How pathetic has Georgia Tech football been under Coach 404? This pathetic:
Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger Waffle House cup.
How pathetic has Georgia Tech football been under Coach 404? This pathetic:
Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger Waffle House cup.
Filed under Georgia Tech Football, Stats Geek!
“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
Best news I’ve had all day!
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With that up tick in 2018, something is amiss in the other season totals…here’s to nerdfootball making this season a solid 3 years in a row at zero point zero…
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Anything that tech does poorly makes me smile. Absolutely anything.
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You’d think those nerds would be able to figure out the physics of kicking a football a given direction, a given distance. But no.
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Oh, I’m sure they have! And if the league would let them trot out the kicker they built in physics shop (Looks like a skeet thrower on its side, wearing a cleat) they’d never miss! Shit, kick field goals all day long.
C’mon nerds…Vanderbilt scratched up a girl from the soccer team…Oh, wait…
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Uncle Got, that’s where my twisted mind went too, and as you point out there ain’t nary a split tail near North Ave…well, not one enrolled at the Technical College.
Now, if the Nerds just animated Bobby Dodd/Mark Richt Field…then they could create a giant blue avatar kicker…and they could also then draw in fans in the seats.
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Draw….
ISWYDT.
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Hahahahaha!
Nerds.
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Given the state of the offense they must have tried a lot, too.
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Evidently toe no longer meets leather.
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No worries. Collins just picked up Lucy Van Pelt via the portal.
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Even Collins knows it’s a wasted effort to attempt field goals from your own side of the 50….which is where they are on most fourth downs.
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Where’s Ole Fish Fry when they need him?! Lol
NERDS!!!
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Aren’t they going to need to reach an opponent’s 24 yard line first?
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Imagine the huge tickle pile celebrations all over campus after the big field goal.
TECH FOOTBALL; IT’S STINGTASTIC!!!!
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You would think that with all the “soccer as a first sport” students they have that they would at least be able to come up with one decent walk on kicker.
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They signed the top rated kicker in the country about 2-3 years ago, and he was promptly beat out by a walk-on freshman out of Savannah.
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Remember, folks, it’s JUST a kicker!!!!!!
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Yeah, well, a kicker commit for us has recently inspired the Senator to look at recruiting!
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“40+ yard field goals…AT TECH, YOU CAN DO…oh,wait…never mind.”
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That would be an embarrassment to most top-level HS football programs.
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Is it because so many of their drives end in touchdowns?
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Ho Li Phuc!!
Even paul THE johnson had a field goal kicker!!
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I appreciate the hate, and obviously I know Tech has sucked the last few years, but do field goals >40 yards made correlate with the talent of a team (or its coach)?
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