkansas State when Boise State hired him?
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Eh… I’m extremely skeptical of that. I read that rumor for the first time today. I read a post by an anonymous guy quoting another anonymous guy who swore he was standing with the athletic director when the AD said he was going to fire Harsin after the AD allegedly had to go get him from home after he no-showed a press conference? My problem with that is, then why wouldn’t he have gone ahead and fired him instead of letting him go and do the press conference? Seems fishy. They were 7-5 that year and earned a share of the Sun Belt championship – maybe the people in Jonesboro remember him as being a jerk and they seem to get much more salty there than other G5 teams when a coach leaves them for a better gig, but with zero inside knowledge I’d have to say they were going to be willing to put up with his being a jerk for another year if it meant stability, perhaps another conference title and bowl, etc. Ironically, 2 of the 5 losses Arkansas State took that year were to SEC teams including a pasting by Auburn.
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Word around T-town is that Joey Freshwater preferred the back door.
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I bet he was afraid of being anywhere near Jimbo.
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