The futility, she burns.

How pathetic has Georgia Tech football been under Coach 404?  This pathetic:

Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger Waffle House cup.

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24 responses to “The futility, she burns.

  1. theoriginalspike

    Best news I’ve had all day!

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  2. Down Island Way

    With that up tick in 2018, something is amiss in the other season totals…here’s to nerdfootball making this season a solid 3 years in a row at zero point zero…

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  3. One of the posters known as Mark

    Anything that tech does poorly makes me smile. Absolutely anything.

    Liked by 7 people

    • One of the posters known as Mark

      You’d think those nerds would be able to figure out the physics of kicking a football a given direction, a given distance. But no.

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      • Got Cowdog

        Oh, I’m sure they have! And if the league would let them trot out the kicker they built in physics shop (Looks like a skeet thrower on its side, wearing a cleat) they’d never miss! Shit, kick field goals all day long.
        C’mon nerds…Vanderbilt scratched up a girl from the soccer team…Oh, wait…

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        • Uncle Got, that’s where my twisted mind went too, and as you point out there ain’t nary a split tail near North Ave…well, not one enrolled at the Technical College.

          Now, if the Nerds just animated Bobby Dodd/Mark Richt Field…then they could create a giant blue avatar kicker…and they could also then draw in fans in the seats.

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  4. RangerRuss

    Hahahahaha!
    Nerds.

    Liked by 8 people

  5. stoopnagle

    Given the state of the offense they must have tried a lot, too.

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  6. spur21

    Evidently toe no longer meets leather.

    Liked by 13 people

  7. W Cobb Dawg

    No worries. Collins just picked up Lucy Van Pelt via the portal.

    Liked by 6 people

  8. originaluglydawg

    Even Collins knows it’s a wasted effort to attempt field goals from your own side of the 50….which is where they are on most fourth downs.

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  9. Clayton Joiner

    Where’s Ole Fish Fry when they need him?! Lol

    NERDS!!!

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  10. Derek

    Aren’t they going to need to reach an opponent’s 24 yard line first?

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  11. jcdawg83

    Imagine the huge tickle pile celebrations all over campus after the big field goal.

    TECH FOOTBALL; IT’S STINGTASTIC!!!!

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  12. Harold Miller

    You would think that with all the “soccer as a first sport” students they have that they would at least be able to come up with one decent walk on kicker.

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    • Nil Butron is a Pud

      They signed the top rated kicker in the country about 2-3 years ago, and he was promptly beat out by a walk-on freshman out of Savannah.

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  13. Bulldawg Bill

    Remember, folks, it’s JUST a kicker!!!!!!

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  14. Dawg19

    “40+ yard field goals…AT TECH, YOU CAN DO…oh,wait…never mind.”

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  15. Texas Dawg

    That would be an embarrassment to most top-level HS football programs.

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  16. TripleB

    Is it because so many of their drives end in touchdowns?

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  17. archiecreek

    Ho Li Phuc!!
    Even paul THE johnson had a field goal kicker!!

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  18. acfritze

    I appreciate the hate, and obviously I know Tech has sucked the last few years, but do field goals >40 yards made correlate with the talent of a team (or its coach)?

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