June 29, 2022 · 6:30 AM

Name that caption, the hero we need edition

A legend in his own mind…

It’s hard to believe a guy like that didn’t have recruits lined up begging to come play for him.

Oh, yeah — have at it in the comments.

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37 responses to “Name that caption, the hero we need edition”

  1. RangerRuss
    June 29, 2022 at 6:32 AM

    Fu…
    Naw.
    Piss on that guy.

    Liked by 4 people

  2. Remember the Quincy
    June 29, 2022 at 6:51 AM

    Dan Mullen shows off the shield he used to repel blue chip recruits during his time in Hogtown.

    Liked by 20 people

  3. rigger92
    June 29, 2022 at 6:56 AM

    Nice, uh, purse?

    Liked by 7 people

  4. mwodieseldawg
    June 29, 2022 at 7:01 AM

    Is that in front of Lake Oconee Academy?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Got Cowdog
    June 29, 2022 at 7:16 AM

    How much is florida paying him to coach high school football in Georgia, again?

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Sanford222view
    June 29, 2022 at 7:18 AM

    ” I’m here at Lake Oconee Academy stacking up 1 Stars to coach up! #makemeahero”

    Liked by 1 person

  7. 81Dog
    June 29, 2022 at 7:20 AM

    He can do this (mug for pictures instead of recruiting actual top level talent) all day.

    Heck, for years, even.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. whit1356
    June 29, 2022 at 7:29 AM

    Captain Peckerhead!!!

    Liked by 7 people

  10. NotMyCrossToBear
    June 29, 2022 at 7:41 AM

    Captain Douchebag.

    Liked by 5 people

  11. Hogbody Spradlin
    June 29, 2022 at 7:54 AM

    Peter Principle Perfectly Precisely Personified.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. aim260
    June 29, 2022 at 8:33 AM

    Nice diaper bag you got there, Danny boy.

    Liked by 2 people

  13. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)
    June 29, 2022 at 9:15 AM

    And yet… with less resources and money and worse facilities… he STILL recruited better than Sunbelt Billy is recruiting right now.

    So how the hell are we supposed to quantify THAT???

    Liked by 3 people

  14. practicaldawg
    June 29, 2022 at 9:32 AM

    You serious, Clark?

    Liked by 2 people

  15. bucketheridge
    June 29, 2022 at 9:34 AM

    Dan Mullen prepares himself prior to his Georgia Tech interview.

    Liked by 3 people

  16. frozendawg
    June 29, 2022 at 9:36 AM

    “What’s my super power you ask? Why, shitting the bed of course.”

    Liked by 2 people

  17. Texas Dawg
    June 29, 2022 at 10:53 AM

    That is just one weird dude

    Liked by 1 person

  18. godawgs1701
    June 29, 2022 at 11:09 AM

    This picture is still less awkward than anything Brian Kelly has done since signing on with LSU.

    Liked by 1 person

  19. stoopnagle
    June 29, 2022 at 11:46 AM

    I’d be smiling too if I was paid like that to stop doing something I didn’t really want to do in the first place.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. sbkingwildbluenet
    June 29, 2022 at 11:51 AM

    A 1-Star, just as I suspected…….

    Liked by 3 people

  21. cowetadawg
    June 29, 2022 at 12:18 PM

    At least he’s not dancing.

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  22. cpark58
    June 29, 2022 at 12:24 PM

    Cousin Eddie goes to Comic Con

    I’ve said it before, this guy will coach at Georgia Tech at some point. Weird dude with a sense of intellectual superiority, used to be kind of a big deal, no ties to UGA, low expectations, steady diet of 2-3 star recruits, close to lake Oconee, the Star Wars costume and now this. Coach 404 is in trouble.

    Liked by 2 people

    • godawgs1701
      June 29, 2022 at 4:27 PM

      I’m imagining Florida’s offense with shittier players and I’m getting really excited. Let’s make this happen.

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  23. ciddawg
    June 29, 2022 at 1:18 PM

    Captain Douche-

    Liked by 5 people

  24. Harold Miller
    June 29, 2022 at 4:30 PM

    Dan Mullen dressed like a dork. Must be “recruiting season”.

    Like