Your Daily Gator realizes speed kills.

Florida had their Pro Day yesterday.  It was not exactly scintillating, as evidenced by these times:

Yes, you read that correctly:  a Gator running back turned in the same 40-yard dash time as Jordan Davis, a fact that did not go unnoticed at Swamp247.  The blame didn’t go unnoticed, either.

That dude’s so upset he’s referring to it all in the present tense.

Let’s see — Mullen didn’t recruit and his S&C program left something to be desired.  I’m beginning to think Napier’s bar is being set ever lower.

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35 responses to “Your Daily Gator realizes speed kills.

  1. RangerRuss

    I’m still trying to figure out how those wussies scored 7 points on the Dawgs 3rd string.
    Fuck those motherfuckers.

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  2. That’s horrible. Our punter runs faster than their running back. Did all of these guys go have breakfast at Cafe Risqué before pro day? #FTMF

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  3. David D

    FTSLOWMF

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  4. Dawgfan1995

    For those guys listed as DNF, did they stop running midway through because the distance was too much for them?

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  5. Weren’t they saying the same thing about his predecessor’s S&C program?

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  6. Gators so mad they want to go back and fire Mullen again.

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    • miltondawg

      I heard a discussion on the radio about UF’s pro day. The guy said that his understanding was that not all 32 NFL teams would even send staff to Gainesville. Compare that to Georgia’s pro day on March 16th. 122 NFL personnel (most in Georgia history) were in attendance including 5 or 6 head coaches and a couple of GMs.

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  7. theorginaldawgabides

    Don’t worry, they hired an incredibly qualified S&C guy.

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  8. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    It’s simple – the timekeepers were biased in UGA’s favor. 😉

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  9. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    If those ‘turds didn’t have all those excuses, they’d have nothing to talk about at all.

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  10. Grantham must have subscribed to the fat DB theory.

    When you’re wake-surfing on Lake Oconee and your team is not working out, you might be a Dan Mullen.

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  11. Harold Miller

    Damn Bama! Those slow as mofos almost beat your ass!

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  12. theotherdoug

    Their RB (Malik Davis) ran essentially the same 40 as Jordan Davis.

    Oh Billy’s got some work to do.

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  13. Dawg19

    They would have run faster had they been told they were running away from Gainesville,

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  14. Got Cowdog

    I’m still laughing about this. There’s a sundial joke in here somewhere.

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