This will set your Daily Gator’s heart a-flippin’.

Woo, boy, I say.

Look out, world, the Gators are coming.


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31 responses to “This will set your Daily Gator’s heart a-flippin’.

  1. RangerRuss

    I see one team with National Championship credentials there. The rest aren’t even also-rans. So,
    Fuck those motherfuckers.

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    • RR, this list is like saying these are the world best chef is at the Jeoff Collins’s Waffle House but isn’t recognized because of where he works. This mentality is the same one that got the Handbags in the glorious mess they are in. I hope they stay there forever. #FTMF

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      • RangerRuss

        Great analogy and funny as hell also, Double E. Anything that gives those trashy gators hope is “okay in my book” (tip of the crash helmet to Stuntman Mike). Those refugees from a sewer flooded trailer park getting their hopes up just to see the Dawgs rip their heart out and stomp that sucker flat brings me joy. Their pain is my pleasure. FTMF.

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        • thenewandimprovedtronan

          RR, H.L. Mencken called politicians refugees from the sewer – which puts them on the exact same level as the Alachua County ditch lizards.

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    • dawgleg

      Beat me to it.


    • Russ

      There’s not even a conference championship among the bunch once you remove Bama. If that’s who Florida wants to equate themselves with, who am I to argue?

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  2. NotMyCrossToBear

    So I suppose next year’s CFP will be made up of four teams from this list, right? Right???

    Liked by 5 people

  3. Please let the Handbags continue to believe Kirby is a dunderhead who is only where he is because of talent.

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  4. MGW

    Adjusted for talent…

    Liked by 3 people

    • mwodieseldawg

      What does that mean?

      Liked by 1 person

      • Down Island Way

        Equals the old “Objects in the mirror appear closer, but not really”…hey FU staff, well coached talent beats “adjusted talent”…#FTMF


    • Sounds like you downgrade a coaches assessment if they have talent to work with. Wouldn’t be surprised if they had UGA real low because of it. Like coaching is only x’s and o’s seriously….let them keep thinking coaching ability is only tied to that.

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    • miltondawg

      When I saw Iowa State on this list, I immediately thought, “WTF?” Barring the 2020 wacky covid season where ISU made it to the Big XII championship game (and lost), the Cyclones have been the picture of mediocrity in the face of expectation.


  5. 81Dog

    I wonder how this analysis would have rated last year’s SEC E staffs? I mean, Mullen was legendary a year ago, and Grantham was a defensive whiz.

    It’s nice to just be able to point at the scoreboard and laugh. πŸ™‚

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  6. stoopnagle

    The song remains the same.

    Liked by 5 people

  7. Hogbody Spradlin

    Looks like a paywall. What are his yardsticks?


  8. Ran A

    It’s March. Clickbait.


  9. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    I was hoping he would rate the independents


  10. W Cobb Dawg

    Aaaand for the 20th year in a row, FU wins the most talented coaching staff title!

    I think this award will look good placed between their sharkhumping and wakeboarding trophies.

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  11. Godawg

    A staff who has yet to coach a single game. #FTMF

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  13. godawgs1701

    I’m seeing Louisville and Penn State on that list, too, so … good for y’all, Florida. You’re Louisville!

    Liked by 1 person

  14. archiecreek

    In the highly esteemed parlance of Kirby THE Smart..
    “Don’t say shit!! Look at the scoreboard and laugh at their undisciplined ass!”

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  15. whybotherdude

    uf has the best staff in the SEC East, reason they are undefeated so far.


  16. whb209

    If you have crappy players then you are rated higher?
    Is it not up to the coaches to get better players? Is recruiting no longer a sign of a good coach? What is this guy trying to measure?
    I will take our National Championship coaching staff over any other.


  17. Nil Butron is a Pud

    I assumed that this was for the entire athletic department, and, well, basketball. But apparently not. So my next guess is rampant meth use…

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