If these two aren’t Florida’s answer to Lulu and Junior, they’ll do in the meantime.
Have at it in the comments.
If these two aren’t Florida’s answer to Lulu and Junior, they’ll do in the meantime.
Had the Florida spring game on randomly, and I need to know what this conversation is about. pic.twitter.com/kQtolBg90V
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) June 17, 2022
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“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
How do I unsee that?
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Look again at the picture.
Everyone is looking somewhere else….anywhere else.
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Stare at the Sun for 8 minutes.
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One Florida couple was spotted telling each other who their “celebrity free pass” is. Unsurprisingly, it was Tim Tebow for both.
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Post of the day!
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Winner!
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“So we’re agreed, if Florida goes 6–7 again this season, we’re becoming UCF fans, right?”
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“But I can keep wearing the jorts, right?”
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The UCF crowd is jorted … no doubt.
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“We both know who wears the jorts in this family, don’t we.”
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“Baby, when we get home I’m going to give you the best two minutes of your life.”
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My gawd, you can practically smell that photo. Ugh…
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Him: “Peanut, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings by calling you stupid for wearing those jorts…I thought you already knew!”
Her: “It’s time I level with you…you have tiniest dingle of all the other dudes I’ve dated from our last family reunion.”
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They make Lulu and Junior look like Zendaya and Tom Holland.
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Yeah, I don’t know who that is and ain’t looking ‘em up.
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You haven’t seen the Disney Marvel Spider-Man movies? C’mon, man! 😉
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I need to get a life I reckon.
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I haven’t seen them either if it makes you feel any better! 🙂
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Gotta give EE some credit for trying to be current…most of my societal references are deader than disco…case in point.
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I have daughters between 18 and 26. I get plenty of pop culture around the house. The new Spider-Man movies are damn good.
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Same here…I still get sass from my knuckleheads because I challenged them years ago about parkour…I had no clue what that was then…they still text me the Office clip to remind me I’m ancient years old
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Me either
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Shit, I thought ol webhead was Tobey Maguire. 😉
I’ve been a fan of Iron Man, the Hulk and all those since the 1966 TV cartoons. Can recall the lyrics to those cheesy theme songs (Not to be confused with Richard Cheese). Iron Man was my favorite. Genius, billionaire, playboy. Then Marvel movies castrated him. Hell, he wanted to die.
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Yes, in another multiverse 😉
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Insert Bogie and McCall
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Without full facial meltdown pictures they still trail Junior and Lulu.
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It’s like a L’il Abner cartoon but with a much more realistic looking Abner and Daisy Mae.
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Cousin, will you marry me?
It’s ok, I didn’t get into school here either.
Thank you for making these overalls.
Yes, that is former President Bush standing behind you.
No sweetie, those jorts don’t make you look fat.
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“How long do I need to keep these handcuffs on?”
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“See Babi, told you! Is this great or wat? Just a few months ago, we were throwing mustard at Lane and now we get to wear jorts.. Do wish these jump suits matched the prison suit I have to wear for road work though, like the one’s we had in Tennessee.”
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“The girl behind me? That’s a peter belly not a baby belly. She don’t mean nuffin. You my bottom bitch, baby.”
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“Baby, will you be my meth lab partner?”
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Excellent work there, Russ. You win 1st runner-up for post of the day.
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The girl to the far left has a look on her face of “my God, what have I done”. I’ve got to get the ‘F’ out of here.
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I had to look twice. I actually thought she had a huge facial tattoo of some random football coach I did not recognize….
The weird thing is that tattoos of that size and reference are not outside the norm nowadays…
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Just saw your comment after posting mine!
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Nah, I’m sticking with face tattoo. It completes the picture nicely.
(Yes, now I see the guy in front but face tattoo fits better.)
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I thought she had a face tattoo (of Mack Brown…?) on the back of her leg, then realized it’s some dude standing below.
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Haha. I thought something similar!
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Her: why is some team called “Blue” beating Florida 27-0 at home? I ain’t even never heard of ‘em.
Him: do you have any girlfriends who call you “the smart one?”
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“Baby you give new meaning to ‘Nothing sucks like orange!'”
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If you loved me you would get me one of those bigass roses that that bitch next to me has.
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No sugahbush …that score doesn’t mean our offense is great…
it just means our defense sux.
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There’s daisy duke’s and jorts, those are jorts. I’ll admit I like me some daisy duke’s.
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Rigger, no one, I repeat no one, not even Captain tiny dick in the overalls would want to see all that cottage cheese if the Hogtown lot lizard put on daisy dukes…that would make a Billygoat puke
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“You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on…I been drinkin’ and I’m takin’ your big ass home…”
h/t to Rodney.
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A classic
“I fucked the shit out of that comforter”
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Which one of ’em threatened to sleep with the recruits Dad in the earlier post?
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The dude in the overalls. Anything for a good cause.
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Talk about “Taking one for the team”…
Eeewww.
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I’ve seen that sort of desperation before:
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That girl on the far left of the photo looks like she’s trying to rub her eyes to unsee everything in real time.
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She can’t believe she’s going home alone, while that handbag beeoch won the affection of that mullet wannabe…
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Can’t believe no one’s said “Orange you glad to see me?”
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The classic banana 🍌 joke
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That picture is further evidence that some people do not own mirrors.
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“My sweetheart, this is the perfect setting to make my announcement: I’m joining the Circ de sole. My dream of becoming a jort mime will become a reality. My task will be a unique one– I will shed gator tears. I will throw shoes. I will voicelessly act out the origins of Gator football in the 90’s. I will cozy up to a shark and spend ceaseless time on lake Oconee.”
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“I will throw shoes and visors.” FIFY, Twist.
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“I know you’re my first cousin, LaRonda-Mae-Sue, but I’ve had feelings for you for a long time. You’re the Alberta to my Albert.”
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“We still have each other”
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Lulu and Junior ain’t a patch on Albert and Annabell there. Have you ever met anybody from Gilchrist County FL? Them people invented rednecks in about 1560. You can see some deep Deliverance shit along the Santa Fe River.
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RD, I used to snorkel Ginnie Springs and the Santa Fe. Grill out and drink. Ran into some Athens friends who were diving the caves once. They were happy to see me. We got the same vibe as you. And we grew up just South of where Deliverance is set. In the country. Couldn’t agree with you more.
Saying all that, you have to give the Gilchrist goons credit for breaking away from Alachua county. Seems even they have too much class to be associated with those motherfuckers from Hogtown.
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Either one- “Daddy says I’m the best kisser in the family…”
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(Him): “Baby, you passed out from all the bottom shelf gin we had in the parking lot. Do you know where we are?”
(Her): “Well, we’re down 27-0. I’m guessing Jacksonville.”
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They’re a little younger and aren’t quite as large as Lulu and Junior, but with a few more years, I’m sure they can grow to be some real competition
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The guy on the far right is like, “Damn girl, can you get your FUPA out the way?”
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Had to look FUPA up.
To quote the illustrious Got Cowdog, “Ewwww.”
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LOL!!
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I can’t believe you of all people didn’t know what FUPA was.
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I make it a rule to avoid Fuckn Ugly Phat Ass ho’s.
😉
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Why does she have a tattoo of Bill Clinton on her leg?
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I love ya honey, especially when you are rockin’ the jorts.. but I hope we don’t get displayed on the GTP blog by The Senator!
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Stripes (Slurred): ‘See, I told you Mullen was an offensive genius! Just look at the score, babes!’
Jorts: ‘Baby, it’s the spring game and Mullen’s gone.’
Stripes: ‘1980!” (falls flat on his face)
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