Jimmy Hyams talks to some SEC coaches about what they think of SEC East head coaches. Here’s something one of them said about Kirby:
At Georgia, the NIL was alive and well at least for the last four years, make no mistake about it.
No specifics were forthcoming. Naturally.
And here’s an observation about Florida:
“I don’t think Dan Mullen did a good job recruiting talent at Florida,’’ said an SEC coach. “He was a great offensive coach there, but ultimately he couldn’t control those kids.
“The same question goes for Billy Napier: can he manage those kids? Billy will recruit kids that fit his culture and personality and stay away from the guys that don’t. But the best kids in Florida often have an edge to them, and you’ve got to be able to handle them.
“Nick Saban is smart and can handle edgy kids. I don’t know if Billy (a former Saban assistant) is wired that way.’’
I guess edge is the new thug. Some things never change. They just get repackaged.
Get The Picture 
Can you say Shane Beamer?
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If Kirby figures this one out, there may be hell to pay in Columbia.
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Maybe it was Tuberville. I know he isn’t an SEC coach any more, but when you need an anonymous kidney punch quote, who’s ever been better? 🙂
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Jimbo.
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That makes sense. I thought it was east coaches talking about each other.
Billy Joel has something to say to Dumbo:
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Kiffer? He coached in Florida for a few years.
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That was my first thought, Uncle Got. Jimbo is trashy piece of shit.
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After reading the column linked I think it’s him too. The direct quotes point to a southern syntax and one who has been around a few years, nobody in the east fits that, maybe Beamer but he doesn’t use “ain’t” that much.
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100% it’s Beamer. He cannot shut the fuck up.
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So all the criminals weren’t really Corch’s fault? It was just those edgy Florida kids?
Oh, how I misjudged poor misunderstood Corch.
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That one sounds like Eli Drinkwitz burying the knife again in Dopey/Goofy.
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I mean, obviously it was the players fault in Jacksonville either, everyone down there just becomes “Florida Man” the minute they cross the St. Mary’s!
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Which is why I piss in the river every morning…
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Maybe the one kid from Bristol Connecticut was a choir boy until he joined Corch and mixed with those edgy Florida kids.
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You’re on the right path there, chuckie,
but he was edgy until he got with those ditchlizard kids, and then, miracle upon miracle, for 4 years, they were all CHOIRBOYZ in jorttown…
he leaves those ditchlizard CHOIRBOYZ and heads up north and, bingo, he’s back to edgy!!
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So the question I have is, we’re those lizturds really chameleons and change colors on their own for 4 years or did they never really change colors but instead were camouflaged by the jorttown enabler committee?
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It may have been Oliver Wendell Holmes who said that envy and jealousy are the basis of most laws; they’re certainly the basis of a lot of anonymous digs.
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Mr. Hogbody,
Post of the day.
Jealousy is a bitch
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Reading that quote is about as joyous about college football as I’ve been since waking up on January 11, bwahahahahahaha!
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I don’t give a steaming pile of Bulldog shit if that’s true or who said it.
Dawgs won the National Championship and likely made his team look like said pile in the process.
Fuck those motherfuckers.
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Man, if you’re gonna play in Florida, you’re gonna have to play with Florida Man:
https://floridaman.com/
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Having spent some time in Pasco County (“The Armpit of the State!”) I can attest that the Florida Mans are alive and well.
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You misspelled Alachua, GC.
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I bookmarked that site, Derek. When I need a laugh I’ll check it out starting with the guy with UPENIS tattooed on his forehead.
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This one is my current favorite: https://floridaman.com/burglar-clobbered-by-65-year-old-florida-woman-with-baseball-bat/
“Pi-yah”
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“300lb Florida man hides meth in belly button.”
I mean, you can’t make this shit up.
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Kirby must absolutely fuck everyone up recruiting. One day he will get the same respect as Lincoln Riley and Brian Kelly but he may have to win 2-3 more Natty’s.
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Neither has ever beaten Saban or Smart, yet somehow Smart is constantly dinged for not beating Saban, and even when he does, it’s downplayed.
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It is wild. Beamer is somehow on the cusp of being a great coach at South Carolina but Kirby just buys the best players, throws the ball out there and doesn’t mess with the QBs enough to win with “THE NEVER TO BE DUPLICATED BEST DEFENSE IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL.” Can’t wait til we put 45 on that Grantham like defense in Tuscaloosa this December.
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From your fingers to God’s monitor.
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If anyone thinks NIL was alive in Athens for only the past 4 years, they are fooling themselves. Of course, if anyone thinks that it was alive only in Athens, I have some wonderful oceanfront property in Hahira to sell to them.
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Yep. Goes back to the old NASCAR saying. “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying”.
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Now
It’s
Legal
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So, is ir OK for us to scoff at Florida players as selfish and undisciplined, or nah? And is Kirby pointing that out, and that we ARE disciplined, bad now? I can’t keep up.
Anyone who thinks NIL hasn’t been alive and well forever must not remember the old Southwest Conference. It’s just out in the open now.
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You are correct sir. Thinking of Pony Excess!
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Would Aaron Hernandez be considered “edgy”?
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Am I the only one disappointed by the anonymous comments? They’re all so bland these days, honestly.
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I still buy Athlon because they have the comments but you can tell that the coaches today are more savvy and have a lot more media training.
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Best anonymous quote for me: “When you’ve got the No. 1 overall pick of the draft and he doesn’t make All-SEC, you know you’ve got talent. And many talented players return.”
To me that says we are reloading, and it also says that the people who make All-SEC picks are lazy dumb asses.
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