Name that caption, the hero we need edition

A legend in his own mind…

It’s hard to believe a guy like that didn’t have recruits lined up begging to come play for him.

Oh, yeah — have at it in the comments.



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37 responses to “Name that caption, the hero we need edition

  1. RangerRuss

    Piss on that guy.

    Liked by 4 people

  2. Remember the Quincy

    Dan Mullen shows off the shield he used to repel blue chip recruits during his time in Hogtown.

    Liked by 20 people

  3. rigger92

    Nice, uh, purse?

    Liked by 7 people

  4. mwodieseldawg

    Is that in front of Lake Oconee Academy?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Got Cowdog

    How much is florida paying him to coach high school football in Georgia, again?

    Liked by 3 people

  6. ” I’m here at Lake Oconee Academy stacking up 1 Stars to coach up! #makemeahero”

    Liked by 1 person

  7. 81Dog

    He can do this (mug for pictures instead of recruiting actual top level talent) all day.

    Heck, for years, even.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. whit1356

    Captain Peckerhead!!!

    Liked by 7 people

  9. NotMyCrossToBear

    Captain Douchebag.

    Liked by 5 people

  10. Hogbody Spradlin

    Peter Principle Perfectly Precisely Personified.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. aim260

    Nice diaper bag you got there, Danny boy.

    Liked by 2 people

  12. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    And yet… with less resources and money and worse facilities… he STILL recruited better than Sunbelt Billy is recruiting right now.

    So how the hell are we supposed to quantify THAT???

    Liked by 3 people

  13. practicaldawg

    You serious, Clark?

    Liked by 2 people

  14. bucketheridge

    Dan Mullen prepares himself prior to his Georgia Tech interview.

    Liked by 3 people

  15. “What’s my super power you ask? Why, shitting the bed of course.”

    Liked by 2 people

  16. Texas Dawg

    That is just one weird dude

    Liked by 1 person

  17. godawgs1701

    This picture is still less awkward than anything Brian Kelly has done since signing on with LSU.

    Liked by 1 person

  18. stoopnagle

    I’d be smiling too if I was paid like that to stop doing something I didn’t really want to do in the first place.

    Liked by 1 person

  19. A 1-Star, just as I suspected…….

    Liked by 3 people

  20. cowetadawg

    At least he’s not dancing.


  21. cpark58

    Cousin Eddie goes to Comic Con

    I’ve said it before, this guy will coach at Georgia Tech at some point. Weird dude with a sense of intellectual superiority, used to be kind of a big deal, no ties to UGA, low expectations, steady diet of 2-3 star recruits, close to lake Oconee, the Star Wars costume and now this. Coach 404 is in trouble.

    Liked by 2 people

    • godawgs1701

      I’m imagining Florida’s offense with shittier players and I’m getting really excited. Let’s make this happen.


  22. ciddawg

    Captain Douche-

    Liked by 5 people

  23. Harold Miller

    Dan Mullen dressed like a dork. Must be “recruiting season”.