May 8, 2022 · 7:54 AM

Today, in tortured analogies

Of all the hot takes in the world, this is certainly one of them.

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21 Comments

Filed under BCS/Playoffs, Mike Leach. Yar!

21 responses to “Today, in tortured analogies”

  1. drunkenmonken
    May 8, 2022 at 8:04 AM

    Missy state and / or Mike leach will never get to the cfp because you can’t take an ass to the Kentucky derby.

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  2. DawgStats
    May 8, 2022 at 8:08 AM

    Not even I went there after the race

    Liked by 3 people

  3. eethomaswfnc
    May 8, 2022 at 8:10 AM

    What a truly stupid analogy by the Pirate.

    Liked by 3 people

    • Down Island Way
      May 8, 2022 at 10:42 AM

      Sooooooo, coach dingleberry is saying here, a team doesn’t win a game allll season, yet can win the biggest game of the year…he knows it’s 4:20 somewhere…

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    • akascuba
      May 8, 2022 at 11:12 AM

      A self serving comment by a multi million $ paid CFB coach. What a surprise. The only way he gets to the CFP is with a game day ticket in the stands.

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  4. NotMyCrossToBear
    May 8, 2022 at 8:10 AM

    Good lord. Why don’t they let me in the finals of the mens 100m at the next Olympics? Maybe everyone else will blow both Achilles’ tendons out of the starting blocks and become incapacitated. I deserve a shot, right? Right?

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  5. 81Dog
    May 8, 2022 at 8:26 AM

    Mike isn’t even coaching one of the top 4 teams in the SEC West. He does, however, enjoy nothing so much as annoying the establishment coaching fraternity. This statement is simply a chance to do some off season conditioning before the heavy lifting of trying to upset one of his betters begins in earnest this fall.

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  6. practicaldawg
    May 8, 2022 at 8:33 AM

    Never look a gift horse analogy in the mouth

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  7. Doug Gillett
    May 8, 2022 at 9:29 AM

    Look, if we’re going to take Leach’s analogy 100% literally, he’s talking about putting the top 20 CFB teams on the field all at the same time and seeing who can score the most points. And if I’m being honest, I kinda wanna see that.

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    • trbodawg
      May 9, 2022 at 12:40 AM

      When I was in Jr. High, we played soccer with two teams of fifty kids each and six soccer balls. So kinda like that?

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  8. ZeroPOINTzero
    May 8, 2022 at 9:55 AM

    Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!…

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  9. Castleberry
    May 8, 2022 at 10:22 AM

    I think it’s a perfect analogy for a different reason. Because no one gives a shit about any of those races leading up to yesterday.

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  10. ASEF
    May 8, 2022 at 11:15 AM

    An expanded playoff in the long run probably diverts more money to the top of the heap and means less for conference also-rans like Miss St.

    Brilliant, Mike

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  11. Sanford222view
    May 8, 2022 at 11:46 AM

    Say your program isn’t able to get good enough to make the CFP Playoff without saying your program isn’t able to get good enough to make the CFP Playoff.

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  12. Terry McCullers
    May 8, 2022 at 12:02 PM

    Hey Leach, you got to get to the sandbox before you can play in it

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  13. Shewdawg
    May 8, 2022 at 1:25 PM

    Well, Hells Bells. By that logic they should let more horses in the race too.

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  14. uga97
    May 8, 2022 at 8:00 PM

    Wrong analogy. If that horse hadn’t won any races, it wouldn’t have advanced to the next rounds & the finals. Thanks for playing Leach.

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  15. stoopnagle
    May 9, 2022 at 6:29 AM

    Of course Mike Leach would want a system where the best horse doesn’t win.

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